You Can't Win-Small Game [Concluded]

[Yoyoma1910]

That is true, however, if I were to lynch myself there would be no host to run the game.


Then I suppose no one really would win.

[Quintus.JC]

Aries died, looks like the mafia became shaky with his 'claimed powers'

Vote: ATPG

[Thermal]

Aries died, looks like the mafia became shaky with his 'claimed powers'

Vote: ATPG

WHY!?

[Caius]

Aries died, looks like the mafia became shaky with his 'claimed powers'

Vote: ATPG

What has he don't you done?

Vote:Quintius

[Reenk Roink]

What has he don't you done?

Vote:Quintius

I'm sick of you always going after QJC at pool and then acting good when you win, never playing against me. Vote: Caius

[Askthepizzaguy]

Aries died, looks like the mafia became shaky with his 'claimed powers'

Vote: ATPG

I don't follow your logic, hon.

I know it's not concrete proof, but I was absent in every single mafia game that I've been in recently, and in all of them, I would have been physically unable to do night actions. Furthermore, I already agreed to be investigated, and I absolutely refuse to take sides in this game. Whomever kills me loses one turn for their team.

Vote: Abstain SOLID

Fare thee well, love. I will just be sitting here on Andres lap, stroking his rough face and commenting on how much nicer he would look with a fuller beard, one that isn't made entirely out of beans.

[Sigurd]

I know it's not concrete proof, but I was absent in every single mafia game that I've been in recently, and in all of them, I would have been physically unable to do night actions. Furthermore, I already agreed to be investigated, and I absolutely refuse to take sides in this game. Whomever kills me loses one turn for their team.

Ok.. I have been hearin' this in evey town (game) we have been to. And I aint belivin' it for one second. Why signing up for a road trip when ya know ya can't pariticpate as scum boy? It doesn't make any sense. My bet is that there is a way you can participatin' in a role with night activities but you argue ad nauseam *cough* ... that you can't. I don't belive it.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok.. I have been hearin' this in evey town (game) we have been to. And I aint belivin' it for one second. Why signing up for a road trip when ya know ya can't pariticpate as scum boy? It doesn't make any sense. My bet is that there is a way you can participatin' in a role with night activities but you argue ad nauseam *cough* ... that you can't. I don't belive it.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

LOL

I already said it isn't proof. I was just pointing out that it would be difficult. And by the way, in Andres game it would be illegal for me to send in a nightkill ahead of time. I also have to protest; when I am a mafia I never get myself killed this quickly, nor am so cavalier about my life. However, I also refuse to defend myself further, as whenever I post lately I am accused of "preventing the town from having a discussion".

I would analyze your reasons for voting for me further, but if you're town or mafia it doesn't matter to me. I had very little chance of surviving the game anyway, and it puzzles me what the point of merely surviving a game as a neutral would mean. I would have to share the victory with someone, after contributing nothing to their victory or being their ally.

I revealed everything already, and I have no motivation for defending myself or accusing anyone. I would point out that killing me allows the lawman an extra turn to bring you down, but I frankly don't give a darn.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I had an amusing theory just now, that there was no mafia, and the neutral player wins without killing anyone, but is unlikely to do so, hence the "You Can't Win" moniker.

But it doesn't hold up, as there have been night kills. And I don't want to squelch the discussion by adding to it.

[Beefy187]

I had an amusing theory just now, that there was no mafia, and the neutral player wins without killing anyone, but is unlikely to do so, hence the "You Can't Win" moniker.

But it doesn't hold up, as there have been night kills. And I don't want to squelch the discussion by adding to it.

All your theory are belonged to us.

kk thx bye

[Thermal]

give ATPG a break, question yoyoma

[ULC]

Vote: Reenk Roink

Say what?

[Quintus.JC]

I had an amusing theory just now, that there was no mafia, and the neutral player wins without killing anyone, but is unlikely to do so, hence the "You Can't Win" moniker.

But it doesn't hold up, as there have been night kills. And I don't want to squelch the discussion by adding to it.

The title does fit with the theory, after seeing the Golden Rule maybe we need to question Yoyoma about the true nature of the game.

However my PM indicated that I am a townie, in Golden Rules everyone was assigned with a traitor PM.

Unvote: ATPG

[Yoyoma1910]

This game is winnable.


I am simply the moderator, and not a participant. You tell me what you want to do, and I figure out what happens, then relay those figurings back to you all. Sometimes, you're going to eat the bear, and sometimes the bear is going to eat you.


I've tried to make this somewhat challenging, with the addition of including personalities for you all to play out. Personalities of troubled people in a rough lifestyle.


The title is derived from the book itself. It has far more to do with the philosophy of this world you are playing in, then with the game conditions.


You have a couple more hours to figure it out. It looks like we have a five way tie, including abstain.

[Andres]

What has he don't you done?

Vote:Quintius

Please, elaborate on that.

Vote : Caius

[Yoyoma1910]

Time's up.


Write up coming.



Also, Tally:

Caius: 2 (RR,And)
Abstain: 1 (ATPG)
Quin: 1 (Caius)
ATPG: 1 (Siguard)
RR: YLC

[Yoyoma1910]

End Day Three

He was called Montana Blacky because of his long black hair and beard. Out of his mouth spilled random phrases and drunken ramblings, but he was known as the best mulligan stew maker in all the west. On his way to the convention he had gotten lost somewhere in both the woods and his own thoughts. Now he was starting to talk, but people weren't sure they trusted his random words.


"What'd you say, feller?"

"What has he don't you done?'

"That's some gibberish your spouting' there, and I don't like it."

