@JamesM or whatever your name is.
Here are a few facts and figures that you should know about.

*Peanut butter DOES indeed taste far better with honey or jam.
*You should always wipe after dropping a Deuce, preferably with 2 ply.
*Masturbation does not make you blind unless you accidentally hit your eyes.
*Brie gets more liquidy as it ages.
*Mixing different types of alcohols is bad for your stomach, it can lead to diarrhea.

I'll be happy to share more facts with you if you answer these riddles three...
1: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
2: Chuck Norris has 1 apple and you have 20, who has more apples?
3: In a fight between a giant moth and a small and humble bee with a sweater, who would win?