The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - mini mafia [Concluded]

[boudica]

Sasaki: 2 (boudica, taka)
taka: 2 (GeneralHanky, Sasaki)

So we are stuck? Although it is true that taka seems (almost stereotypically?) suspicious I still can't ignore my intuition. Sasaki makes very good points and I like his attempt at a 'trap' using editing again, which I DID notice and actually feel suspicious of: I've never played a small game before, but if I was King then I would try to play super-town as Sasaki kind of has and hope that people would squirm enough, when put under the spotlight to acidentally look incriminating enough to lynch.

It was Sasaki's post saying how he wasn't going to put much in to this game, after nothing much came of his plan that makes my vote stick on him. Entirely possible that I'm trying to read too much into it all of course :D GH, why taka and not Sasaki?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Enclosed in the spoiler is the reason you should vote taka.

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[Sasaki Kojiro]

taka, do you find either hanky or boudica suspicious and why please?

[Andres]

Voting concluded.

Stand by for execution.

[Andres]

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Night 1 - Conclusion

The peasants didn't say much. Some pointed fingers at each other, some of those fingers were pointed without having fulfilled the necessary previous formalities.

Yes, indeed, for some reason, there were formalities to respect before you could point your finger at someone in the Insignificant Kingdom of King Wahaha.

Nonetheless, at the end of the day Sasahahaki Kojiro and takahaha both had the same amount of votes.

One of the other peasants stepped forward and he showed a coin. "I will flip this coin and..."

"No, no, not flipping a coin. That's so boring, it's always flipping a coin when you have to make a random decision. Let's be more creative!"

"But flipping a coin is tradition!"

"I have a better idea! Blindfold me and I'll throw knives at the two targets. The one who gets hit first, will die!"

"Brilliant idea! This will be highly entertaining!"

And so, one of the peasants blindfolded himself and started to throw knives. The first knife missed. The second knife missed. The third knife missed. The ......

*** Eight hours later ***

The four hundred and fifiteenth knife missed. The four hundred and sixtheenth...

Sasahahaki Kojiro and takahaha were standing in a pile of knives. Both started to look very, very bored.

All of the sudden, Sasahahaki Kojiro couldn't take it anymore and he cried out his frustration.

"Ok, I'll end this nonsense myself!"

He took one of the knives and stabbed himself to dead.

The three remaning peasants went to sleep.

***

Alive (3):
boudicahaha
takahaha
GeneralHahahankerchief


Killed (1)
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

Lynched (2)
seireikhahahaan
Sasahahaki Kojiro

WoG/Suicide


It's now night. PM's please.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Ahahaharrrg!

[taka]

taka, do you find either hanky or boudica suspicious and why please?

hanky? hm... 2nd thoughts maybe boudica. actually it might be taka.

all 3 are suspicious

[boudica]

Well. Am I incredibly naive to think that we (town) might have won?
If it's not the case big sorry to Sasaki

[GeneralHankerchief]

I think it was either Sasaki, boudica, or taka.

[Csargo]

GH wins!!!!

[taka]

dang, and i thought Ichigohoho was the most suspicious with his extension as hoho not haha

[boudica]

So what's going on!!! Are we deh-heh-heh-headed yet?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Andres

Post taka's victory scene already...

[Andres]

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Night 2 - Conclusion

GeneralHahahankerchief was awake. He went out of his house and started to think about what hahahappend.

"Mmmm...," he said to himself, "we probably lynched the King, so maybe I should now pretend to be the King! Yes, I only need to get rid of those other two idiots and I'll be King of this Kingdom!"

While he was walking and muttering in himself, he noticed boudicahaha and he immediately executed his plan.

"Hahahahaha! I am King Wahaha and I will kill you! Die! Die!"

"You are mistaken, sir," boudicahaha said, "I am King Wahaha! Die! Die!"

The two kept yelling at each other:

"Die! Die! Die!"

"Die! Die! Die!"

Three hours later, both where still alive.

takahaha stormed out of his home and started to yell at the two weird figures shouting at each other.

"Could you please shut up! I am planning my next assassination here and I can't concentrate at all!"

"Whahahat?" both GeneralHahahankerchief and boudicahaha said simulteanously. "Are you King Wahaha?"

takahaha sighed. "No, I'm Santa Claus in disguise."

boudicahaha and GeneralHahahankerchief started to jump -->

"We want a Playstation 3! We want a Playstation 3! Hahahaha!"

takahaha sighed again.

"I was being sarcahahastic! I'm not Santa Claus, I'm King Wahaha!"

"I'm King Wahaha!" GeneralHahahankerchief said, firmly.

"I'm King Wahaha!" boudicahaha said, even firmlier.

"I'm King Wahaha!" takahaha said, and he drew a rotten banana.

"Oh no! A rotten bananahaha! We will die now!" GeneralHahahankerchief and boudicahaha said and they started to run away.

takahaha threw the banana and both peasants slipped. They fell and both broke their skulls.

"Hahahahahaha!" King Wahaha said.

***

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Alive (1):

takahaha - King Wahaha



Killed (3)
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho - townie
boudicahaha - townie
GeneralHahahankerchief - townie

Lynched (2)
seireikhahahaan - Jester (objective : get yourself lynched and make sure King Wahaha survives.
Sasahahaki Kojiro - townie


MAFIA VICTORY !

[seireikhaan]

Fun, if short, game, Andres. I had a lot of fun, anyways.

[Quintus.JC]

Looked like a really fun game, the write-ups were especially amusing Andres.

Congratulations Taka

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Can't believe you didn't lynch taka after he tried to quicklynch for the second time...

[boudica]

urg
shameless mafia behaviour. Sorry Sasaki. I was right about Khaan though..oh. ho ho

[GeneralHankerchief]

Vote: taka

I have learned from a reliable source that taka is secretly King Wahaha in disguise.

Shoulda listened to me.

GG taka and thanks for hosting Andres, I think this is just what the Gameroom needed.

[taka]

good game everyone, and thanks for hosting this hilarious game Andres :D the write-ups had me smiling for quite a while

i thought i was doomed when Sasaki did his vote edit trick, i was literally thinking "ohh , i'm "

what i wanna know is, General Hanky, how did u know it was me?

[GeneralHankerchief]

I'll let you know in my Godfather commentary. It all fits together, I promise.

[taka]

huh? now i'm REALLY curious... when's the voting on Godfather finish? i wanna read the commentary!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

good game everyone, and thanks for hosting this hilarious game Andres :D the write-ups had me smiling for quite a while

i thought i was doomed when Sasaki did his vote edit trick, i was literally thinking "ohh , i'm "

Haha

[Beefy187]

This further confirms my suspicions.. Taka is over powered.. Nerf your self

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Congratulations for your victory taka!

[taka]

and i finally know what General Hanky meant now

and thanks beefy - i think i'll maybe be a bit less concentrated atm, because i'm thinking of hosting my first mafia game, and im planning like mad to hope its balanced and that a new twist in it would make it interesting

[GeneralHankerchief]

Actually, no, you don't know the real reason yet. Although it did work out unintentionally pretty well.

[taka]

still?????? now im more curious than ever

[Thermal]

People choose taka as mafia because people believe the host will have changed there mafia next time, only to find its the same person