IMMIGRATION thread

[Fragony]

He spoke Somali very well according to the translator. But yes he is definitely not 15, the system just incentivizes him to lie about his age

Can only say what he said, he insists that it is a black arab from northen-africa. I believe him because Somali look very different. Mate is not stupid he is fluent is six languages.

[Sarmatian]

Can only say what he said, he insists that it is a black arab from northen-africa. I believe him because Somali look very different. Mate is not stupid he is fluent is six languages.

Not only that, but he has the ability to discern nationalities based on pictures. He's a freakin' prodigy.

[Gilrandir]

Not only that, but he has the ability to discern nationalities based on pictures. He's a freakin' prodigy.

Admit he is a peg better than you. You can discern nationalities only face to face with the people. Jealous?

[Sarmatian]

Admit he is a peg better than you. You can discern nationalities only face to face with the people. Jealous?

Not just nationalities. I see a guy, I can tell you his height, weight, blood type and which ninja turtle is his favourite.

[Myth]

Not just nationalities. I see a guy, I can tell you his height, weight, blood type and which ninja turtle is his favourite.

Trick question, everybody likes Master Splinter the best!

[Snowhobbit]

Trick question, everybody likes Master Splinter the best!

Since when are rats turtles?

[Montmorency]

That's ratcist.

[Snowhobbit]

Can only say what he said, he insists that it is a black arab from northen-africa. I believe him because Somali look very different. Mate is not stupid he is fluent is six languages.

I think I'll take the view of the court interpretator before your friends analysis of a picture though.

A minimum of one parent born in Sweden, with Swedish Citizenship, at least 25% Swedish blood, a Swedish name and an ancestry in Sweden stretching back to the pre-Christian period.

Then she can be considered Swedish.

Wow. That is a very... Race driven method. I think you'd be hard-pressed to find support for such a restriction in any of our political parties. Going by blood ties back a millennia, sheesh. I do hope you know that the state of Sweden did not functionally exist during the pre-Christian period?

[Fragony]

I think I'll take the view of the court interpretator before your friends analysis of a picture though

Of course so do I. He is rather defensive about his people upto the unreasonable, he will excuse anything. Not a bad guy, goes to church every sunday, really polite, but nothing can be the fault of Somali's for him, always someone else. But I can see that that guy is not 15 at least, that I am sure of, his identity is faked.

[Snowhobbit]

Of course so do I. He is rather defensive about his people upto the unreasonable, he will excuse anything. Not a bad guy, goes to church every sunday, really polite, but nothing can be the fault of Somali's for him, always someone else. But I can see that that guy is not 15 at least, that I am sure of, his identity is faked.

He does not have an identity. The court documents clearly state that he has not proven his identity in Sweden. Of course group-think can lead to defensiveness up to the point of outright denial, I can certainly see why someone would want to distance themself from this "child".

[Fragony]

He does not have an identity. The court documents clearly state that he has not proven his identity in Sweden. Of course group-think can lead to defensiveness up to the point of outright denial, I can certainly see why someone would want to distance themself from this "child".

I understand that. It's kinda tragic he wears his Dutch pasport as a batch. People who think the Netherlands is an open-minded society are deeply mistaken, he will never be one of 'us' no matter how hard he tries. It's even in our language, autochtoon (native Dutch) and allochtoon (not white, exception for people from former colonies)

[Snowhobbit]

I understand that. It's kinda tragic he wears his Dutch pasport as a batch. People who think the Netherlands is an open-minded society are deeply mistaken, he will never be one of 'us' no matter how hard he tries. It's even in our language, autochtoon (native Dutch) and allochtoon (not white, exception for people from former colonies)

That is a bit sad frankly. What about his kids? What if he had kids with an autochtoon? I'm surprised that Netherlands has not moved on from their colonial history in their language.

PFH was joking. The ultimate clue can be seen in the pre-Christian Sweden part.

Smiley faces are conducive to making sure jokes are understood as such. And given his views in other threads I don't see why that post can't be taken at face value. Certainly there are people who think like that.

[Husar]

I understand that. It's kinda tragic he wears his Dutch pasport as a batch. People who think the Netherlands is an open-minded society are deeply mistaken, he will never be one of 'us' no matter how hard he tries. It's even in our language, autochtoon (native Dutch) and allochtoon (not white, exception for people from former colonies)

Actually, it sounds like your language is just full of immigrants as well, because this one is Greek and we have it as well, just not used much outside academical contexts here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoch...ncient_Greece)

Don't even try to say that it's a native dutch word because you changed two letters.

PFH was joking. The ultimate clue can be seen in the pre-Christian Sweden part.

Can't be! He just cannot not put a smiley or another overly obvious clue there and expect anyone here to get it!

That is a bit sad frankly. What about his kids? What if he had kids with an autochtoon? I'm surprised that Netherlands has not moved on from their colonial history in their language.

In a land far, far away, a people once made a chart for that:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial...mberg_laws.jpg

[Pannonian]

Wow. That is a very... Race driven method. I think you'd be hard-pressed to find support for such a restriction in any of our political parties. Going by blood ties back a millennia, sheesh. I do hope you know that the state of Sweden did not functionally exist during the pre-Christian period?

PFH was joking. The ultimate clue can be seen in the pre-Christian Sweden part.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Wow. That is a very... Race driven method. I think you'd be hard-pressed to find support for such a restriction in any of our political parties. Going by blood ties back a millennia, sheesh. I do hope you know that the state of Sweden did not functionally exist during the pre-Christian period?

[Snowhobbit]

Most impressive trolling, much contribution.

[Myth]

If they can't say the Prayer to the Allfather in Old Norse and spell their father's father name in Elder Futhark then the are not Swedish.

[Beskar]

Most impressive trolling, much contribution.

Oh no, he is serious.

He can trace back his linage to some 600 hundred minor Jarl who lived near Västervik on his fathers side, he however has a decidedly Roman name and English upbringing so does not conform to his own definition of Swedish, but proudly says about his heritage.

[Snowhobbit]

Oh no, he is serious.

He can trace back his linage to some 600 hundred minor Jarl who lived near Västervik on his fathers side, he however has a decidedly Roman name and English upbringing so does not conform to his own definition of Swedish, but proudly says about his heritage.

And what do you require to identify an individual as a Swedish person?

[Fragony]

And what do you require to identify an individual as a Swedish person?

A mixture of self-destruction orchestrated by self-congratulaing women with spikey-hair and Munschausen by proxy should do. Home of the Stepherd-wives

[Gilrandir]

Not just nationalities. I see a guy, I can tell you his height, weight, blood type and which ninja turtle is his favourite.

You fall utterly short of my expectations. I thought you could also tell a person's favorite faction in MTW and his ability to handle horse archers.

And what do you require to identify an individual as a Swedish person?

Something evoking "frozen water" in his name.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Oh no, he is serious.

He can trace back his linage to some 600 hundred minor Jarl who lived near Västervik on his fathers side, he however has a decidedly Roman name and English upbringing so does not conform to his own definition of Swedish, but proudly says about his heritage.

Close, it was around 900-1,000 AD his name was Tord - he built the first Church in the region.

The joke was that I do have a Swedish name - Wallinder - and my father is Swedish by nationality and I'm roughly 25% Swedish by blood.

However, I would not claim to be Swedish.