The Settlement [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

I consider him innocent for a number of reasons. He played a suicidal ruse against me by claiming cult. Then, he risked looking like a scumbag by going after you and hammering you well past the point of my suspecting him and posting a case against him. Finally, he's dead, and he was murdered.

If anyone in this game deserves a "frickin' bone" , it's Sasaki. Even more than I do.

[Yoyoma1910]

Or Beefy or either of the scribes?


More edit:

Sasiki was killed under questionable circumstances.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yup. listen, y'all had your chance, but none of you would give me the benefit of the doubt. Only Sasaki has given me that, and as such, he's worthy of the info.

[Yoyoma1910]

Interesting. So this phrase doesn't concern you as towards what were Sasiki's intentions?

"Hopefully these mortals will be thankful for the favor I have bestowed on them..."

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Oh how the busy bees love the scent of flowered words.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I think it's silly to suspect me when it was just shown that I was not a follower of Vode. Furthermore, if I was the leader of some sort of evil "healing" cult, the cult would be ended by my death.

However, I feel it is in the best interest of the town to reveal who Pizza's partner is. Here's the pm exchange:

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just kidding pizza...

[Askthepizzaguy]

NOOOOOO SASAKI YOU TRAITOR!!!!


I'm cleaning the house now. Won't be changing my vote or unaccepting the duel challenge either. I'm officially neutered.

[Yoyoma1910]

Unaware of the events at the house of Gaius Scribonius Curio, Sasaki Kojiro walked back to his tent with a look of disappointment but also relief on his face. His work done for the night, he tried to get some sleep.

As he slipped into his nightwear a small squirrel entered his tent. Sasaki Kojiro smiled at the creature and went to look for some nuts to feed it.

How stunned he was when the squirrel suddenly spoke: "There will be no need for that Sasaki."

Sasaki Kojiro turned around and saw that the squirrel had transformed into a strikingly handsome man towering nine feet above the ground, his head pushing on the ceiling of the tent. The giant had a mischievous smile on his face as he said: "Oh how delightful this situation is, so much more lively than the boring formality of the Forest!"

Sasaki Kojiro overcame enough of his fear to state: "Who are you?! What do you want?!"

The giant responded: "Oh my plans are so far beyond your mortal imagination Sasaki. The little priest king and his little pets go about their pathetic lives trying to find these annoying little insects - or as you call them - usurpers. It is quite amusing really."

"Now Sasaki, I'm terribly sorry, but it is time for you to get off this little ride."

Sasaki Kojiro, seeing that he had nothing to lose, charged the giant. The giant simply took a deep breath and blew the quite heavy set Sasaki Kojiro all the way to the other side of his tent.

Sasaki Kojiro cried out: "Kefy my matron! Goddess of the earth! Save your servant!"

The giant chuckled and said: "Kefy was such a bore. She just never put out. Really the perfect match for OsiOsi."

"Now Sasaki, don't even bother with your healing abilities. I have thought long and hard of how you should die and I assure you, the method will make your abilities quite useless."

The giant began uttering some chants and suddenly, Sasaki Kojiro was transformed into a fish. He began to asphyxiate on his the floor when the giant went and picked him up and dropped him into one of the many barrels of water in his tent. Initially feeling relief, Sasaki Kojiro soon realized he was drowning! As a fish no less!

He looked hopelessly at the laughing giant before he floated limply to to the top.

The giant then pulled out a trident and impaled the corpse of Sasaki Kojiro the fish. Taking a bite of his freshly killed victim, the giant chuckled to himself: "Oh Pisuf, you have really outdone yourself tonight!"

"Hopefully these mortals will be thankful for the favor I have bestowed on them..."

You were following the goddess of nature. Your healing abilities were likely tied to touching the soil.

Pisuf says that he has done us a favor.

Deep in the Divine Forest the earth goddess watched as her chosen one was killed in such a bizarre manner. Burning with rage she snapped to the sky god: "Destroy that fool!"

OsiOsi replied calmly: "Enough Kefy, you and Vode complain too much when your puny servants are foiled. You know I have little love for Pisuf, but he is doing important work and has impressed me with his decisions. I am not going to punish him because he feels the need to kill some of your agents."

The earth goddess glared angrily...

OsisOsi scolds your god, and is impressed by the work of Pisuf.

[Thermal]

NOOOOOO SASAKI YOU TRAITOR!!!!


I'm cleaning the house now. Won't be changing my vote or unaccepting the duel challenge either. I'm officially neutered.

You'll so wish you hadn't said that! Signature meet ATPG, Vica Versa

[Sasaki Kojiro]

You were following the goddess of nature. Your healing abilities were likely tied to touching the soil.

Yes...healing abilities

Pisuf says that he has done us a favor.

The nude unicyclist’s eyes widened. “YOU LEAD US ALL INTO THE GRAVE!” he boomed in an unearthly monotone.

Deep in the Divine Forest the earth goddess watched as her chosen one was killed in such a bizarre manner. Burning with rage she snapped to the sky god: "Destroy that fool!"

