Heed this warning... the city of Kyrene has an impenetrable defense!

**Onehandstan** · 12-17-2008, 13:45

Couldn't you just roll it down that steep hill?

**Ludens** · 12-17-2008, 23:03

**Watchman** · 12-17-2008, 23:47

Originally Posted by Onehandstan

Couldn't you just roll it down that steep hill?

Can you not see the trees!!
They move, I tells you.

Seen it with me own eyes, I has.

...that *was* certainly one dastardly ploy for the Kyreneicans to pull. Maybe they spiked the engineers' wine or something?

**antisocialmunky** · 12-18-2008, 02:16

Originally Posted by Watchman

Can you not see the trees!!
They move, I tells you.

Seen it with me own eyes, I has.

...Birnam forest come to Dunsinane

**Megas Methuselah** · 12-18-2008, 07:51

Once the soldiers realize that the ram is useless, they all simultaneously drop their weapons and run!

**HFox** · 12-18-2008, 10:30

"Sir"
"What Sargent"
"We've built the ram sir, but....."
"But what"
"Well, as you said, there's a good supply of raw materials here sir but...."
"But what"
"Well sir, ....how do we get it out of the forest?"
"....?"
"....."
"....!"
"...."
"Summon the executioner!!!!"

**Elmetiacos** · 12-18-2008, 15:15

Maybe if you built this giant wooden badger....

**Novellus** · 12-20-2008, 02:15

This truly is an EB EPIC FAIL.

Other contenders:

AI cavalry charges into pikemen

LS (don't get me started)

I'm sure there's a whole list, but building a ram in the forest is one of the best! Failure is exactly the reason why society has standards

**SwissBarbar** · 12-20-2008, 13:38

Originally Posted by HFox

"Sir"
"What Sargent"
"We've built the ram sir, but....."
"But what"
"Well, as you said, there's a good supply of raw materials here sir but...."
"But what"
"Well sir, ....how do we get it out of the forest?"
"....?"
"....."
"....!"
"...."
"Summon the executioner!!!!"