The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - mini mafia [Concluded]

[Andres]

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha.

A long time ago, there was a Kingdom, named "The insignificant Kingdom of King Wahaha".

It won't come as a surprise if I would tell you that the King of this Kingdom was King Wahaha.

King Wahaha had 5 subjects. Since King Wahaha was very concerned about his safety, he was anonymous. He acted just like the other inhabitants of the Kingdom. In the Insignificant Kingdom of King Wahaha nobody knew who the King was.

King Wahaha was convinced that the inhabitants of his Kingdom were planning to get him killed. King Wahaha was not an idiot though, so he decided to start killing his peasants.

***

It's been a while since we've had a mini mafia, so I figured, why not starting one. And it gives those who got lynched/killed in the large games something to do.

Rules

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

There are several sides in this game, each with their own goal.

The peasants are the townies.

The townies are the innocent people and they have to lynch the mafioso during the day. The mafioso has to kill a set number of townies each night. When the mafioso is lynched, the town wins. When all townies are dead, the mafia wins.

Day will end once a player has a set number of votes. Once a player has that number of votes he will be considered lynched; unvotes before the host gets online won't help. However, if after 48 hours a certain player does not have the acquired number of votes, the one with the most votes at that time will be lynched. In case of a tie, the game host will randomly (as in "completely at random") lynch one of the players in the tie.

Votes have to be made like this:

Vote : Andres

When you want to switch your vote, you have to do it like this:

Unvote : Andres ; Vote : TosaInu

Please remember to BOLD YOUR VOTES! UNBOLDED VOTES WILL NOT BE COUNTED! No exceptions will be made. IMPORTANT : YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EDIT A POST WHICH CONTAINS A VOTE. A VOTE IN A POST THAT HAS BEEN EDITED WILL BE IGNORED!!

Note:

In this game, voting "No Lynch" will be counted as an abstain.

Roles:

1 mafia : King Wahaha
4 townies : "the peasants"
1 secret role : secret

Signed up (6/6)
boudicahaha
takahaha
seireikhahahaan
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

[boudica]

Mwah haha haaaa! please. (weekends will continue to be a little difficult to get on much: I usually get to check stuff 2 or three times Sat>Sun if I'm lucky - if this is an issue I shall bow out graciously)

[Andres]

Mwah haha haaaa! please. (weekends will continue to be a little difficult to get on much: I usually get to check stuff 2 or three times Sat>Sun if I'm lucky - if this is an issue I shall bow out graciously)

Sorry, I just put you in a cage, chained you to a PC which has only acces to this thread and ate all the keys.

[boudica]

Sorry, I just put you in a cage, chained you to a PC which has only acces to this thread and ate all the keys.

oh. fairy nuff. I shall just have to mercilessly butcher my subjects before Friday night then :) try my hardest to put everything else on hold then

[taka]

Sorry, I just put you in a cage, chained you to a PC which has only acces to this thread and ate all the keys.

ooo getting kinky andres?

[Andres]

ooo getting kinky andres?

*** Puts taka in a similar cage and eats all the keys. Has an upcoming stomachache ***

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Are you in?

[seireikhaan]

[GeneralHankerchief]

GeneralHahahahahankerchief reporting for duty.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Sasahahahaki is in.

[Csargo]

[Andres]

Sign ups clohohosed.

[Andres]

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Day 1

King Wahaha grinned. He had an evil plan to finally get rid of the conspirators. They would all DIE!

He would hide a letter near the small village where his 5 subjects lived.

The next morning, the peasants woke up. All of the sudden, one of them, who was actually King Wahaha in disguise, yelled:

"I found a letter! It says that there is a conspiracy against the King and we should gather and vote for the person who is most likely to be a conspirator!"

The peasants looked surprised.

"Screw that!", one of them said. "We've been ruled by that nutjob long enough now. We know King Wahaha is among us. It's one of us. I say we lynch the guy we think is King Wahaha so that we are finally free from that idiot!"

All peasants and a very disappointed King Wahaha nodded in agreement.

***

This game starts with a day phase!

Alive (6):
boudicahaha
takahaha
seireikhahahaan
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

Killed

Lynched

WoG/Suicide


Note 1: With 6 players alive, it takes 3 votes to lynch. The first player to get 3 votes will be considered lynched and the night phase will start once the third vote has been cast. Night phase will end within 24 hours, unless it's impossible for me in which case it will be either a short or a long night phase.

Please, if you have a night action, make sure to send in your night orders ASAP.

