You Can't Win-Small Game [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

*Is saddened that Sigurd doesn't want a piping hot slice of pizza pie, but notices Andres farting and drinking bourbon, beans dripping off his face*

The falsetto returns.

"That's all right. I can respect an honest man. But I loves me a wild man. And I see myself a nice, powerful, wild man who can show a girl a good time!"

skips over to Andres and sits on his lap

"Be sure to save some of that bourbon for me, darlin!"

snatches the bourbon and begins to chug it. Andres farts again

"Oooh! You're a dirty, foul man for breaking wind in front of me! I like dirty, foul men..."

She open-mouth kisses Andres, smearing the beans all over each other. Just then, her skirt begins to flap mightily, as she's nearly lifted up off of Andres' lap from a powerful and unladylike burst of flatulence.

[boudica]

*mutters under breath*

Holy Toledo!, that gal is faster than whisky 'n'laxative - and looser'n a magicians' sleeve. I gotta get me a pizza that pie!

[Thermal]

To reason is to understand, yet I understand the marvels of life as much as i'd like to, i've wasted my life

[Askthepizzaguy]

"I'm perfectly happy with the direction my life is going", she thinks as she slobbers another wet bean-filled kiss across Andres' coarse face.

[boudica]

OOC: this is swifly turning into the most gruesome piece of RP I've ever seen

[Andres]

"I'm perfectly happy with the direction my life is going", she thinks as she slobbers another wet bean-filled kiss across Andres' coarse face.

*** Looks at pizzagal ***

Oh darling, you sure know how to treat a man.

Let's go upstairs.

[CENSORED]

*** Andres comes down again, his back seems to hurt, drinks what's left of the bourbon and falls asleep. ***

[Quintus.JC]

Hello everyone, I am soldier Johnson, the 'heavy artillery' guy.

Since I get to vote as a ability, so I will.

Vote: Boudica

I have little reason to vote for her, even so its still a hunch, call it random vote if you wish.

Tally
ATPG 1 (Andres)
Sarathos 1 (ATPG)
El DIablo 1 (YLC)
Boudica (QJC)

[boudica]

Hello everyone, I am soldier Johnson, the 'heavy artillery' guy.

Since I get to vote as a ability, so I will.

Vote: Boudica

I have little reason to vote for her, even so its still a hunch, call it random vote if you wish.

OOC: nice ability QJC :D

I'll keep my response to Soldier Johnson to a mean-lookin sneer from between my big grey eyebrows and skanky moustache, and I'll vote for someone who hasn't posted yet, before I head off for a siesta.


vote: Caius

Fartin' & Frollickin'
boudica
777Aries777
Quintus.JC
Caius
YLC
Andres
Tiberius of the Drake
Siguard
CountArach
187Beefyz
Sarathos
ATPG
Reenk Roink

Current Tally

ATPG 1 (Andres)
Sarathos 1 (ATPG)
El DIablo 1 (YLC)
Boudica 1 (QJC)
Caius 1 (Boudica

[Askthepizzaguy]

*** Andres comes down again, his back seems to hurt, drinks what's left of the bourbon and falls asleep. ***

Comes down the stairs, with clothes on backwards, and bean stains all over the front of her blouse

"Ooh, a big strong soldier... I'd better get myself prettied up again..."

Walks unsteadily with knees buckling towards the little girl's room to powder her delicate nose and pass last night's bean buffet through her delicate colon. The noises that came from the facilities during the next few hours... [CENSORED]

[ULC]

*sighs and shakes head with a smile, dealing out a solitaire hand* Nothin changes...

[Yoyoma1910]

You're all doing a really good job.

I've decided to give everyone a raise:





Don't spend it all in one place.

[Sigurd]

*** Andres comes down again, his back seems to hurt, drinks what's left of the bourbon and falls asleep. ***

Hi there windbag!!
Ya know, I hie from San Fran. I knew I have seen that lady friend of yours before. If I am not mistaken she was formerly known as Fred and worked as a waiter at the bar gay pony downtown San Fransisco.
I only visited once, but I never forget a face. The clientèle eyed me all over when I stopped by for a drink of scotch. I was about to call some of them out to a dance of sixes, but my eyes caught a fella with a big mustache in a dress and I decided to vacant the establishment.

