The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia [Concluded]

[Sarathos]

Vote Beefy

Because....

[White_eyes:D]

Well.....That settle's it, Beefy is one of the Mafia/Serial Killers; he was eager to lynch me in a bandwagon when he knew my ability kills anti-town but removed his vote when he found out it targets only those who vote for me...

Well, Willy had a good run but it seems this is the last lawn I mow....*sadly drinks his bottle of whiskey*
"Ack....I'm bad at this...." Unvote:EF and Vote:Beefy

[Askthepizzaguy]

11-03-2008, 12:28 (day four began), 11-07-2008, 20:45 (day four ends late)

You've been given an extension, I'm a little surprised at the lack of votes.

Sorry fellas, gotta keep the game moving.

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Smowz- EF
Shlin- EF
Sarathos- Smowz
EF- Andres
Gaius- EF
WE- Beefy
Chaotix-abstain
Beefy- unvoted
QJC- beefy
Andres- NN
Glyphz- EF
Sarathos- Beefy

EF- 4
Beefy- 3
Smowz- 1
Andres- 1
NorthNovas- 1
abstain- 2

Non-voting: Dafuge, Lord Winter, SwedishFish, Aries777777, TevashSzat, NorthNovas

Mayor Quimby assembled the town at dusk, and several citizens were missing. Unwilling to wait until morning, the mayor had everyone put their selection into his hat, and the votes were tallied.

Agnes Skinner was selected to be lynched. As soon as she heard her name called, she took off her wig and hurled it at Mayor Quimby and started screaming bloody murder. The wig hit Mayor Quimby in the face and began clawing at him. Security immediately captured the Crazy Cat Lady, who had been posing as Seymour Skinner's mother.

She stank of cat feces and urine, and was covered in garbage still. Perhaps that was the reason everyone wanted her dead. Or maybe it was because she had a vile temperment and hated everyone, and she was old and deserved to die even if she weren't a serial killer. In any case, the town tied her up and put the old bat to sleep with a large syringe full of clorox bleach.

The Cat Lady's various felines, all 114 of them, were delivered to the ASPCA where they were spayed, neutered, and given a thorough flea and tick bath. Her house, which had degenerated into a vile structure imprisoning cats in their own feces, was burnt to the ground, and salt was poured all over the lawn to make sure nothing grew there anymore.

Which was a bit unnecessary, given the circumstances.





Alive:

Chaotix27
Quintus
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Beefy187
WhiteEyes:D
Aries777777 (revived Night Two)
Rythmic (zombie)
Smowz
Andres (zombie)
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Sarathos
NorthNovas
Gaius Scribonius
Shlin28- (revived Night Three)

Dead:

Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
YLC- (Professor Frink Burned at the stake, Day Two, by a violent mob of Springfieldians)
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Fenring- (Troy McClure, Actor... Lynched Night Three, thereby winning the game for Fenring.)
Craterus (Bart simpson, impaled and suffocated Night Three by two Serial Killers)
El Diablo (Dr Julius Hibbert, murdered by mafia via laughing gas, Night Three.
Sigurd (Wayland Smithers is killed by mafia via 15 bullets to the head and back)
Elite Ferret (Crazy Cat Lady, euthanized Day Four by town vote)

Begin Night Four

There will be lots more deaths now that there are two zombies. Town and mafia, you have very little time left to win the game.
All night actions to me by sunday night, please.

[Beefy187]

Well.....That settle's it, Beefy is one of the Mafia/Serial Killers; he was eager to lynch me in a bandwagon when he knew my ability kills anti-town but removed his vote when he found out it targets only those who vote for me...

Well, Willy had a good run but it seems this is the last lawn I mow....*sadly drinks his bottle of whiskey*
"Ack....I'm bad at this...." Unvote:EF and Vote:Beefy

Well yur obviously smarter then me from what I can gather from the last few posts.. But just one thing. One vote is not bandwagon. What you did to me on the other hand was retaliation vote.. Plus you were third on the wagon.. Im slowly starting to doubt that your a true townie.. As for the other two... For goodness sake, state your reason at least. Makes me feel bad

Well aye think dat judging from Pizzaguys last game (Futurama) where the Professor wus one of teh mafia, some kind o twist is possible.

[Sigurd]

I guess the right player got lynched all though Sarathos' vote on Beefy was counted. Sarathos didn't unvote EF before voting Beefy and hence his vote was not valid.

Beefy goes next ... Rrrright ?

[Ferret]

Town and mafia, you have very little time left to win the game.

Don't you mean win second place, Fenring has already won

[shlin28]

Got a question...

Can we lynch the zombies? Since they are on the alive list...

