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    The Forgotten one Member Onehandstan's Avatar
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    Default Re: Heed this warning... the city of Kyrene has an impenetrable defense!

    Couldn't you just roll it down that steep hill?
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    Default Re: Heed this warning... the city of Kyrene has an impenetrable defense!

    Quote Originally Posted by Onehandstan View Post
    Couldn't you just roll it down that steep hill?
    Can you not see the trees!!
    They move, I tells you. Seen it with me own eyes, I has.

    ...that *was* certainly one dastardly ploy for the Kyreneicans to pull. Maybe they spiked the engineers' wine or something?
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    Default Re: Heed this warning... the city of Kyrene has an impenetrable defense!

    Quote Originally Posted by Watchman View Post
    Can you not see the trees!!
    They move, I tells you. Seen it with me own eyes, I has.
    ...Birnam forest come to Dunsinane

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    Once the soldiers realize that the ram is useless, they all simultaneously drop their weapons and run!

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    Default Re: Heed this warning... the city of Kyrene has an impenetrable defense!

    "Sir"
    "What Sargent"
    "We've built the ram sir, but....."
    "But what"
    "Well, as you said, there's a good supply of raw materials here sir but...."
    "But what"
    "Well sir, ....how do we get it out of the forest?"
    "....?"
    "....."
    "....!"
    "...."
    "Summon the executioner!!!!"

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    Maybe if you built this giant wooden badger....
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    This truly is an EB EPIC FAIL.

    Other contenders:

    AI cavalry charges into pikemen

    LS (don't get me started)

    I'm sure there's a whole list, but building a ram in the forest is one of the best! Failure is exactly the reason why society has standards

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    Default Re: Heed this warning... the city of Kyrene has an impenetrable defense!

    Quote Originally Posted by HFox View Post
    "Sir"
    "What Sargent"
    "We've built the ram sir, but....."
    "But what"
    "Well, as you said, there's a good supply of raw materials here sir but...."
    "But what"
    "Well sir, ....how do we get it out of the forest?"
    "....?"
    "....."
    "....!"
    "...."
    "Summon the executioner!!!!"



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