El Barto's Clueless Mafia Game #1

[Askthepizzaguy]

Lol

Visor, name a game other than Maskerade where I did "drama" as a wolf.

I'm usually a villager when I do "drama".

He picks one thing I did in one game as a wolf and what I do in half my village games and presto, the most unreliable pizza scumtell of all time.

Whips it out precisely the moment I accuse him.

We got him boys.

Well, I got him. The rest of you can lynch me and most of you will lose in so doing.

[Zack]

Visor, name a game other than Maskerade where I did "drama" as a wolf.

KOTOR. Same host.

That said, I wouldn't complain about a Visor lynch.

[Zack]

To expand, Pizza being dramatic is not a good reason to vote him because he is always dramatic.

[Jarema]

Lol

Visor, name a game other than Maskerade where I did "drama" as a wolf.

argh, I am so bad at remembering details.

but in one of the games I hosted, when you were scum, you did exactly the same (unfortunately, I cannot recall name of the game)

[Jarema]

To expand, Pizza being dramatic is not a good reason to vote him because he is always dramatic.

but he is dramatic in different ways. This time, it is like he wants to point at this post after game and tell us: 'am I not the ballsiest villain ever?'

[edse]

We will not lynch Pizza tomorrow. We won't even consider it as it would only distract us.

Visorslash says Jarema isn't scum so I'll have to believe him. Visorslash himself on the other hand, he could be mafia. One of the newcomers is probably mafia too. The dice says it's TFT.

[Double A]

To expand, Pizza being dramatic is not a good reason to vote him because he is always dramatic.

Well obviously. I also don't want to kill him because he was wrong (if he's townie). I'm generally in favor of letting Pizza live longer so I can half-assedly analyze him better, but when the majority of the town starts to eat out of his hand and stops thinking independently? That's generally a Bad Thing.

Whenever he does the "lynch x and if I'm wrong lynch me too" thing I get worried because it's always a huge waste of time. I can't remember him ever catching a mafioso with that method, and then we actually do lynch him unless he convinces everyone to give him another chance. It's all very complicated and doesn't really ever get anyone anywhere.

[Double A]

I don't know if Pizza would've pushed for my lynch if he were mafia. The only strategical reason he would do is to save a partner, which is pretty unlikely. I'm not always active, and Pizza doesn't like to metagame. I think he just did it for the hell of it. Thing is, he would totally do that no matter which team he were on.

Goddammit Pizza I hate analyzing you. I just run in mental circles.

[Zack]

Why have edse and pizza protected each other all game?

And am I ever going to be replaced into the game?

[TFT]

I'm so sorry guys, work was brutal because we did our first big summer event (I work in catering during the summer, and we made food for 750 people for 3 meals. Not very fun.). I should have at least taken the 5 minutes to look at the game and vote, and for that I apologize. I'll take some time out tonight to look into this game more in depth, but needless to say there's something we're missing.

[El Barto]

Oh, don't get too worked up over it, TFT. I'm very lax on it. All I ask in return for my forgiveness is your soul, to be purchased by my associate Milhouse.

What, my 'innocent' isn't in bold font? I'm wounded.

No bold for you! Come back, one year!

Anyway, I strenuously deny that I was caught watching South Park, and now I'll do my update.

[El Barto]

NIGHT TWO

The townsmen awoke to find that Bladescape was neither mafia nor alive.

List of players:
1. Double A LYNCHED DAY ONE, Innocent
2. Kumquat
3. Askthepizzaguy
4. edse
5. TFT
6. Jarema
7. Bladescape KILLED NIGHT TWO, Innocent
8. Ishmael LYNCHED DAY TWO, Innocent
9. Zack KILLED NIGHT ONE, Innocent
10. Visorslash

It is now Day Three. Vote for a lynch in bold.
This phase will last:

[edse]

So Pizza kills Bladescape to be sure that he won't be replaced. Clear as sausage liquid as they say in Sweden.

[Riedquat]

So... Pizza, Visor or somebody else? TFT? Edse? Me? Jarema? Personally I'm going to vote against Visor when time comes, for the reasons I mentioned in my nightly post, but I also want to hear others opinion, so... hello?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Edse

[Zack]

Vote: Edse

I thought Visor and Riedquat were the mafia?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Even if they were, Edse's about to ensure town doesn't win. At this point, misreading my alignment is an offense punishable by death, Zack.

So Pizza kills Bladescape to be sure that he won't be replaced. Clear as sausage liquid as they say in Sweden.

[TFT]

Even if they were, Edse's about to ensure town doesn't win. At this point, misreading my alignment is an offense punishable by death, Zack.

...bladescape was my maf suspicion. Crap.

I'm going to vote:edse to get him to talk a bit, I'll be analyzing in the next couple of hours.

[Askthepizzaguy]

...bladescape was my maf suspicion. Crap.

