Ontario? I think its generally central Canadian small town people that sound like .. that.

Obviously, Quebec speakers have a strong accent, but it isn't snooty French. More like, haphazard French. Kinda Cajun

Newfies are just.... so weird. They kinda sound like pirates. Except they're Newfie pirates. They sound weird. Rick Mercer

I live mostly in a city, but its Vancouver, so there are tons. But us BC people sound just like Amuhricans. 'Cept we say abowt.