[White_eyes:D]

Well yur obviously smarter then me from what I can gather from the last few posts.. But just one thing. One vote is not bandwagon. What you did to me on the other hand was retaliation vote.. Plus you were third on the wagon.. Im slowly starting to doubt that your a true townie.. As for the other two... For goodness sake, state your reason at least. Makes me feel bad

Well aye think dat judging from Pizzaguys last game (Futurama) where the Professor wus one of teh mafia, some kind o twist is possible.

It was a intending bandwagon because you toke the bait when Willy said he had a Anti-town ability, which was what Willy was hoping for since at that point I was hoping a eager to bandwagon Mafia/Serial killer would try to start a vote against me. And then you removed your vote the moment I tell you what is required to use it(which is vote for me) AND the whole time you feign ignorance. First, it was that you said that you didn't vote for me at all, which if you missed the tally you must not have paid much(or too much) attention and second, you also said that your immune to night kills.....sounds like a Mafia/Serial killer ability to meyou just left out that you can kill one person

But I am not gonna last the night now that everyone knows what Willy's ability does....*drinks from his whiskey bottle, then see's what he thinks is death....* "ackk....Looks like Willy's going to see skinner....."

[Beefy187]

It was a intending bandwagon because you toke the bait when Willy said he had a Anti-town ability, which was what Willy was hoping for since at that point I was hoping a eager to bandwagon Mafia/Serial killer would try to start a vote against me. And then you removed your vote the moment I tell you what is required to use it(which is vote for me) AND the whole time you feign ignorance. First, it was that you said that you didn't vote for me at all, which if you missed the tally you must not have paid much(or too much) attention and second, you also said that your immune to night kills.....sounds like a Mafia/Serial killer ability to meyou just left out that you can kill one person

But I am not gonna last the night now that everyone knows what Willy's ability does....*drinks from his whiskey bottle, then see's what he thinks is death....* "ackk....Looks like Willy's going to see skinner....."

And if you have anti-townie ability (which Im interpreting that its against townie) shouldn't one vote for you?

And reason wuy I sad I didnt vote for anyone was because I was looking back through the thread, forgetting there was a update before the proper writeup.. Also judging from the tally, and your hostility against me, I was assuming that I had one vote from you where in reality it was the opposite.

I just got confused.. Im sorry..

Also if you got a ability to take the silly mafia with you to hell, with 17 men alive, what kind of mafia would kill you? Sacrificing his victory?

Wouldnt that be similer to muy ability to be immune from night kills?

[Sarathos]

I guess the right player got lynched all though Sarathos' vote on Beefy was counted. Sarathos didn't unvote EF before voting Beefy and hence his vote was not valid

Oops......sorry guys.

Unvote, Vote:Beefy
(Yes I am aware it is night...)

[White_eyes:D]

It was a intending bandwagon because you toke the bait when Willy said he had a Anti-town ability, which was what Willy was hoping for since at that point I was hoping a eager to bandwagon Mafia/Serial killer would try to start a vote against me. And then you removed your vote the moment I tell you what is required to use it(which is vote for me) AND the whole time you feign ignorance. First, it was that you said that you didn't vote for me at all, which if you missed the tally you must not have paid much(or too much) attention and second, you also said that your immune to night kills.....sounds like a Mafia/Serial killer ability to meyou just left out that you can kill one person

But I am not gonna last the night now that everyone knows what Willy's ability does....*drinks from his whiskey bottle, then see's what he thinks is death....* "ackk....Looks like Willy's going to see skinner....."

Just to clear it up before Willy dies....I meant that it's a ability you would not use unless a large number of people voted for you and you were damn sure at least all the Mafia/Serial killers were in on it....since it does not tell the difference between townies or Mafia/Serial killers....(if anyone ever watched that Halloween special, it would be kinda like my first statement as Willy...)"I'm gonna get'em where you can't protect them.....in there dreams"

[Beefy187]

Just to clear it up before Willy dies....I meant that it's a ability you would not use unless a large number of people voted for you and you were damn sure at least all the Mafia/Serial killers were in on it....since it does not tell the difference between townies or Mafia/Serial killers....(if anyone ever watched that Halloween special, it would be kinda like my first statement as Willy...)"I'm gonna get'em where you can't protect them.....in there dreams"

Large number of people voted for you ey? Some how Willy... I very much doubt that you will die tonight.

[White_eyes:D]

Large number of people voted for you ey? Some how Willy... I very much doubt that you will die tonight.

easy for you to say, your immune to night kills and are a Mafia/Serial killer.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You have little time left. I'm here doing homework... certain people might want to use their revive ability.

Especially the person who hasn't used it yet.

[Lord Winter]

Sorry all I havn't had much time recently I'll try to catch up tonight.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yay homework is done for this week!

Time is just about up. I'm going to do the writeup, so any last minute activity changes need to be given to me now.