Note 2 : Peasant role pm:

You are a peasant.

You want to get rid of the tyranny of King Wahaha, so you’ll vote for the person you think is King Wahaha in disguise.

Good luck

Have fun

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Vohohohote:Takahahaha: lurhurhurker!

[Csargo]

Vote: Sasahahaki

[GeneralHankerchief]

Vote: boudi-caca

Strictly to make the juvenile excrement johohohoke.

[seireikhaan]

Vote: Seireikahahahaan

[GeneralHankerchief]

Unvote: boudica
Vote: khaan

Trying to set up an early-game WIFOM, are we?

[seireikhaan]

Now now, GeneralHahahahankerchief, you know that I would never commit WIFOM.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Tempted to instant lynch. But of course if khaan is town I'd probably be lynched next round and the mafia would win.

I'll unvote, vote:GeneralHankerchief instead because he obviously hoped that would happen.

VV congrats on 6k! Now die!

[GeneralHankerchief]

Well, I'm not sure what khaan's playing at TBH. But it seems like the type of thing he'd do, especially in a small game.

-edit- Nice, I get 6k here. Thanks btw.

[Thermal]

If someone gets WoG'd, I'll replace, can I just be your cleaner in the meantime?

[Andres]

If someone gets WoG'd, I'll replace, can I just be your cleaner in the meantime?

Woohoo! Sigurd! We have a volunteer!



Here you go:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

The Gameroom staff toilet:



Clean!

[Thermal]

Huh, yeah thanks

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Andres]

Tempted to instant lynch. But of course if khaan is town I'd probably be lynched next round and the mafia would win.

I'll unvote, vote:GeneralHankerchief instead because he obviously hoped that would happen.

VV congrats on 6k! Now die!

Last edited by Sasaki Kojiro; Today at 22:07.

What to do to make sure people understand an important part of the rules...

1) Bold it
2) WRITE IT IN CAPITALS
3) USE RED

[Sasaki Kojiro]

What to do to make sure people understand an important part of the rules...

1) Bold it
2) WRITE IT IN CAPITALS
3) USE RED

Shh! That was my sneaky way of leaving my vote on taka!

[taka]

am i the only one not voted yet? :S

vote: seireikhahahaan since we need 3 to lynch, or else we'll be here forever!

[GeneralHankerchief]

Hm, in the future I shouldn't be so quick to place a second vote on someone.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Hm, in the future I shouldn't be so quick to place a second vote on someone.

We're in a pickle for sure. If khaan is innocent we'll have one lynch tomorrow. But we can probably rely on the special role to help us out in some capacity like investigating taka.

[Reenk Roink]

This will be the first Mafia game I missed since coming back I think.

Ah well, have fun to all lucky 6.

[Andres]

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Day 1 - Conclusion

The peasants started to talk. They didn't say very much and all of the sudden seireikhahahaan found himself in the middle of the attention.

"Are you going to lynch me?" he said.

"Yes! You look exactly like a King would look. You're him. DIE, King Wahaha! DIE!"

"Oh, but of course. I will be very happy to oblige."

To the surprise of the peasants, seireikhahahaan jumped up and down and up and down and up and down and up...

"We didn't say "jump up and down", we said DIE!"

"I'm busy, I'm busy," seireikhahahaan said.

The peasants looked confused.

"Ok," seireikhahahaan "now that I'm warmed up, I can die."

seireikhahahaan took a rope and three knives and started to juggle with these objects. While doing so, he started to sing a son:

" King Wahaha,
" Is eating a pizzahaha,
" I don't like pizzahaha,
" But I still like King Wahaha.

The peasants were starting to get worried about this weird spectacle.

"Ehm, Mister seireikhahahaan, we voted you. Could you please now fullfil your duty?"

"Ah, ok, sorry about that," seireikhahahaan said.

seireikhahahaan put the rope around his neck, attaced it to nearby bar, put a stool under his feet and started to stab himself with the knives.

"Goodbye, cruel world!" seireikhahahaan said. While he kept stabbing himself, he laughed hysterically. The blood was everywhere. After a couple of minutes, he couldn't keep his balance any longer and he stumbled off the cair. His neck broke instantly with a sickening dry sound.


Tally:

seireikhaan : 3 ('khaan, GH, taka)

taka : 1 (Sasaki)
Sasaki : 1 (Ichigo)

Not voted : 1 (boudica)



Alive (5):
boudicahaha
takahaha
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

Killed

Lynched (1)
seireikhahahaan

WoG/Suicide


It's now night. PM's please.