OsiOsi replied calmly: "Enough Kefy, you and Vode complain too much when your puny servants are foiled. You know I have little love for Pisuf, but he is doing important work and has impressed me with his decisions. I am not going to punish him because he feels the need to kill some of your agents."

The earth goddess glared angrily...

OsisOsi scolds your god, and is impressed by the work of Pisuf.

OsiOsi is scolding my god for snapping at him and demanding he kill Pisuf.

OsiOsi is impressed with Pisuf's work and decisions and that is why he isn't going to punish him for killing the agent of Klefy--this clearly indicates that the decisions OsiOsi is impressed with are separate from last nights killing. It's like saying "I don't particularly like cutler, but he's a good quarterback, one of the best in the league. I'm not going to trade him just for whining a lot".

[Thermal]

I think sasaki only wanted me dead in this game because of the unicycle incidence.
And you ignored one of my other posts earlier on That I addressed you with.....

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yes, we must answer the questions of the confirmed and confessed anti-townies. Meh, whatever, couldn't hurt I suppose. But it's distracting, and a lower-priority.

You know, I don't mind being quoted. I'm already in Reenk Roink's harem in CountArach's signature, I'm neutered in yours, and I'm vehemently calling Sasaki Kojiro a guy with a forked tongue in his previous signature. Mmmm... nice to know people are hearing me, even if they don't listen.

[Yoyoma1910]

Yes...healing abilities

OsiOsi is scolding my god for snapping at him and demanding he kill Pisuf.

1. Personal healing abilities likely.


2. And in the same line likened you to Vode. As in You and vode are complaining about loosing their servants... as in You and Ares.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

1. Personal healing abilities likely.

Evil personal healing abilities? You are basing this statement on what? That the pisuf didn't say "I'm going to kill you, so don't try using your healing abilities on anyone else?"

2. And in the same line likened you to Vode. As in You and vode are complaining about loosing their servants... as in You and Ares.

Klefy and vode are complaining about losing there servants. Klefy and Vode are both gods. This is all you have said.

[FactionHeir]

vote yoyoma
Because of what psycho said - and because I think ATPG is not anti town.

[TheFlax]

2. And in the same line likened you to Vode. As in You and vode are complaining about loosing their servants... as in You and Ares.

Not this again... Pifus likened Kefy to OsiOsi also. Kefy and Vode both whining about their agents being killed doesn't make them the best of friends. There is little conclusive evidence to go on, but Kefy is looking to be at the very least neutral.

[FactionHeir]

In regards to Pisuf doing mortals a favor:

1. Which mortals? The servants of Vode who are also mortal? A certain faction of mortals?
2. Pisuf might be mafia and added that sentence in their own writeup addendum. Dn't see why they wouldn't/couldn't

[TinCow]

TheFlax does have a point. The write-up can be interpreted to show both Pisuf and Kefy as relatively neutral. This would also be a balanced role distribution for gameplay purposes. One good god, one evil god, and two neutrals is just as balanced (if not more balanced) than two good gods and two evil gods.

[Askthepizzaguy]

reposted with permission from TheFlax

TheFlax
either yoyoma is shady or his logic is profoundly misguided
askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com says:
He's shady
askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com says:
I dont trust him
askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com says:
look how he backed away from my challenge.
askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com says:
and wont change his vote off of me

[Thermal]

FAKEFAKERFAKIESTvote: ATPG

[FactionHeir]

vote: ATPG

Ehm, you are dead.

[Thermal]

Ehm, you are dead.

Your point being?

[FactionHeir]

You can't vote.

[Thermal]

You can't vote.

Sure I can't

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[Sasaki Kojiro]

Vote Count:

Pizza: 8 (TinCow, Yoyoma(2),GH(2),Jolt(2),Pizza)
Tincow: 3(taka, White_eyes,Andres)
Yoyoma: 2(Psychonaut,FactionHeir)
White_eyes: 1(Little_Grizzly)

Abstain: (Lord Winter,boudica,CountArach,Seamus,khaan(2),shlin)

Challenges:

Khaan challenges pizza
Pizza accepts


Sooo...why are we lynching someone who is going to duel and has claimed a score of 2?


TinCow and yoyo are both...weird, but I would advocate a lynching of Andres today.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm not changing my vote either, if it matters.

And you need to unbold your vote, Ares, or else you need to claim that you can vote past death. Illegal votes confuse the host.

[FactionHeir]

Why Andres, because of alphabetical order?
I thought someone voted him already but don't see him on your tally.

[TheFlax]

Yes, why Andres?

And all this desire to kill ATPG makes absolutely no sense to me....

[Thermal]

I'm still watching this game and I'm surprised you didn't expand on this point

Sasaki?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sasaki encouraged us to vote for Andres. I voted for Andres. I would vote for Andres, but apparently I'm a bigger suspect.

I unvoted Andres, and I'm voting me for the rest of the round.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Sasaki?

What do you care?