The Capitalist Commie [Concluded]

[Andres]

Hmmm...

I heard rumours that pizza's are popular in modern CAPITALIST societies.



Surely, the profession of pizzaguy cannot be exercised by a true communist!

What do you have say about that, Comrade Askthepizzaguy.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hmmm...

I heard rumours that pizza's are popular in modern CAPITALIST societies.



Surely, the profession of pizzaguy cannot be exercised by a true communist!

What do you have say about that, Comrade Askthepizzaguy.

I say you speak the lies of the Western European pig-dogs. As for my profession, you would know that I am agent of the KGB, if you were one of us. And, if you were true Russian, you would also know that Russians eat pizza too. Read article and weep.

http://www.pizzamarketplace.com/article.php?id=7689

I suggest you exercise more caution and restraint with your ability to vote, Comrade Andres. Remember, there is only one party that you should be voting for. In Soviet Russia, Party votes YOU.

[Andres]

I say you speak the lies of the Western European pig-dogs. As for my profession, you would know that I am agent of the KGB, if you were one of us. And, if you were true Russian, you would also know that Russians eat pizza too. Read article and weep.

http://www.pizzamarketplace.com/article.php?id=7689

I suggest you exercise more caution and restraint with your ability to vote, Comrade Andres. Remember, there is only one party that you should be voting for. In Soviet Russia, Party votes YOU.

The article speaks of the foul and CAPITALIST company "Pizza Hut".

How does that prove your innocence?

Unvote : ATPG
Vote : taka

What do you have to say about all this, Comrade taka, resident Champion of mini and small mafia games.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The article speaks of the foul and CAPITALIST company "Pizza Hut".

How does that prove your innocence?

Unvote : ATPG
Vote : taka

What do you have to say about all this, Comrade taka, resident Champion of mini and small mafia games.

As we learn from previous Godfather training simulation, there is no proof of innocence beyond one's untimely death. As such, only Comrade Blackadder is totally innocent, and our Great Leader Yoyoma1910 is unimpeachable. Article proves that true Russians eat pizza, which already you know if you are Russian. It proves you know nothing of our ways. I will keep eye on you, but let you continue to look for worthless Western scum. Have some Vodka.

Do not fail to find capitalist, or this last drink you will have.

[Beefy187]

I have to say, pizza are the food for the corrupt Bourgeoisie pigs. All that a true communists need is a ration given out by our leaders.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pizzaguy = Loyal Commie.

vote: Askthepizzaguy

This is not bluff. I encourage everyone to vote for Suspect Pizzaguy now. I will not unvote myself. I do not mind being questioned as suspect, but the questions need to be better than this, comrades.

Either destroy me this round, or leave me be. Thank you. We will not catch scum capitalist this round anyway.



True Russians willing to die for Mother Russia. All others are traitors.

[Andres]

Comrade ATPG is right!

Let us all die for Mother Russia!

The lynching of all Communists is the only way to get rid of the Capitalists!

Let us, true communists, all lynch ourselves!

Unvote : whoever;
Vote : Andres

DIE COMMUNIST, DIE!

Victory is near.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Comrade ATPG is right!

Let us all die for Mother Russia!

The lynching of all Communists is the only way to get rid of the Capitalists!

Let us, true communists, all lynch ourselves!

Unvote : whoever;
Vote : Andres

DIE COMMUNIST, DIE!

Victory is near.

Heh heh heh heh... I suspected this reaction.

We have long odds of catching the scum this round. 1 in 10 chance. Two have suggested I am the capitalist. Very well, then why are you not coming after me? Are your suspicions of me bogus, to cover for yourselves? WHY are you not voting for me if I am a suspect? You speak of logic, but you post hypocrisy. Either give me proper interrogation, as KGB should, or don't bother slandering my good name with insinuations. That kind of passive aggressive behavior is what the capitalists do.

The capitalist will not wish to die on round one, and if you think this is WIFOM, then stop wasting time with indecisiveness. Kill the capitalist. What true Russian hesitates to kill a capitalist? If you think I am suspect, then act accordingly. If you're not sure, question me properly. Otherwise, do not bother.



I'll unvote myself when I have a suspect of my own. For now, I think you both are loyalists. I'm watching everyone closely, and will make decision later. If many people vote for me, I'm leaving my vote where it is. That should at least prove my loyalty to Russia. Either vote for me or continue the inquisition properly, or on someone else.



And unvote yourself Andres, or I will vote for you.

[Beefy187]

Comrades. We have few clues so far. If the capitalist are seriously going after our great Comrade, then surely he will want to reduce our numbers first thus making some more moves.

Until then, all we can do is sit around camp fire with vodkas in our hands, getting to know each other a little more.