Write-up in a few minutes.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Four

"This is Kent Brockman with your Night Four eyewitness news report. There is trouble in Springfield as the Itchy and Scratchyland Theme Park has shut down due to violent robots gone haywire. I've managed to sneak in to this dark and deserted deathtrap to bring you the inside scoop from the scene of the tragic and horrifying event. You, what are you doing in this theme park? It has been closed for your protection. Do you have any comment?"

Itchy: "Sure Kent, but first I'd like you to try this hot apple pie I baked for you!"

Kent: "I love apple pie. Smells awfully fresh. Let me have a bite."

Scratchy: "It's chock full of love... and flesh-eating ants."

Kent: *munch munch* "Gahhhhhhh!!!! My mouth!!! My precious, precious face!!! Oh God Almighty My Eyes! MY EYES!!!!"

Itchy pushes him into Scratchy, who is kneeling behind him. Kent falls backwards into a pool of man-eating sharks.

Kent: "NOOOOOO!!!! Not the sharks!!! Ahhhh my face!!!! They're eating me!!! They're eating me!!!"

Itchy lobs a lit bomb into the shark tank and it explodes, blasting Kent Brockman, the flesh-eating ants, and the man-eating sharks into the air. Kent lands on the tracks of a roller coaster, and struggles to wipe the ants off of his face as he dangles fifty feet above the ground. Just then, the roller coaster train rolls over the top of the nearest hill and zooms quickly towards Kent Brockman.

The train decapitates the aging reporter, and his headless body drops down to the ground with a sickening thud, spilling blood all over the cotton candy cart.

Itchy and Scratchy shake each other's hand, and their evil robot eyes begin to glow red. They break out of the theme park and continue their rampage through town.

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Lisa Simpson was out that night investigating at Burns Manor, suspicious of the previous night's murder of Wayland Smithers. She used her junior detective binoculars to spy on Burn's activities. It appears, however, that Burns was mourning his lost friend, and was drowning his sorrows in some Cold Duck. He didn't appear to be doing anything remotely criminal.

Suddenly, a gloved hand covered Lisa's mouth, and she found herself struggling against the skinny arms of a deranged psychopath.

"Lisa Simpson... always meddling in the affairs of others... and nearly your entire family is now dead. That just leaves you... how I've looked forward to this."

"You'll never get away with this, you murderer!"

"Oh, but I think I will, you annoying little brat. There's nothing anyone can do to stop me. And I've left very few clues behind, and I have such a convincing disguise, don't I?"

"What did you do to that poor man?"

"Shhhh... Lisa, we don't want to give everything away. There might be people reading this. Now, you must die!"

"Nooooooooooo!"

Sideshow Bob tied Lisa Simpson to a tree and started up his chainsaw. As Lisa started screaming and shouting out for help, Bob approached her, his blood-splattered overalls thick with the blood of his past victims, and his size 33 boots stained a deep red.

Bob began slicing off little Lisa Simpson's limbs with the chainsaw, and shoved the bloodied detective notes that she had been scribbling into her screaming mouth. Then he began sawing through the tree trunk, allowing Lisa to hear her imminent death. When the chainsaw cut cleanly all the way through, the tree fell to the ground, along with Lisa's head.

Sideshow Bob: *dramatic evil laugh*

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Shlin28: "Hi everybody!"

*blam!*

Shlin28: "Bye everybody!"

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Snake Jailbird, still clad in his disguise and smelling of the funky smokes, approached the zombie known as Maggie Simpson.

Snake: "Die you little orphaned excuse for the walking dead!"

Maggie Simpson: *sucks her pacifier*

Snake jabs the switchblade into Maggie Simpson's corpse, but the evil creature just bites Snake's finger off. Snake runs away, bleeding.

Snake: "Ow, little dudette. Maybe I should have brought a gun and blown your little head off..."

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Comic book guy sat inside the android's dungeon, having been recently revived. He is armed with a shotgun.

Just then, the zombie Wiggum entered the store and began moaning and drooling as it shuffled towards Comic Book Guy.

"Oh I don't think so, tubby. I played enough Resident Evil 4 to know what to do with zombies like you."

Comic Book Guy shot Wiggum in the face with his shotgun, causing the fat boy to stagger. Then Comic Book Guy waddled up to Wiggum and delivered a swift kick to his head, knocking him to the ground. (Hey, it could happen.)

Comic Book Guy tossed a few flash grenades in his direction, and Zombie Wiggum went scurrying off, away from the dreaded light. Comic Book Guy survives the attack.

