American Football=MANLIEST GAME ON EARTH.

[Marshal Murat]

Man is defined by his skill... his art

But the men who play soccer are on the whole wimpy and skimpy in size. Soccer players are prima-donas who don't know the meaning of teamwork or group effort. Any schmuck can play soccer, it takes true skill and ability to play rugby. Rugby union is a man's sport.

Exhibit A:
Sebastian Chabal


Exhibit B:
Victor Matfield


Exhibit C:
Relative Impact of Rugby Tackles

Exhibit D:
Soccer vs. Rugby

Exhibit E:
Rugby hits

Exhibit Haka:
Haka