You Can't Win-Small Game [Concluded]

[Beefy187]

As a safe bet, you will both be lynched - also, if memory serves, Beefy is not dead, yet you claim to be able to investigate the dead

Your not adding up...

He claims that he investigated Sarathos, and Sarathos wrote that Rebel George (me) is guilty

[ULC]

He claims that he investigated Sarathos, and Sarathos wrote that Rebel George (me) is guilty

Which is if that's true, is a baseless claim, unless he can point out otherwise. Now, it still is our best interests to see you both dead, that still rings true.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Falsetto

Mercy me, I am still alive... Lord knows for how long.

I don't think this Sarathos character is "fully dead"... call it a hunch, but since all I want to do is live, and I have no intention of getting involved in the fight between you handsome gentlemen and the law, I will go with my hunch and vote for the dead gentleman.

Let's find his body and make sure it's still cold.

Vote: Sarathos

[Beefy187]

His "fully" dead ATPG. Do you want him to be completely and utterly dead?

[Sigurd]

After the early evening had passed, Spokane, one of the youngest and fresh faced of the convention, headed back to the the hotel where his wife waited. Neither he, nor the eyes that scoured those who wandered in and out of town made note of each other. Perhaps his innocent face had saved him this time.

Just for the record, I am Spokane. I think an attempt on my life was made this last night.
I do have a "foil the attempt on you" ability.
Now, who would want to see me dead? I think the windbag has a hand in this and therefore I vote: Andres the fart.

[Askthepizzaguy]

His "fully" dead ATPG. Do you want him to be completely and utterly dead?

Yes.

I don't want to get involved in the town/mafia, criminal/lawman feud, and as crazy as this hunch is, if I didn't believe in it, I would have voted: abstain.

It's a silly, silly theory, but it explains Yoyoma's curious rulebook for this game which specifically allows voting for the dead.

I'm also curious to see who will vote for me in response to voting for the dead. It's all very informative.

[Andres]

1: why do you keep voting for me andres?
2: why do you believe lynching an investiagtive force will help? back to front, i trap beefy into admitting hes mafia and all you can do is twist any useful information i recover to satisify your seeming ares hate on me

1. I didn't vote you in any Chicago Soirée, I just FoS'ed you;
2. I want more information before I believe that a) you have investigation powers; b) you use those powers for the town and not the mafia. And I don't hate you

Just for the record, I am Spokane. I think an attempt on my life was made this last night.
I do have a "foil the attempt on you" ability.
Now, who would want to see me dead? I think the windbag has a hand in this and therefore I vote: Andres the fart.

And what makes you think I have a hand in that?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

OOC: Andres The Fart... I like that

[Sigurd]

And what makes you think I have a hand in that?

Me thinks you lost our banter with words and you need revenge to compensate a belittled manhood.
And I must apologize the implied reference to emptiness in your character. I should rephrase the insult to AndrestheCunningFart.

[Askthepizzaguy]

He's a cunning linguist, too.

I should know.

[Beefy187]

Maybe we should lynch Yoyoma once. I mean the game is called "You can't win"

Yea and I realised I got out of character

[Askthepizzaguy]

Interesting, Beefy. But I'd need evidence/persuasion before I could follow that line of thinking at this time.

My wild hypothesis is at least backed up by the host's own words.

[Sigurd]

I think we should lynch someone. It explicitly states that I can avoid mafia hits in my role PM. Ergo there are mafia around and they will hit on you.

*Looking suspiciously at our transvestite*

[Askthepizzaguy]

Transvestite?

Who would you have my vote for? And why should I? I already told you, I don't need to have the lawman shootin' me to death. And if I don't start voting for the yeggmen, I'm no threat to you either. My best move is to remain neutral, now that I've declared my neutrality.

Whichever side wastes their time on me allows the other to gain a one-turn advantage, and my death is unnecessary in both your victory conditions, so far as I am aware. As such, unless you can convince me that I would be somehow safe in choosing one side over the other, I cannot.

