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    Default Re: Beautiful Girl in Supermarket Problem

    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly View Post
    Whatever the hell you do don't ask before you hand over the money.

    why ?
    Prostitutes
    Laywers

    Two professions you ask before handing the money for there services.

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    Yea I'll shamelessly make a really bad joke, don't care what ya think.
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    Default Re: Beautiful Girl in Supermarket Problem

    Quote Originally Posted by Abokasee View Post
    Prostitutes
    Laywers

    Two professions you ask before handing the money for there services.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Yea I'll shamelessly make a really bad joke, don't care what ya think.
    And bingo was his namo.

    There you go.
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    Default Re: Beautiful Girl in Supermarket Problem

    Go up to her and ask "Would you like to join me in descanting the Indiana Jones Star Wars theme song?"

    Then burst into song:

    "Kiss a wookieeeee, kick a droiiiid!
    Fly the Falcoooonnnnnn, through an as-ter-oid!
    'Till the princeeeesss, is annoooyyedd!
    Oh, it's spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!
    Come and help meeeee, Obi-waaaaannnn!
    Action fighteerrrr, and a blas-ter-gun!
    Dance with Ewoooookkss - oh, what fuuuuuunnnnn!
    This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!"

    If she doesn't join in by the second verse, then don't bother with her.
    Last edited by desert; 01-17-2009 at 04:41.

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    Confidence. Confidence. Confidence.

    P.S: It's better not to put her on a pedestal, she's just a girl.
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    Default Re: Beautiful Girl in Supermarket Problem

    Quote Originally Posted by desert View Post
    Go up to her and ask "Would you like to join me in descanting the Indiana Jones Star Wars theme song?"

    Then burst into song:

    "Kiss a wookieeeee, kick a droiiiid!
    Fly the Falcoooonnnnnn, through an as-ter-oid!
    'Till the princeeeesss, is annoooyyedd!
    Oh, it's spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!
    Come and help meeeee, Obi-waaaaannnn!
    Action fighteerrrr, and a blas-ter-gun!
    Dance with Ewoooookkss - oh, what fuuuuuunnnnn!
    This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!"

    If she doesn't join in by the second verse, then don't bother with her.
    whats the odds of her not knowing the song?
    Although it would kick ass if she does


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