Chicago Soirée [Concluded]

[Quintus.JC]

GH is going mental...

[Thermal]

GH is going mental...

OK then

[seireikhaan]

The summer night hung over the town of Cicero, Illinois like a haunting specter. Dark clouds abounded tonight, meaning little natural light was gleaming upon the townspeople. CountArach, however, was undaunted neither by the clouds nor by the imminent threat that seemed to be posed to the town. As per his custom, he rocked slowly on his porch, a cigar slowly working its way through his system through the night as he savored every bit. So content with his cigar was CA that he failed to notice an oddly formally dressed man approaching his porch.
“Good Sir,” the man asked CA. “I don’t suppose you could offer me a cigar for the night? I seem to have run my supply dry, so to speak.”
“What’s that now? Y’all want my cigars?” CA queried the man. The wheels slowly clanked in CA’s head, when it struck him. This was one of the killers! Here to steal his precious Cubans! CA scrambled up from his rocking chair, looking to get back inside to snatch his weapon. As he reached the door, a loud BAM! Was heard echoing through the mostly silent neighborhood. CA dropped to the floor of the porch, his hand slipping from the doorknob, just out of his reach. The man quickly stepped up to CA, looking down at the quickly dying man.
“We thank you for your generous donation to our cause, good Sir.” The man bowed to CA, grabbed the box of cigars, and stashed the sawed off shotgun back the wing of his suit. With a hop to his step, the man took off into the dark night…

Tiberius of the Drake, much like his now deceased counterpart across town, decided Chief Vonken’s warning to be off only modest concern. He was still playing tag with his two precious daughters in the front yard, when a sleek, black model T drove up to the modest sidewalk which predominated Tiberius’ front yard. Curious, Tiberius stood up at attention to the new guest. He could visibly see a figure in a rather large trench coat and Fedora in the passenger side of the vehicle. With a quick snap, the figure pulled from out of view a sub machine gun and clicked the ammo in place. Eyes widening in panic, Tiberius shouted to his daughters “GET DOWN!” Just as the words escaped his mouth, a different sound, a distinct metallic rattling escaped from the weapon. Tiberius was still in plain view of the gunner, standing no chance against the barrage of bullets. As he collapsed to the ground, Tiberius vaguely was aware of the sound of a vehicle driving away, and the teary-eyed cries of two young girls….

The Next morning…

Police Chief Vonken stood once more upon the carriage, his voice booming over the mass of now highly scared townspeople. “Last night, Tiberius of the Drake and CountArach were murdered in cold blood! We must catch the culprits NOW! I assure you, the station is doing their best to solve this horrible killing spree, but until then, the town must take action NOW!

Alive: 26

Andres
Ares777
Askthepizzaguy
Beefy
Boudica
Caius
Chaotix
Gaius Scribonius Curio
GeneralHankerchief
Glyphz
hooahguy
LittleGrizzly
Lord Winter
QuintusJC
Reenk Roink
Sarathos
Shlin28
Sigurd
Taka
TevashSzat
TinCow
Warluster
Warman
White_Eyes
YLC
Yoyoma


Dead: 2
CountArach
Tiberius of the Drake

Lynched: 0



Day Phase begins now! It will last roughly 22-26 hours long.
Begin voting now! PLEASE KEEP THE TALLY!

[Lord Winter]

First!

Vote: Beefy

Mainly random at this stage. Don't really have anything else to go off of.

[ULC]

Vote: Lord Winter

any reason why your lurking in Scourge but not here?

[Lord Winter]

I was busy untill today and didn't have a chance to post. I'm reading the thread now but it will take time to get caught up with 14 pages of posts.

[TinCow]

Vote: hooahguy

Welcome to mafia!

[ULC]

Good enough

Unvote: Lord Winter
Vote: Andres

each in their turn...each in their turn...

[Beefy187]

Oh ok Lord Winter.. Is that how it is?

Lynching the fellow with the name starting with the number 1? Is that how it is? Huh? Huh??

This world is not fair. It just aint fair!! We can't discriminate people just because their name starts with numbers!! Just because if you line the sign up list, alphabetically I become first!

Whats wrong with numbers? Numbers are great! With out numbers you can't go shopping and think how much money you'll be needing. Just imagine your local shop which doesn't use numbers.

Instead of "Cabbage 70 c" you'll see "Cabbage seventy cents."
Then at the end of the shopping this is how it would be

Cabbage is seventy cents
Kit kat is one dollar
Beef steak is seven dollars and fifty cents
Milk is one dollar and thirty cents
Box of icecream would be six dollars sixty

And thats just me buying it. Imagine on a cold Thursday afternoon. Imagine all the ladies rally in the shopping market to buy the weekend worth of stash. Imagine the money fellas attempting to figure out how much money they should be receiving, counting with fingers instead of those funky machines.

Then after ten minutes of calculation.

"Its sixty five dollars and twenty cents madam"

"Okee doke"

And the "madam" pulls out the notes. Which says

"Fifty dollars" with out the numbers. Serial key? You aint getting those in numbers. You'll just get a alphabetical password on each notes. And some are soo much longer then others as we use alot and alot of notes.

Credit card? Yea how would you identify that the credit card is the credit card that the bank published? Again you'll get a stacks of alphabetical combination which goes on and on and on.. Then after the shop fella finally turns to "page three thousand six hundred and eighteen" and finds your alphabetical combination, you realize the que behind you have tripled and quad rippled since you came to the front of the que.

Then alas the cute looking gal... the casher girl asks you in her sweet voice.

"Password please"

you then go onwards to type your password you had to spend countless hours to come up with as most of the passwords are already taken.

"Beefy one eight seven"

"Sir. That password doesn't seem to match yours."

"Oh wait. Its Beefy oen eihgt seevn"

"Thank you sir. Have a nice day"

Yea right. Have a nice day huh? After lining up for three cranking hours on that humangously long waiting que?

You get home and you see your kids.

"Hey son hows it going?"

"Good daddy!! Hey daddy can we play cards?"

You open the packet and you get your brains cells to work at max speed again.

"I play the seven of diamond."

"Be quiet dad. You don't have to say what the card is in this game."

"Oh ok... I play a double.."

"Dad. Your cheating! You played the six of spade and nine of clubs!!"

"Oh sorry.. They all look the same."

"Just read the letters dad! Its not that hard!!"

You turn on the jolly good TV show "time travel.. See what the world was like in the past"

"Numbers are gay. Math is gay. I think the government should ban numbers.. and anything which got something to do with numbers."

Some idiotic student... Why did he say that..

"So upon hearing this, our government have officially decided to ban numbers!!"

"Yay"

Umm boo?

You switch the channel and see Kiefer Sutherland, running around with guns.

Hey its twenty four. I love this program!!

"The following takes place. In seven in the morning till eight in the morning."

The alphabet pops up with the Tic toc sound "Eight thirty seven. Five seconds. Six seconds."

You finish twenty four and keeps watching.

Hey its numbthreeers. Apparently the title used to make sense.

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I hate math too.. But when I wrote this.. I finally appreciated the greatness of numbers.. So after a thirty minutes of straight typing let me finally type a number...

123456789!!

I hope you dear sir now appreciates the greatness of numbers. Also

Vote: Yoyoma for being last on the sign up list

EDIT: It seems alot has changed since I started typing this.. Sorry for the bandwagon Yoyoma but i refuse to change my vote.