I lose, point blank, if I am dead. I know that saying so will lead to my lynch or an investigation, but it's all I can do... it's a 50/50 shot that I get investigated, proven truthful, and survive till the end. I don't have many options in my situation. I am likely dead or arrested in any other scenario anyway.

Just leave the poor tranny alone, wouldja hon? I already think you're a yeggman from the writeups and your claimed role. I weren't be voting you anytime soon, but I sees no one else who be deservin' it.

I've nothing to hide, but I've no one that I need to kill to get though this rough patch, darlin.

[Askthepizzaguy]

As a matter of fact, at this point I see no reason to even pursue my original wild hypothesis. I suppose it makes no sense to vote for anyone if I am neutral.

Unvote: Sarathos
Vote: No Lynch SOLID

In the unlikely event you change my mind, talk to me next sunrise. Though at this point any vote besides No Lynch is dangerous for me to make. I pray for your mercy in the meanwhile.

[boudica]

Not sure who is more suspicious out of Andres the Cunning Fart or Ares the Town Necrophiliac and wish I had a skill like Sigurd Spokane's or the fanciful imagination of the beautiful PizzaGal (Lovin' your theory there darlin'). FoS @ Beefy partly for the whole Rebel George claim thing - and also because he wants to vote:yoyoma to get everyone off his own back - whether he be god or the devil - ain't no point votin' for him.

*glares at the rising sun from under dusty 10 gallon, and slides fully back into character*

Not sure what the difference between 'Dead' or 'Fully Dead' is - but One thing's fer sure tho and that Spokane kid ain't lyin' when he says there's lawman alive and ready to send us to hell. So I'm cold cocked and currently aiming at those hiding in the shadows.. out you come lurkers!

vote:Caius

[Askthepizzaguy]

Just think of it... I have a stunning body, a wild imagination, and a voracious appetite for lovin'. And I'm not picky as to which side you're on.

Is there anything I can do for you to make you... relax?

[boudica]

( Holy !)

hmmmm, well that's a fine offer honeypie. I guess my first choice would be....

scratches crotch

...maybe you could pick the lice outta these long johns for me while I have a snooze? Ain't laundered those thangs since Colorado and they can pretty much stand up by emselves, so you might need a hammer.

Much obliged

[Askthepizzaguy]

Okay, you got me. That's gross even in the humorous sense.

[Yoyoma1910]

Tally



boudica Caius
777Aries777 Beef
Quintus.JC Beef
Caius Beef
YLC Ares
Andres Ares
Tiberius N/A
Siguard Andres
CountArach Ares
187Beefyz Caius
ATPG No Lynch (SOLID)
Reenk Roink Count Arach


Looks like a tie between Beefy and Ares.


Write up coming after I ingest some coffee.

[boudica]

*places gun within easy reach on the table and orders a coffee too while waiting for the rest of the yeggs to arrive... and some of those biscuits to go with it .. the ones with those tasty things in... oh you know...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

...weevils

[Yoyoma1910]

End Day Two

The day began slowly, with the final members of the jamboree showing up in the late hours of the night. Jack Black asked around about one of his fellow conventioneers. Finally Rebel George stood up, I am here. He was an elderly bandit, perfecter of the Gold Brick scam. Many had studied his thoughts on swindles, one of his famous lessons was thus: "The way to sell a brass brick is to bunko yourself first into the belief that your brick is solid gold- the rest is easy. The most successful bunko man is the one who bunkoes himself before he goes after a sucker." Some though he had retired and was living quietly after years of the road, but here stood the living legend himself.


Jack revealed his thoughts, "What are you doing here old timer? Maybe I heard somewhere that you ain't playing straight... or are playing straight... I'm not sure how to put it."

"What are you saying, little man. Don't you know who I am? Didn't I help you make it through your first stint in prison?"

"True enough, but still... maybe there are words in the air that have found my ears."

"Perhaps it's all that hop, young fellow."


By now most people in the convention were eying up one, the other, or both of them.

Pocket cannons came out.

They both flashed, bright and loud in the room, and a hold was ripped in each others jacket.

