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    Default Re: On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi View Post
    I would like some more information about the bear before I place my bet.

    Is the bear also from Texas?

    Is the bear ill-tempered?
    No there bear is from Alaska

    It will be the most ill-tempered I can find.
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    Default Re: On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    No there bear is from Alaska

    Why not Montana? Seems a Montana Grizzly would want to take down a Texan a bit more, and might already have a touch of experience from Texas sized tourists. If you're going with Alaska, why not go for a polar bear?

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