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    Old Town Road Senior Member Strike For The South's Avatar
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    You have a newspaper that has a nude woman on it every day and no one told me! For shame For shame!
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    You see what I mean!

    Because of Lemur's and Banquo's shenanigans with the Senior Member Special P0rne Files, this dear boy wasn't even aware of the existence of "page 3 girls."

    Will someone PM him a batch of instructional material PULEASE....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
    You see what I mean!

    Because of Lemur's and Banquo's shenanigans with the Senior Member Special P0rne Files, this dear boy wasn't even aware of the existence of "page 3 girls."

    Will someone PM him a batch of instructional material PULEASE....
    Here you go, all you need to know about page 3 girls.

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    Ha Harry was a nazi
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    You have a newspaper that has a nude woman on it every day and no one told me! For shame For shame!



    They have those throughout Europe. Why do you think they don't go around declaring war on everybody?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910 View Post
    They have those throughout Europe.
    Nah. I'm afraid it is a British thing. And Italian.

    Me, on the other hand, I can't have breakfast unless I've read my page three frivolities:


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    'French - the religion of the State?'
    'It would be time to detatch from a sacred love and a jealous devotion'


    'Syntax, that modest megalomania'.


    Just random little page three divertissements before I turn to the more highbrow leaning articles in the rest of my morning paper.

    You know...it is not too late, Strike! You can still decide to learn French instead of English!

    I mean, surely it's a more inviting prospect to read Alain Finkielkraut's latest ponderings over a cup of coffee than to wake up by a pair of giant knockers slamming you in the face?
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    Blimey they've been goin' 'bout 40 years!

    See; Texans=Yokels.

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    You only just found out?! How do you think The Sun actually makes any money!
    #Hillary4prism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Nah. I'm afraid it is a British thing. And Italian.

    Me, on the other hand, I can't have breakfast unless I've read my page three frivolities:


    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 



    'French - the religion of the State?'
    'It would be time to detatch from a sacred love and a jealous devotion'


    'Syntax, that modest megalomania'.


    Just random little page three divertissements before I turn to the more highbrow leaning articles in the rest of my morning paper.

    You know...it is not too late, Strike! You can still decide to learn French instead of English!

    I mean, surely it's a more inviting prospect to read Alain Finkielkraut's latest ponderings over a cup of coffee than to wake up by a pair of giant knockers slamming you in the face?





    You know those soap commercials they have in France with the topless woman washing herself, which sometimes they play in the middle of the day on basic television.


    In the U.S. that would land somebody in jail.

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