To clarify:
Epic failure at on the part of your character. I have NEVER seen that happen. You should post a screen. Of all the CTDs and all the other weird crap I've had to put up with to enjoy EB, I have never EVER EVER had that happen to me. You sir are one of the truely blessed people...
Seriously, best thing I've heard all day. You really should just have him adopt another guy. I mean the chance of that is 1 in 16 or 6.25%.
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