Its too early to vote for lynch when most of us haven't even spoken yet

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yes, Comrade Beefy.

I am growing increasingly suspicious of the lurking people. I'm monitoring them all, and if they have been on forum, they should be posting here. I have for you Suspect list, one moment.

[Andres]

Unvote : Andres
Vote : taka

We have nothing to go on if most players are going to lurk.

Talk

[Beefy187]

Yes, Comrade Beefy.

I am growing increasingly suspicious of the lurking people. I'm monitoring them all, and if they have been on forum, they should be posting here. I have for you Suspect list, one moment.

However, I must say I didn't notice that this game started as I got too used to getting role pm recently when games starts.

You can call this WIFOM but I would prefer VIFOM

[Askthepizzaguy]

Suspect list and reasoning in spoilers

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

March 04, 2009, 20:43
ROUND BEGINS


Known innocent (To me):

Captain Blackadder- innocent by murder
Yoyoma1910- Great Leader
YLC- inactive and possibly needs to be replaced. Not a suspect now.
If he gets replaced, or if there is no murder this round, he's a suspect.
ATPG- volunteer lynch this round.

Active players:

Andres- at least he's active and pressure voting people
Beefy187- he is active.
Lord Winter- voted very quickly.
Reenk Roink- abstained.

Too soon to tell:

777Ares777 - Last Activity: Yesterday 18:07
Has not been online yet to vote.

White_Eyes- Last Known Activity: Yesterday, 19:00
Possibly has not been online yet to vote.

FH- Last Known Activity: Yesterday, 18:32
Possibly has not been online yet to vote.

Quintus- Last Activity: Yesterday 17:17
Has not been online yet to vote.

Inactive players:

taka- Last Activity: Yesterday 22:39
Has had opportunity to vote and post, and has declined to do so.

unvote: Askthepizzaguy
Vote: Taka

He must have read his role PM, and has had the opportunity to post and vote, and has declined to do so. As such, he is a better lynch than anyone else so far.

If you want me to put my vote back on myself, I will do so.

[Beefy187]

Suspect list and reasoning in spoilers

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

March 04, 2009, 20:43
ROUND BEGINS


Known innocent (To me):

Captain Blackadder- innocent by murder
Yoyoma1910- Great Leader
YLC- inactive and possibly needs to be replaced. Not a suspect now.
If he gets replaced, or if there is no murder this round, he's a suspect.
ATPG- volunteer lynch this round.

Active players:

Andres- at least he's active and pressure voting people
Beefy187- he is active.
Lord Winter- voted very quickly.
Reenk Roink- abstained.

Too soon to tell:

777Ares777 - Last Activity: Yesterday 18:07
Has not been online yet to vote.

White_Eyes- Last Known Activity: Yesterday, 19:00
Possibly has not been online yet to vote.

FH- Last Known Activity: Yesterday, 18:32
Possibly has not been online yet to vote.

Quintus- Last Activity: Yesterday 17:17
Has not been online yet to vote.

Inactive players:

taka- Last Activity: Yesterday 22:39
Has had opportunity to vote and post, and has declined to do so.

unvote: Askthepizzaguy
Vote: Taka

He must have read his role PM, and has had the opportunity to post and vote, and has declined to do so. As such, he is a better lynch than anyone else so far.

If you want me to put my vote back on myself, I will do so.

Wait what? You received a role pm?

Clearly a scum

[Askthepizzaguy]

Wait what? You received a role pm?

Clearly a scum

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Poor choice of words. IF he had a role pm, he would have read it by now, or he would have seen that there was no role PM at all.

Why he would not contribute to this thread before he left, puzzles me. But, hey, Beefy if you think my poor choice of words is evidence of capitalist sympathies, tell me to vote myself and I will do so.

[Beefy187]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Poor choice of words. IF he had a role pm, he would have read it by now, or he would have seen that there was no role PM at all.

Why he would not contribute to this thread before he left, puzzles me. But, hey, Beefy if you think my poor choice of words is evidence of capitalist sympathies, tell me to vote myself and I will do so.

Well as I said before, I didn't notice that this game started. And I suspect most of the Comrades are in the same situation.

iirc the host did say the true KGB agent have not received their role pms. There is a possibility of the capitalist purposely ignoring the thread to act as genuine KGB.

Anyway I have to go off now. I'll look into it harder tomorrow.

(And the TWC game. I couldn't finish reading your analysis but I will make sure I do tomorrow)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tally:

Beefy: 1 (Lord Winter)
Abstain: 1 (Reenk Roink)
Taka: 2 (Andres, Askthepizzaguy)

[taka]

Unvote : Andres
Vote : taka

We have nothing to go on if most players are going to lurk.

