My fellow Pirates,
I come to you a man of few teeth, a raggedy hat and no hygiene. A true Pirate's Pirate. I have worked tirelessly on this ship since she was built. A veteran of many a booty as yarr know. I come to ye today to vouch for NotJimRV. A man who can deliver you all the plunder you can dream of. A man who can deliver us to the riches we deserve. A man who will not sell us out to the English, Spanish or French! I've had my suspiscions about Kagemusha for some time now, but his extreme desire to be captain can be borne of only one thing! He is FRENCH! He is no true pirate, my loyal men scoured his quarters and found numerous documents to and from France in the past year! He plots to destroy us all.
Do not elect this chum bucket as our Captain! Vote for a true Pirate!
Code? Livelihood? Secret society?
Freemason confirmed.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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I found a crossaint in yer quarters Kage, what be ye defence?
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
Yarr, ye be all misled, I tell ye. I will govern not via any dirty method of bribery, but by fair and honest meritocracy. And that means no bloody Frenchmen on board on my watch!
Thanks for those who have shown me support so far, even if I do not obtain captaincy.
PS wtb official tally, even an unofficial one would be nice
Elect: Kagemusha
Even cheap bribes are more than no bribes.
We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?
Project PYRRHO, Specimen 46, Vat 7
Activity Recorded M.Y. 2302.22467
TERMINATION OF SPECIMEN ADVISED
There's been a couple of requests for a tally:
Kage: 11 (double a, andres, kage, bsmith, spaceman, csargo, el barto, khaan, ituralde, choxorn, ironside)
NotJimRV: 8 (notjim, ishmael, visor, monty, lissa, jht, golden1knight, curio
khaan: 3 (flax, sprig, auto)
Xiahou: 2 (atpg, zack)
Andres: 1 (xiahou)
spaceman98: 1 (lubber)
Also, I've updated the timer since it had the round initially ending GMT instead of EDT.
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"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
If ye be needing some wheels greased, ye can come to me. I'll do my duty to see such a pirate gets the top job. Yarrr.
Those already voting for him, ye support has not gone unnoticed. Expect some rewards in the near future, of the shiny type.
Yarrrrrrr
A true pirate, huh? How many peg legs and eye patches he got?
An ally of NJ and myself are allies of tha ship we've been sailing since she was born, he is the man for the job
Now it may't be the rum in me, but I recall that one of thou Zack captains been swallowed by a whale as were Jonah, but it were told to me that th'other Zack been lost from a steel sky-ship - and he had 5 missin' legs and 3 missin' eyes...
More rum for me!
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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"Gaius Scribonius Curio" sure sound Frenchy. Kagemusha, now thar be a name of the Orient. We might be expectin' that such a man would lead us impartial.
On the other hand, they mercenary greed be suited to the Frenchman's needs, or worse. I don't care to be run under by a despot of his like!
What more evidence do ye need than him refusin' to acknowledge a crewman's due share of the loot?
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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