Playing mafia is so complicated. If you sat me down and asked me to write out, to the best of my understanding, the Mafia Playbook book, the section for "playing mafia" would look something like this.
MAFIA RULES! IMPORTANT!
1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a mafia like that.
1a. A mafia is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A mafia is when you play the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The villager is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, wolf, that prohibits the wolf from doing, you know, just trying to kill the villager. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the villager is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the wolf, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna vote you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to vote and then don't vote, you have to still vote. You cannot not vote. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, playing motion of the mafia, and then, until you just play it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the vote up here, like this, but then there's the tally you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Renata hasn't been in any games in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in that CFC Hydra Game too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Timsuptonothin Wolf, "CFC Hydra Game." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A mafia is when the villager makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the game and playerlist of
2. Do not do a mafia please.
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