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    Default The beauty of being a Southerner

    is drinking the world's worst beer (and/or wine) and balancing it with the world's best music.

    (I had a SFTS moment. )

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    Default Re: The beauty of being a Southerner

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post
    is drinking the world's worst beer (and/or wine) and balancing it with the world's best music.

    (I had a SFTS moment. )
    I don't know what you're talking about. I get both the world's best beer and the world's best music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910 View Post
    I don't know what you're talking about. I get both the world's best beer and the world's best music.
    The reason we keep yall in that swamp.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    The reason we keep yall in that swamp.
    Watch it, or I'll break out the cajun music on ya.

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    Default Re: The beauty of being a Southerner

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post
    Real Southerners drink is drinking the world's worst beer (and/or wine) best moonshine and balancing complement it with the world's best music.

    (I had a SFTS moment. )
    Fixed!

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    Default Re: The beauty of being a Southerner

    i hate most orgahs music taste
    Last edited by Thermal; 11-21-2008 at 17:02.

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    Default Re: The beauty of being a Southerner

    Quote Originally Posted by Aries777777 View Post
    i hate most orgahs music taste
    Geez, how very friendly of you.

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    Default Re: The beauty of being a Southerner

    Quote Originally Posted by Aries777777 View Post
    i hate most orgahs music taste
    Perhaps you'd rather hear some nice British music?


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    Default Re: The beauty of being a Southerner

    Paging Whorebag for some REAL good music links!


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    Default Re: The beauty of being a Southerner

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post
    Geez, how very friendly of you.
    SORRY, i didn't mean to offend, and yoyoma that link was....different, it's better than the whole jazz thing but still not quite my thing
    also the links above all sounded a little silly to me because there in German...
    Last edited by Thermal; 11-21-2008 at 23:44.

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    Hell, yall really don't know good music.

    Jerry Lee. Best listened to while consuming $12-a-gallon wine.

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    Default Re: The beauty of being a Southerner

    I could never understand peoples' fascination with beer. If you want to get good and drunk, grab a bottle of Jack or a bottle of Jim.

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    Default Re: The beauty of being a Southerner

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post
    Hell, yall really don't know good music.

    Jerry Lee. Best listened to while consuming $12-a-gallon wine.
    thats gastly, i could only bare listening to the first 6 seconds before closing the tab.....

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    Default Re: The beauty of being a Southerner

    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae View Post
    I could never understand peoples' fascination with beer. If you want to get good and drunk, grab a bottle of Jack or a bottle of Jim.
    With that logic, why not grain alcohol? Much more effective.

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    Default Re: The beauty of being a Southerner

    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae View Post
    I could never understand peoples' fascination with beer. If you want to get good and drunk, grab a bottle of Jack or a bottle of Jim.
    If you had home-brewing friends like I do, you might understand better. Ah, how I miss Al's autumn cherry blend....
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    Default Re: The beauty of being a Southerner

    Quote Originally Posted by Martok View Post
    If you had home-brewing friends like I do, you might understand better. Ah, how I miss Al's autumn cherry blend....
    I once brewed my own wine. That had... mixed results.

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