*Laughs loudly and finishes the glass of Scotch in one gulp*
Ya know bartie, this is excellent malt!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh my! Well that wasn't very gentlemanly of you mister Sigurd. I'll have you know I'm a proper lady. As a matter of fact, let me show you.

She drops her skirt, exposing her delicates for everyone and the good Lord to see.

Now, have ya got an apology in you now, or do I need to give you the old rough and tumble? I'm pretty fair in a fight I'll have ya know.

*hiccup*

[Thermal]

Oh my! Well that wasn't very gentlemanly of you mister Sigurd. I'll have you know I'm a proper opium addict

*hiccup*

Did i hear a opium addict? Share, i can pay

[Askthepizzaguy]

And just what are you implying? I'm no opium addict. The only thing I'm addicted to is vitamin A.

*winks at Andres

[Thermal]

And just what are you implying? I'm no opium addict. The only thing I'm addicted to is opium

*winks at Andres

SHARE

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm willing to share Andres with you and have a Ménage à Three!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

hmm... back to the game, maybe? Hmm? Run it's course perhaps?

[Thermal]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

get used to it, this is me in game hell i even tried to close it earlier, i did warn you

[ULC]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

To the both of you - I'm going to go find a rock to die under laughing, cause no matter how hard I try, there is always something wrong with what ATPG posts, and when he posts as a woman, well

[Yoyoma1910]

You all may be laughing now, but Andres isn't going to be laughing later... when he has to urinate.

[Andres]

Hi there windbag!!
Ya know, I hie from San Fran. I knew I have seen that lady friend of yours before. If I am not mistaken she was formerly known as Fred and worked as a waiter at the bar gay pony downtown San Fransisco.
I only visited once, but I never forget a face. The clientèle eyed me all over when I stopped by for a drink of scotch. I was about to call some of them out to a dance of sixes, but my eyes caught a fella with a big mustache in a dress and I decided to vacant the establishment.

*Laughs loudly and finishes the glass of Scotch in one gulp*
Ya know bartie, this is excellent malt!

You all may be laughing now, but Andres isn't going to be laughing later... when he has to urinate.

*** opens one eye and looks around him. Opens another bottle of bourbon, drinks half of it and stares at the two shady figures that had just spoken ***

I... don't... care... anymore...

Really...

*** drinks the rest of the bottle, spilling half of it on the floor, and falls asleep again ***

[Reenk Roink]

*takes mouth off tap for air and slurs

I don'wanna figh' no sheriffs



Vote: abstain, drunkenly

*passes out

[Beefy187]

If you can beat me in a drinking contest ill tell you a little secret

[CountArach]

*confused*

[Reenk Roink]

If you can beat me in a drinking contest ill tell you a little secret

Vote: Beefy SOLID

[seireikhaan]

Wow, I have to say after reading through this: this is one seriously deranged thread.

[ULC]

Wow, I have to say after reading through this: this is one seriously deranged thread.

It's because of ATPG, trust me. Everything he touches becomes tainted...

..But I reckon, as I look around at all of ya, one of you is here to make the wrong kinda trouble, and the only way were gonna find out which one of you bums is the bull, is to vote for ya. Good old democracy is whats gonna do it for us.

Unvote: El Diablo
Vote: Reenk

You got any reason good sir, why you gotta go and do what you did? Cuase your Reekin to me right now...

[seireikhaan]

It's because of ATPG, trust me. Everything he touches becomes tainted...

Well that's weird, cuz I don't feel any dif-

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[boudica]

Hawkin' and-a Lurkin'
boudica
777Aries777
Quintus.JC
Caius
YLC
Andres
Tiberius of the Drake
Siguard
CountArach
187Beefyz
Sarathos
ATPG
Reenk Roink

Current Tally

ATPG 1 (Andres)
Sarathos 1 (ATPG)
Reenk 1 (YLC)
Boudica 1 (QJC)
Caius 1 (Boudica)
Abstain 187Beefyz 1 (ReenkSOLID)

[Beefy187]

Reenk wins