Should USA annex Canada?

They pass this bit of funny subject on the local news last night.
Should USA annex Canada?. It made me so laugh that i have to post it here.

Seem some Americans have played Fallout1-2-3 way to much. OR this could be no joke!
Check this out!

They even have a WAR PLAN!!!

Better! the Senate Bill is already written and pending approval!

What do you think? Will Canadians be force to stop speaking English and use American instead?

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Disclaimer: this post is a farce and should not be taken seriously

Well you could but then you'd have to accept Her Britannic Majesty Queen Elizabeth II as head of state. Not to mention all those uppity Francophones residing in the middle bit.

Without a doubt! Think of how easy those fishing trips would be!

I think this is more backroom material, but nevertheless. Didnt you get your white house burnt to the ground last time you tried that?

Y'all want to come in? Were trying to get out!

Originally Posted by Kagemusha

I think this is more backroom material, but nevertheless. Didnt you get your white house burnt to the ground last time you tried that?

Nah, you must be talking about when Britain was kidnapping American citizens, arming Indians and encouraging them to murder Americans, and violating international trade agreements. As far as I remember though, the US (which was tiny at that point) wooped the British Empire big time. Naughty old Britain learned its place after the spanking America gave it.

Should USA annex Canada? Why, of course! But first, may I suggest the US allows in Québec as the 51st state? For, needless to say, support for Canadian liberation by the Americans is enormous in Québec:





Then, after having thus forged a Franco-American unity, we can fight the English imperialist monarchists together, and put a final end on centuries of English tyranny in North America forever.
This is of utmost importance, since, as history has shown, America has never been able to defeat the English without French help.

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Should USA annex Canada? Why, of course! But first, may I suggest the US allows in Québec as the 51st state? For, needless to say, support for Canadian liberation by the Americans is enormous in Québec:





Then, after having thus forged a Franco-American unity, we can fight the English imperialist monarchists together, and put a final end on centuries of English tyranny in North America forever.
This is of utmost importance, since, as history has shown, America has never been able to defeat the English without French help.

Louis.Still bitter because of The French and Indian War (1754–1763)?

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Should USA annex Canada? Why, of course! But first, may I suggest the US allows in Québec as the 51st state? For, needless to say, support for Canadian liberation by the Americans is enormous in Québec:





Then, after having thus forged a Franco-American unity, we can fight the English imperialist monarchists together, and put a final end on centuries of English tyranny in North America forever.
This is of utmost importance, since, as history has shown, America has never been able to defeat the English without French help.

lol, that is why we repayed you by naming Freedom Fries after you.
A lot of Americans are unhappy with current French politics, but don't think we have forgotten your help. (Just wait till you strike back at England! (I mean the UK of course) You will have our support!)

Originally Posted by Vuk

lol, that is why we repayed you by naming Freedom Fries after you.
A lot of Americans are unhappy with current French politics, but don't think we have forgotten your help. (Just wait till you strike back at England! (I mean the UK of course) You will have our support!)

OI!!!!

If anyone is going to pillage England again, it'd better be us!!

But, considering the "beauty" of the english females, I'll be more than happy to outsource our raping-rights to you. But we'll do the pillaging.

Originally Posted by HoreTore

OI!!!!

If anyone is going to pillage England again, it'd better be us!!

But, considering the "beauty" of the english females, I'll be more than happy to outsource our raping-rights to you. But we'll do the pillaging.

lol, I am not suggesting that raping anyone is good, but you should Google Jennifer Ellison if you think that their are not beautiful English women. (hope I spelled her name right :P)
We would be glad to have another ally in the pillaging of England though!

It would be a great move. It will increase the percentage of US people that make sense to the rest of the world by a whole lot.


This is very Fallout indeed...

I think Canada should Annex the USA. After all United States of America is a very wierd name for a country. After all, the United Provinces renamed to Netherlands (Low Countries), and the United States of Central America broke up. USA cannot exist with such a name! They must be annexed and called Canadians!

i think we need to educate the new guys that politics belongs in the backroom. not the frontroom.

on the topic, we shouldnt annex.

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Should USA annex Canada? Why, of course! But first, may I suggest the US allows in Québec as the 51st state? For, needless to say, support for Canadian liberation by the Americans is enormous in Québec:





Then, after having thus forged a Franco-American unity, we can fight the English imperialist monarchists together, and put a final end on centuries of English tyranny in North America forever.
This is of utmost importance, since, as history has shown, America has never been able to defeat the English without French help.

You beat the English we beat the Germans. At the end of the day is there really any difference between the two? Two subordinate cultures always pushing people around because they do not have the class or sophistication that we French and Americans have?

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

You beat the English we beat the Germans. At the end of the day is there really any difference between the two? Two subordinate cultures always pushing people around because they do not have the class or sophistication that we French and Americans have?

lol, are we forgetting that the English were so close to defeating us that had the continued the war there would have been no way for us to win. The only reason we survived is because they did not know how badly we were doing. Also, are we forgetting that it took almost the entire world to defeat the Germans (twice), and they performed better than either the French or the Americans? I am patriotic and all, but let us not get a big head. :P

Originally Posted by Vuk

lol, are we forgetting that the English were so close to defeating us that had the continued the war there would have been no way for us to win. The only reason we survived is because they did not know how badly we were doing. Also, are we forgetting that it took almost the entire world to forget the Germans (twice), and they performed better than either the French or the Americans? I am patriotic and all, but let us not get a big head. :P

You obviously do not know the Frexas alliance.