They both looked down at themselves, shocked and mildly horrified.

Is this what it felt like to die?

.

Rebel George began laughing as though it were all a joke, and opened his jacket. Several pieces of paper fell out, with holes through them. Money. Blood soaked money.


Jack Black looked up at George, and still a bit startled, reached into his jacket. He pulled a book from his pocket, How to Win at Black Jack, a bullet had pierced the full thickness of the pages, and was just poking out the back.



Rebel George dropped dead.





Livin':

boudica
777Aries777
Quintus.JC
Caius
YLC
Andres
Tiberius of the Drake
Siguard
CountArach
ATPG
Reenk Roink


Deaded:

187Beefyz
Sarathos



Begin Night Two

You have 24 Hours. Orders please.

[Thermal]

Ares the Town Necrophiliac

--------------------

I said in my investigation post that i wasn't a pro-townie, meaning i'm not necessarily a good character, or bad, i don't recall that i have an alignment, but you can be dammed sure your speaking to the writer of this book, so pay your respects while i'm still alive

[Reenk Roink]

Aries investigating dead people is not without precedent. I investigated Masy after his lyncg way back ago in Mafia IV although that was like my 2nd or 3rd Mafia and Kommodus had just made an incredible (and correct) claim that Masy was Mafia. Given those unique circumstances though, it still is odd but as he says, it's his role...

[Beefy187]

Im sad that I died but Im happy that I got nothing to worry about now.

Just gotta concentrate on two more mafias.

[Yoyoma1910]

Night 2 write up coming shortly

[Thermal]

I suspect I'll be murdered tonight gentlemen and her....

[Thermal]

While I'm still alive I will do this


FoS: Yoyoma

[Yoyoma1910]

End Night Two

After the death of Rebel George, things continued on as before. The police, if they were around, hadn't seemed to "step in" on the party yet. Perhaps they hadn't noticed the goings on, being too busy planning out their nice pensions.

Soldier Johnnie had gotten drunk on the back of a wagon, a large riffle laying by his side. He passed out, and when he awoke, he was well into town. He staggered off the wagon, and looking down, found an old shinny golden piece of Spanish bullion. "Truly," he thought, "I am just one lucky SOB!" He used the piece to get himself a room at one of the local hotels, where he cleaned up and enjoyed a bit more of Dr. Hall's company.

Irish Annie spent another night in a bar on the edge of town, living out her life as she chose to live it.

Tex, a long and tall man, who had come up from a south easterly direction, was somewhere between the camp and the town, his eyes were skimming the line when a bush began to speak.

"Hey, psst. Man with the stash. Over here."

Tex looked over, and pulled out his pistol, but it was too late. The lead entered his left side, piercing his lung and heart. His last breaths were gasps. His last thoughts were that he would no longer have to worry about all those gambling debts. His bones were not found for another 80 years, when some construction workers, laying a foundation for a house, uncovered them.

In the morning, screams could be heard from the room in the old hotel where Rebel George had slept. Several of the gang ran upstairs to find Jack Black, dead as dead could be. His neck showed signs of strangulation, and his tongue hung comically useless from his mouth. In one hand he held Rebel George's journal, and on the middle finger of his other hand sat a shinny new brass ring. Across his forehead someone, or something, had branded the phrase "777 8 Beef." Whatever that meant.

Apparently, Jack Black had been Beefed.

Irish Annie, when she finally saw the scene, began screaming about her zombie apocalypse predictions. Had the dead come back to haunt Black, or had he been the one haunting the dead?


Livin':

Quintus.JC
Caius
YLC
Andres
Tiberius of the Drake
Siguard
CountArach
ATPG
Reenk Roink


Deaded:

187Beefyz
Sarathos
boudica
777Aries777


Begin Day Three

You have 48 hours.

And remember, you can always send in your night actions early.

[Yoyoma1910]

While I'm still alive I will do this


FoS: Yoyoma

This isn't an AskThePizzaGuy game.

[Thermal]

you said players can vote against who they want, even donkeys and flying fugal fish