I'm going to vote:edse to get him to talk a bit, I'll be analyzing in the next couple of hours.

I'll keep an open mind.

@edse-

Talk to me, edse. Talk to me like you're a townie. Tell me of your villageriness in the way that transcends investigation results and all rational logic, as you did so long ago.

12-14-12, y'all.

[Jarema]

vote: ATPG

I still think you are scum. Reasons like before

[edse]

I'll keep an open mind.

@edse-

Talk to me, edse. Talk to me like you're a townie. Tell me of your villageriness in the way that transcends investigation results and all rational logic, as you did so long ago.

12-14-12, y'all.

Really, Pizza, really? I thought you'd be able to notice the tone in my post

I wasn't really serious, if so I would have added a vote on you. I was only stating an obvious way of framing you. In fact, the Swedish idiom I used is the equivalent to "clear as a day" but sausage liquid isn't clear at all (stupid Swedes).

Vote: TFT and Visorslash. Maybe it's Riedquat instead of TFT but whatever, I'm OMGUSing.

[Visor]

I tend to think Atpg is more town than you Visor, he has been terrible all game long so far but it seems he keeps thinking I'm scum, (by the bolded text?), every game I played with Pizza at one point or another he always accuses me of being scum, some times he has been right of course, many others not so. But he always point out me, perhaps something about his dyslexia and my name, who knows... but you Visor? You know better of my lack of play style to come forward with I'm convinced he must be scum...

Now, voting at night is a sweet detail too... because it is night, you know it, right?

Perhaps I got everything wrong and Atpg has been playing with us as many of you think, but he has been the only one playing with us?

I'm sorry, but I honestly don't understand this?

@Pizza

History of Violence another example. Masquerade being the most recent.

[Riedquat]

I'm sorry, but I honestly don't understand this?

I don't understand anything at this point... but what exactly you don't get from my post? One thing was you were voting at night, and the other a sort of belated omgus suspicion about you from my part, the whys? Probably because I truly believe you are really good reading me as townie, so your certainty in your accusation on me fired some alarms...

So Pizza, how exactly you passed from wanting my head in a pike to vote for edse? O.o

[Zack]

Even if they were, Edse's about to ensure town doesn't win. At this point, misreading my alignment is an offense punishable by death, Zack.

So you're voting for edse based on a half-joking post that voices suspicion of you (and he didn't even vote)? That's it? Not because you think he's mafia, but because he dared to suggest that you might not be town? Rather narcissistic, and not very helpful.

[Double A]

At this point, misreading my alignment is an offense punishable by death, Zack.

Would the Queen of Hearts kindly give Pizza his account back?

[Riedquat]

Six hours to go and the amount or lack of discussion is dis-courageous...

1. Kumquat
2. Askthepizzaguy
3. edse
4. TFT
5. Jarema
6. Visorslash

Tally so far:

Edse: 2 (Atpg, TFT)
Atpg: 1 (jarema)
TFT: 1 (edse)
Not voting: kumquat and Visor

I'm listening more to the dead than to the living ones and I think the consensus is we all are really clueless... Good game Bartito!
The last hours the voice inside my head has been really silent and I'm doubting of my previous conclusion about Visor, instead another doubt is rising, TFT... a pressure vote on edse and then ten hours of nothing.

So for now I will tie edse and TFT, vote: TFT

Yes, I know what you think and you are wrong!

[Visor]

Vote: Edse

[Visor]

Edse: 3 (Atpg, TFT, Visor)
Atpg: 1 (jarema)
TFT: 2 (edse, riedquat)

Believe the round is over.

[El Barto]

DAY THREE (Endgame)

The men decided to kill edse. He proved to be an innocent townsman.

edse: Askthepizzaguy; TFT; Visorslash
Askthepizzaguy: Jarema
TFT: edse; Riedquat

After that, our records go a bit sketchy, as the GM was busy watching South Park on Comedy Central in preparation for his upcoming exams, but it is known that the mafia killed one of the remaining townsmen and enslaved the other two…

List of players:
1. Double A LYNCHED DAY ONE, Innocent
2. Kumquat Innocent
3. Askthepizzaguy Innocent
4. edse LYNCHED DAY THREE, Innocent
5. TFT Mafia WINNER
6. Jarema Innocent
7. Bladescape KILLED NIGHT TWO, Innocent
8. Ishmael LYNCHED DAY TWO, Innocent
9. Zack KILLED NIGHT ONE, Innocent
10. Visorslash Mafia WINNER

The game is over, the Mafia have won.
Congratulations, Visorslash and TFT!

[Visor]

http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/jSjwvfdTw3MDk

Quicktopic.

Thanks for the game Takhisis and thanks TFT for being a good partner.

Well played town.

The Zack Nightkill was as ATPG pointed out, because of his PM post he made at the start of day 1.