Couldn't you just roll it down that steep hill?
Couldn't you just roll it down that steep hill?
If Vanilla was a toilet, it'd be clean
If EB was a toilet, It'd be sparkling
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"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Once the soldiers realize that the ram is useless, they all simultaneously drop their weapons and run!
"Sir"
"What Sargent"
"We've built the ram sir, but....."
"But what"
"Well, as you said, there's a good supply of raw materials here sir but...."
"But what"
"Well sir, ....how do we get it out of the forest?"
"....?"
"....."
"....!"
"...."
"Summon the executioner!!!!"
Maybe if you built this giant wooden badger....
'you owe it to that famous chick general whose name starts with a B'
OILAM TREBOPALA INDI PORCOM LAEBO INDI INTAM PECINAM ELMETIACUI
This truly is an EB EPIC FAIL.
Other contenders:
AI cavalry charges into pikemen
LS (don't get me started)
I'm sure there's a whole list, but building a ram in the forest is one of the best! Failure is exactly the reason why society has standards
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My Balloon!
-Strategos Alexandros- "What to do with the Epeirotes?"
Why did the Romans fall?
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