Talk

unvote: Askthepizzaguy
Vote: Taka

He must have read his role PM, and has had the opportunity to post and vote, and has declined to do so. As such, he is a better lynch than anyone else so far.

eeee stop going after me so quick! i play tetris! im a loyal Comrade!

i didnt even know the game started to be honest, i was probably checking out the other threads and missed this one or something

as per usual

vote: abstain

theres always nothing to go on in the first few rounds, and voting for someone would be a little silly

but if andres carries on his weirdness, i might just have to vote for him...

I want taka dead because he always wins small games, but I must abstain, courteously

What do you have to say about all this, Comrade taka, resident Champion of mini and small mafia games.

not true... not true...

[Askthepizzaguy]

You're far too nervous, Taka. This is only reinforcing my suspicions.

And yes, if you don't have a suspect you should abstain, however the only way we're going to win this game is if we kill the capitalist pig. We aren't going to hit a pro-Commie role, because according to Party Chairman Caius, there aren't any. We have a 1/10 chance of getting it right, and possibly a better chance than that if we use our heads.

You do tend to lurk too. Consider this the backlash. Contribute more!!!

[Yoyoma1910]

Comrades, I see the game is now afoot.


My name is Вячесла́в Миха́йлович Мо́лотов, or as some of you may say, Vyacheslav Mikhailovich Molotov. I am well known around the world for my abilities as a bartender.


Haha, I joke.




Let us get this capitalist pig-dog, before he infects out mother land with a bunch of mickey mousery.

[Askthepizzaguy]

All Hail Molotov, Great Leader of the Motherland.

It is my pleasure to serve and die for you.

[Yoyoma1910]

All Hail Molotov, Great Leader of the Motherland.

It is my pleasure to serve and die for you.

Stalin would have loved you.

[taka]

You're far too nervous, Taka. This is only reinforcing my suspicions.

And yes, if you don't have a suspect you should abstain, however the only way we're going to win this game is if we kill the capitalist pig. We aren't going to hit a pro-Commie role, because according to Party Chairman Caius, there aren't any. We have a 1/10 chance of getting it right, and possibly a better chance than that if we use our heads.

You do tend to lurk too. Consider this the backlash. Contribute more!!!

now now, have i ever been nervous? even when i was mafia?

and to be mafia AGAIN in such short time periods i think is very highly unlikley

and yes, i do tend to lurk, but only on the big games (i think ) i think i participate quite well when there's fewer numbers

i see your point on the lynch bit, but i prefer not to randomly lynch - i need to feel at least someone is scummy if i am to vote a lynch

[Askthepizzaguy]

now now, have i ever been nervous? even when i was mafia?

and to be mafia AGAIN in such short time periods i think is very highly unlikley

and yes, i do tend to lurk, but only on the big games (i think ) i think i participate quite well when there's fewer numbers

i see your point on the lynch bit, but i prefer not to randomly lynch - i need to feel at least someone is scummy if i am to vote a lynch

Highly unlikely?

Randomness has no memory. It doesn't matter if you were mafia 100 times in a row. Right now, the odds of you being mafia are 1/9. (from everyone else's perspective, its 1/10 odds including me)

1 leader, 1 dead guy, and me, out of 12, gives you a 1/9 chance. Those aren't very "highly unlikely" odds. If you flip a coin over and over and it lands on heads, it's still a virtual 50/50 chance next time. So the argument that you were mafia a lot before is a false argument.

If you have a suspect besides yourself, make a case or ask me to look at them so I can make my own case.

[Quintus.JC]

Hail all comrades! ~

I had to deal with some unpleasant peasant for resisting collectivization, hence the delay. Don't worry, that peasant got what's coming to him.

Vote: Abstain

[Quintus.JC]

The chance of Taka being the Capitalist is just as good as anyone else. So he won't be a too bad lynch, but he's not a very good lynch either.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I may consider unvoting him, but I need a darn good reason.

Why should we not systematically move through the suspect list, killing off the lurkers first, then analyze the activity and suspects of those remaining and figure out who is most guilty looking?

Frankly, we could do this alphabetically or reverse alphabetically and I'd still be fine with it.

[White_eyes:D]

Comrades......lynch taka Vote:Capitalist pig taka All Hail Comrade Yoyoma.....

Edit: He stinks of Capitalism.....

[Quintus.JC]

I don't have anything against the idea of lynching Taka, I just stand neutral, as there is very little evidence against anyone at the moment.

I am in support for the lynching the lurkers however, but Taka isn't exactly lurking right now is he?

[Askthepizzaguy]

@White_Eyes

As do you, bandwagoner. You join in on witch hunt on other people's suspects. Do you not have any of your own?

FoS: White_Eyes

That being said, Taka should go.