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Alive:

Chaotix27
Quintus
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Beefy187
WhiteEyes:D
Aries777777 (revived Night Two)
Rythmic (zombie)
Smowz
Andres (zombie)
TevashSzat
Sarathos
NorthNovas

Dead:

Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
YLC- (Professor Frink Burned at the stake, Day Two, by a violent mob of Springfieldians)
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Fenring- (Troy McClure, Actor... Lynched Night Three, thereby winning the game for Fenring.)
Craterus (Bart Simpson, impaled and suffocated Night Three by two Serial Killers)
El Diablo (Dr Julius Hibbert, murdered by mafia via laughing gas, Night Three.
Sigurd (Wayland Smithers is killed by mafia via 15 bullets to the head and back)
Elite Ferret (Crazy Cat Lady, euthanized Day Four by town vote)
Dafuge- (Kent Brockman, decapitated by Itchy and Scratchy, Night Four)
Gaius Scribonius- (Lisa Simpson, turned into a torso by Sideshow Bob, Night Four)
Shlin28- (Dr Nick Riviera, killed by Mafia, Night Four)


Begin Day Five

[Sarathos]

Vote:TevashSzat
Lurker

[Beefy187]

I think the clue for Sideshowbob is that he is pretending to be a men not women. It seems that we lost a detective..

Also congratulations to White_Eyes for surviving the night

[ULC]

Hmm..we have 2 confirmed dead anti-town, leaving four would be my guess. That's Fat Tony, Sideshow Bob, Snake Jailbird, and the itchy and scratchy robots.

From what I have read in the night four post, and everything else I have gathered...these are my most suspected.

Glyphz
WhiteEyes:D
Smowz
NorthNovas

I'd also like to ask ATPG if I can sub for swedishfish please.

[naut]

Glyphz
WhiteEyes:D
Smowz
NorthNovas

I disagree on NN, look at night one. All the remaining Anti-town were active then and NN was attacked then, thus unable to be a member of the anti-town.

You should be looking at:

Quintus -> Krusty the Clown

Wouldn't it be fitting if Sideshow Bob was hidden as Krusty!

Glyphz -> Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Unproven alignment.

White Eyes :D -> Groundskeeper Willie

Dubious posts last round, your defence didn't sound very likely.

Smowz -> Otto Mann

Unproven alignment.

TevashSzat -> Patty and Selma

Unproven alignment.

[Beefy187]

Coud Snaek be a Vigilante? Why wud he go for a Zombie if he was mafia?

[naut]

Coud Snaek be a Vigilante? Why wud he go for a Zombie if he was mafia?

Nope. Snake killed Hibbert and this is the write up result:

El Diablo (Dr Julius Hibbert, murdered by mafia via laughing gas, Night Three.)

[White_eyes:D]

White Eyes :D -> Groundskeeper Willie

Dubious posts last round, your defence didn't sound very likely.

I know, thought it was very likely I would die this round, I have no idea why they left me alive.....(maybe there hoping whatever is left of the townies will vote for me.....and they can use me as scapegoat)hmmm......there is no way to stop a chanced ability is there???

[Beefy187]

Nope. Snake killed Hibbert and this is the write up result:

Aye.. any idea wat exactly zombies dos?

[White_eyes:D]

Quintus -> Krusty the Clown

Wouldn't it be fitting if Sideshow Bob was hidden as Krusty!

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bingo

Glyphz -> Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Unproven alignment.

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Snake as he always robs his store

White Eyes :D -> Groundskeeper Willie

Dubious posts last round, your defence didn't sound very likely.

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I have no idea who to relate my character to....Fat Tony???

Smowz -> Otto Mann

Unproven alignment.

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I have no idea.....

TevashSzat -> Patty and Selma

Unproven alignment.

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Well this should be fairly obvious....as there two people and there is only one, two robot cartoon-like mafia running around

[Sigurd]

Me thinks Beefy is Sideshow Bob.

Go an lynch him people ... we need to reduce the killings.
After that, we should try to get Fat Tony and Snake. We can't have those mafia goons winning second place. Our aim should be to put the mafia in jumbo place .

This game is chaos right now. We need to put it in order. Some of you Simpsons buffs need to help here.

[Beefy187]

Me thinks Beefy is Sideshow Bob.

Go an lynch him people ... we need to reduce the killings.
After that, we should try to get Fat Tony and Snake. We can't have those mafia goons winning second place. Our aim should be to put the mafia in jumbo place .

This game is chaos right now. We need to put it in order. Some of you Simpsons buffs need to help here.

Werent you mafia? Why should town listen to you?

[Sigurd]

Weren't you mafia? Why should town listen to you?

My last role and therefore current was Wayland Smithers the townie. And the town should listen to me.

[glyphz]

Vote: Beefy

Last round, I thought that EF's character had a higher chance of being the 'Cat Lady' than Beefy being scum.
Now unless proven otherwise, Beefy is on the top of my suspect list. (edit: or more like currently the only one on the list)