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    Amphibious Trebuchet Salesman Member Whacker's Avatar
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    Default Re: Britain Finds Cure for Recession!

    It is a proven scientific fact that thinking about something often causes it to happen. Some call this quantum physics. Others simply call it "faith." We ask that you open your mind to joining in with a unique psychic force that will change our lives through the power of thought.
    .... So why hasn't Lemur's head exploded yet? I've been willing this to happen for years now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    .... So why hasn't Lemur's head exploded yet? I've been willing this to happen for years now.

    Maybe the approach was wrong…

    A strong enough vacuum might neutralize the outward force…


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    and conceals from the stupid,
    the vast limits of their knowledge.
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    Default Re: Britain Finds Cure for Recession!

    Two words:

    Duck.

    Tape.

    (I tried the tp roll method to contain exploding brains . It works, but it leaks.)
    Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    .... So why hasn't Lemur's head exploded yet? I've been willing this to happen for years now.
    This explains those weird headaches ... and the visions of Anubis, the jackal-headed god ...

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