Pokemon Nuzlocke FireRed Mafia [Concluded]

**Askthepizzaguy** · 06-06-2017, 23:27

Day Six

Diglett's Cave

In order to toughen up his remaining pokemon, the trainer entered Diglett's cave, a tunnel that was created by a family of digletts. The low-level and low defense diglett pokemon inside the cave would be a cinch for just about any of the trainer's pokemon to defeat.

So, after a few hours of grinding, training hard, and wiping out entire generations of digletts, possibly causing the entire species to go extinct, the trainer ran into a different pokemon in the cave.

Well, isn't that just three digletts? I guess that will make things faster. They're basically mooks with one hit point each, the underground equivalent of a dodo.

What could go wrong?

Dugtrio

Oh.

I see where this is going.

The narrator chose to find an image of a dugtrio that had angry, menacing eyes, instead of the usual derpy look.

That's not good. That means that someone is definitely about to die. After all, it is a lynch. Oooh, the suspense. What happens next?

Well, it knows Dig, it knows Fury Swipes, it knows Magnitude, and it knows Sand Attack.

Dig is a fairly powerful ground type move. Fury Swipes is a multi-hit normal attack which is going to be a critical hit since Dugtrio is so fast. Magnitude gives various attack powers, which means for the purposes of this writeup, it's always gonna hit with 150 power, because narrative hax. And Sand attack is there just to guarantee you won't ever be able to hit this thing and kill it at all!

It also has Arena Trap as its special ability. It prevents you from running from battle or even switching out your pokemon.

Do you have any idea how screwed that means you are?

Also, it's a level 31 dugtrio, less than 5 percent chance of running into this guy.

Yeah....

Welp! I hope you're using your best pokemon otherwise you're pretty screwed obvious-setup-for-ironic-cutaway!

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