Rampage Out of Space

[Timsup2nothin]

Hello friends!

Sincerest apologies for not being here sooner. I pressed the LAUNCH button on my business on Sunday night, after nearly 18 months of preparation, and things picked up rather more quickly than I was expecting.

But, GOOD NEWS! I shan't be destitute immediately. And more GOOD NEWS! I randed town, which is my fav alignment, so now I don't have to feign interest in this game and genuinely do want to be here despite juggling 3 jobs, 1 of which doesn't know about the other two :P

Did I miss anything exciting (read: claims)?

My plan is to find a town and sheep them to victory because although I want to be here, my time is super limited.

Somebody please obvtown themselves to be ASAP or I will spam this game with Calumon gifs, NGL.

There have been three claims, none of which has had even the tiniest shred of credibility. I wish I could refer you to someone as obvtown, but as of right now "not actively looking like a wolf" is about as high as anyone even seems to be striving for. My first reads list already had five wolves on it, and that was before five players had even checked in. It has gotten worse instead of better.

Please don't hit the gif button though, because since the last time I saw you do that I have seen two gif posters and they were both wolves. Amateurs giving gif posting a bad name, smh.

[Winston Hughes]

There have been three claims, none of which has had even the tiniest shred of credibility.

I resent this.

I have a 100% record of hardclaiming miller when I'm actually a miller.