Pirate Ship Mafia III [Concluded]

[landlubber]

I'll elect whoever offers the best bribe. Money, position, I'm all ears mateys.

Aye, and I'll elect whoever offers the worst bribe. Corruption ain't me style.

[Zack]

Aye, and I'll elect whoever offers the worst bribe. Corruption ain't me style.

What kind of pirate doesn't like bribes and money? No wonder they call you landlubber.

[Askthepizzaguy]

We need a captain who can strike fear into the hearts of men, who be known for helpin' his shipmates, yet be wicked and cruel, like any good pirate should be. A man whose face is so torn and battered by his many years at sea, that if he were to remove the wrappings coverin' his face, it would make even the legendary Zackbeard weep bitter tears and cry out to the heavens, why, why would a man's face look like that? We need a man whose name contains the letter X, because that always marks where the treasure be on a map. Yarr, I see we have a few candidates fer that, but only one man's name begins with the letter X! And that means we'll start atop a vast pile of treasure, so vast that the ship will sink under its sheer weight, and we'll live out the rest of our days on an island made out of all the gold we can eat! And there will be women, lots of scantily clad women, fashioned out of gold coins glued together, with big ruby lips, eyes like sapphires, and fingers covered in rings of diamond, with an emerald necklace draped between a pair of iron cannonballs! And we'll never leave this golden island paradise, no, and our dear Captain will rule us like a king, and sip from the finest crystal goblet filled to the brim with all the pearls he can choke down! And his name will be so unpronounceable that even Admiral Beskar wouldn't randomly string together those letters and begin to call himself that!

Elect: Captain Xiahou

[Kagemusha]

I know you are all power hungry privateers, so i will elect. Whom ever gives me 10 gold.If not one of you ragtags gives me gold.I will elect myself.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I know you are all power hungry privateers, so i will elect. Whom ever gives me 10 gold.If not one of you ragtags gives me gold.I will elect myself.

If you give me 10 gold, I promise I will only eat half of it.

[Kagemusha]

If you give me 10 gold, I promise I will only eat half of it.

Here´s a copper penny for you old squanderer. Half you eat, you say mate.

[Zack]

Could we get a tally?

[Zack]

We need a captain who can strike fear into the hearts of men, who be known for helpin' his shipmates, yet be wicked and cruel, like any good pirate should be. A man whose face is so torn and battered by his many years at sea, that if he were to remove the wrappings coverin' his face, it would make even the legendary Zackbeard weep bitter tears and cry out to the heavens, why, why would a man's face look like that? We need a man whose name contains the letter X, because that always marks where the treasure be on a map. Yarr, I see we have a few candidates fer that, but only one man's name begins with the letter X! And that means we'll start atop a vast pile of treasure, so vast that the ship will sink under its sheer weight, and we'll live out the rest of our days on an island made out of all the gold we can eat! And there will be women, lots of scantily clad women, fashioned out of gold coins glued together, with big ruby lips, eyes like sapphires, and fingers covered in rings of diamond, with an emerald necklace draped between a pair of iron cannonballs! And we'll never leave this golden island paradise, no, and our dear Captain will rule us like a king, and sip from the finest crystal goblet filled to the brim with all the pearls he can choke down! And his name will be so unpronounceable that even Admiral Beskar wouldn't randomly string together those letters and begin to call himself that!

Elect: Captain Xiahou

Elect: Xiahou gon give it to ya

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[spaceman98]

Aye, and I'll elect whoever offers the worst bribe. Corruption ain't me style.

I offer you.... a boot to the head!


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I'll be traveling over the next few days, so my internet access will be limited. I should still be able to show up to vote though.


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As with other people in the thread, I'm open to taking bribes.

[Sprig]

I'll bribe ya'll to mutiny who ever we elect. Just for the laughs... And gold.

[landlubber]

I offer you.... a boot to the head!

Arr, finally an administration responsive to the landlubbers like meself!

Elect:spaceman98

[autolycus]

Elect:seireikhaan A policy of wanton brutality is the only policy.