"When cows speak the truth, the grass won't listen," Blacky said as he sipped on his bottle of Dr. Hall, "It's too busy getting chewed into a nice cud."

People usually didn't pay that much mind to what he said, as his food was the best they could find. However, the events of late had everyone a bit on edge, and his ruminations seemed to rattle some of those around him.

"The stool pigeon is the coming race. The roads are made of stinky cheese," he grabbed Soldier Johnnie, who was eyeing Irish Annie with suspicion, and started shouting, with eyes of blazing madness, "A loose woman who is neither moral nor whore is a loose woman. A loose woman is a loose woman. A loose woman. Stinky cheese! , stinky women and loose cheese!"

Several shots rang out, and Montana Blacky dropped dead.



Livin':

Quintus.JC
YLC
Andres
Tiberius of the Drake
Siguard
CountArach
ATPG
Reenk Roink


Deaded:

187Beefyz
Sarathos
boudica
777Aries777
Caius


Begin Night Three

Yous guys got 24 hours.

Send in your orders, if you haven't.

[Thermal]

Please, elaborate on that.

Vote : Caius

As in what has ATPG done? QJC would have been a better choice or yoyoma

[Quintus.JC]

As in what has ATPG done? QJC would have been a better choice or yoyoma

Why would I have been a better choice, what has I don't Caius done?

[Thermal]

Why would I have been a better choice, what has I don't Caius done?

No offense QJC, but you voted for ATPG without justification, strange no?

[Thermal]

I know you unvoted him but why vote him in the first place?

[Yoyoma1910]

Time's up.


Writeup coming.

[Yoyoma1910]

End Night 3

Spokane was traveling back to his wife at the hotel in town, as he had been doing each evening since the convention started. But this time, while going back into town, he came across a broken down wagon. In the driver's bench a person was laying, seemingly drunk or unconscious. It seemed to be one of the people from the convention. He looked around, and seeing no one, began digging through the person's pocket.

Suddenly a hand grabbed his wrist, the once closed eyes lit up, and a voice boomed out, "Gotcha, ya' no good louse!" As Spokane struggled to break away from his now captor, a shot rang out, and the young yegg dropped dead.

Meanwhile, on the edge of town, a fire broke out in the back room of Salt Chuck Mary's, where Irish Annie had spent the last few nights getting drunk. Many of the patrons of the establishment fled the scene, but there was no sign of Mary herself. When some of her gentlemen customers ran back in to try and save anyone left, they found her body and dragged her out in front of the crowd. Mary had been strangled to death. On the middle finger of one hand sat a shiny brass ring, and across her forehead was tattooed, "777 8 Beef." She too had apparently been Beefed. Many from the convention could be found in the crowd.

Gold Tooth was wandering back to the jungle regions around town, smiling at himself for his earning as well as doings of the day. His mouth opened into a broad smile, showing his shiny gold teeth, as he began to laugh to himself a bit. How many of the miners wives and local prostitutes had fallen for his smile and swindle. In his pockets, coin jingled with his wares, laughing along with him, "Boy, I sure am a good bum! A'int no one gonna stop me now!"

He walked into moonlight spotlight in the woods, and a little voice called out, "Psst, hey you with the teeth. You're a liar. You were a good bum, now you're a dead bum." Gold Tooth heard the shots as he felt the lead tear into his body. He fell forward, the contents of his pockets falling out, and glinting shiny and falsely desirable in the moonlight. Blood ran down his fingers, and dripped upon them. His last thoughts, while burnt into his own mind eternally, were never known to anyone else, save maybe one man. Much like the location of his body.

Livin':

Quintus.JC
YLC
Andres
Tiberius of the Drake
ATPG



Deaded:

187Beefyz
Sarathos
boudica
777Aries777
Caius
Siguard
CountArach
Reenk Roink

Begin Day 4
You have 48 hours.

[Reenk Roink]

I'been doubl'cross'd!

Alls I wanted was to hustle pool and swindle...

[Quintus.JC]

This is getting pretty critical....

Vote: YLC

Its gotta be either him or Andres, I can't see the other two being mafia. Tiberus is too inactive, and ATPG has been offline for the last couple of days, he can still sent in the order via e-mail, but knowing him he wouldn't blank out on the guild just to do this.

I want to hear some defence, you and Andres are all equally suspcious.

[Reenk Roink]

YLC was gunnin' fer me the whole time...

[Quintus.JC]

YLC was gunnin' fer me the whole time...

Meaning that....

[Thermal]

I want to hear some defence, you and Andres are all equally suspcious. And myself

[ULC]

Hmm...

Vote: Andres

I'm "Foot and a Half" George, and I had two functions in this game - protect CountArach, and to be able to Vig kill once per night. Lynch me if you want, however I'm not your man. In fact, do so -I was planning on killing Andres tonight - if it's you QJC, then you basically win, and my hat is off to you. However, if I die, then you can't win - there will still be too many players.

That's if your Mafia.

[Andres]

I'm "Foot and a Half" George, and I had two functions in this game - protect CountArach, and to be able to Vig kill once per night. Lynch me if you want, however I'm not your man. In fact, do so -I was planning on killing Andres tonight - if it's you QJC, then you basically win, and my hat is off to you. However, if I die, then you can't win - there will still be too many players.

That's if your Mafia.

Wait a minute. CountArach died last night.

Are you able to 1) kill and 2) protect each night, or can you do only one thing?

If so, who did you kill last night and why?

I've seen many mafiosi claim vigilante before. It's one of the most convenient role claims for scum.

Vote : YLC