never, ever, EVER-

[Major Robert Dump]

ah, i thought u were in the military, and if u are i'm talking about situations when you are fielded, garrisoned or deployed.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Just like me. A plate broke in the microwave while I was making a preztel. I still ate some of it, but not all of it, and my stomach is killing me. I think a got glass inside of me, but no one believes me.






A list of stupid things could be compiled here about all the things we have done over the years,eh?

[Aemilius Paulus]

Just like me. A plate broke in the microwave while I was making a preztel. I still ate some of it, but not all of it, and my stomach is killing me. I think a got glass inside of me, but no one believes me.

Hehehe, this is the most hilarious thing I have read this week. Sorry, I know it must hurt, but this is downright slapstick Tom & Jerry type humour.

Yes, I agree, we should definitely post and sticky a thread filled with the stupidest things we have ever done. And someone should do it. ASAP. I say, SFTS would be a good person to start this, as he is a man of authority here.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Here's another survival tip for you....don't fry bacon without putting on a shirt.

[CountArach]

Here's another survival tip for you....don't fry bacon without putting on a shirt.

Yup, made that mistake myself in the past.

[Crazed Rabbit]

I know a guy who tried to make some hash browns when he was black out drunk. So he took out the package and put the contents on the stove-directly on top of the burners

Me, I tend to avoid such things. *

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[Hooahguy]

smy uncle accidentaly cracked an egg over a stove without the pan. didnt go over too well with my aunt and now she always makes the eggs.
he wasnt drunk either.