Friendly fire - isn't.

Suppressive fires - won't.

A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

If at first you don't succeed, call for artillery.

If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder

The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack

The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard

The easy way is always an ambush

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at

Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire

Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing

Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching

No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you

The fastest way out of the army is via graves registration

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Placing your artillery on the flanks is an invitation to a flanking attack.

Generals sometimes loose their heads in combat, particularly when standing in front of your artillery.

If it looks like an easy victory, be very careful.