Pirate Ship Mafia III [Concluded]

[Visor]

Cool story broyevsky. I stand by my previous statement of not telling you anything. You're clearly getting information from somewhere, so I'll let you figure it out with them.

It be the plank for ye landlubber!

[Csargo]

It be the plank for ye landlubber!

I guess my explanation wasn't satisfactory. Oh well, you win some you lose some.

[Visor]

I guess my explanation wasn't satisfactory. Oh well, you win some you lose some.

Well it was hardly an explanation. We have two groups of people who to their understanding you were working with them.

I think it deserves some explanation as to why you ditched them? Assuming you ditched both.

[Csargo]

Well it was hardly an explanation. We have two groups of people who to their understanding you were working with them.

I think it deserves some explanation as to why you ditched them? Assuming you ditched both.

I'm hurt you'd say that. I felt it was a fine bit of explaining myself.

The information is out there, you've just got to find it. You're capable of extracting it from somewhere, clearly. I believe in you!

[Montmorency]

Well, we have means of getting the information automatically.

It's called the lynch.

[Visor]

Stealing?

[Csargo]

Stealing?

How dare you sir! I'm an honorable pirate! Not a thief! Insults abound, my character destroyed sir!

[Csargo]

What a buzzkill. It's not fun being in the dark, huh? Who would have thought that...

[Choxorn]

It be the plank for ye landlubber!

What do you have against landlubber? landlubber and Csargo be two different people, mate.

[Ituralde]

Ah it's hard to be talkin like a pirate to landlubbers, when there be a real landlubber among us. Glad there be no Scurvy or Sea Dog!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yeah, Visor, I'm aware that stealing gold as opposed to lining up in groups makes it harder to solve the game for others.

I don't care about that. You want another solve by spreadsheet kind of game, you go ahead.

You want to lynch a french person by day, bring me a candidate. If it's me I'll laugh in your face, as I'm jumping off the plank.

You want to find a french person here and you won't, all the signs I'm not french are buzzing in glowing glass tubes right above your head.

And yeah, doing what I'm doing might mean I don't get recruited or shot. Hmmm! Imagine.

But just because I'm not regimented and team oriented doesn't mean my heart isn't the most like a pirate on this whole bleeding ship. Save Andres, of course, for being even more like a leader on that point than I.

You really want to repeat and follow in the footsteps of the spreadsheet solvers and make it a contest to see who sounds the most protown, I'll make it really simple for you.

While you chase down selfish sounding pirates, the French will own this ship and you'll be tossed overboard shortly afterward.

And I'll laugh at you from my little boat, or from the bottom of the deep. This is your only warning about that. You'll sound a fool all voyage and die in disgrace, and it won't be me who made it happen either.

You can either smarten up and absorb a bit of this foreshadowing or you can kill me or scan me or jail me or lynch me.

And after you're done, you might start doing something that works toward your purported goal of finding the french.

[Visor]

Yeah, Visor, I'm aware that stealing gold as opposed to lining up in groups makes it harder to solve the game for others.

I don't care about that. You want another solve by spreadsheet kind of game, you go ahead.

No, I'm saying its an action which is easy to hide in. And lol with the spreadsheet stuff. Ask literally ANY player in the game and they will tell you there is no spreadsheet, there is no record of night actions. You think I WANT another solve by spreadsheet game? Christ no. I'm here to have fun.

You want to lynch a french person by day, bring me a candidate. If it's me I'll laugh in your face, as I'm jumping off the plank.

Cry me a river mate.

You want to find a french person here and you won't, all the signs I'm not french are buzzing in glowing glass tubes right above your head. Right.

And yeah, doing what I'm doing might mean I don't get recruited or shot. Hmmm! Imagine. Well you might get shot! And why would you not get recruited? Thats an absurd argument to make - mostly because it makes zero sense.

But just because I'm not regimented and team oriented doesn't mean my heart isn't the most like a pirate on this whole bleeding ship. Save Andres, of course, for being even more like a leader on that point than I.

Er right. I think we fundamentally disagree on who is more piratey.

You really want to repeat and follow in the footsteps of the spreadsheet solvers and make it a contest to see who sounds the most protown, I'll make it really simple for you. Except I'm not, never claimed to have done and have no intention of doing so.

While you chase down selfish sounding pirates, the French will own this ship and you'll be tossed overboard shortly afterward. That is also not what I'm doing/ I'm trying to kill people who are legitimately scummy to me.

And I'll laugh at you from my little boat, or from the bottom of the deep. This is your only warning about that. You'll sound a fool all voyage and die in disgrace, and it won't be me who made it happen either. Scary.

You can either smarten up and absorb a bit of this foreshadowing or you can kill me or scan me or jail me or lynch me.

And after you're done, you might start doing something that works toward your purported goal of finding the french.

Are you quite finished?

I am all for passionate tirades - but please get your info right and your targets correct.

[Montmorency]

Pizza has become much more confident since the first round.

A confident Pizza following the fatalist Pizza - well, at least he's added some meat for us to chew down later...

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you're going to be this much of a buzzkill and also wrong, then I don't mind being the distraction that helps the French own your lily-livered buttocks.

*takes a swig of grog, spits it at you*

How's that, "Quartermaster?" Hahahahahaha!!!

You're nothing to me.

[Visor]

A buzzkill?

How am I being a buzzkill? I've had the most fun in this game bar almost anyone! I lead a close captain run for some random (sorry NJ :p) against Kage who is a well known entity, without having to bribe anyone (except attempting to bribe AA and I think autolycus but he never replied) except when it got close. I then organised vig groups for people to (generally) kill off lurkers - I like killing roles, its my favourite role. Then I got to help lead a successful mutiny against a captain - I can't even remember if there has been a mutiny before in PS. I then somehow get elected to Quartermaster and am now an advisory role for people who want to do things.

So I'm definitely not a buzzkill to myself - lets see about everyone else.

All the people that wanted to perform actions that I helped organise for them - not sure they're going to complain too much regardless of their alignment. Drama in thread? Plenty so far because of me. Pushing NJ, having a mutiny, etc.

So no, I've not been a buzzkill to others.

The last point about buzzkillington - I'm hunting scum. I'm hunting people who to my mind are doing legitimately scummy things in and out of thread. Gold is fine and sure I'd like to have a lot of it when my time is up, but hunting the french is a big part of why mafia is interesting and its far more interesting then doing nothing in the game and sending in a steal order every night.

Who's Mr Fun now?