Should USA annex Canada?

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

If America did it, I'd feel sorry for them. Canada too, but not quite as much.

Besides which, why would you want to? Our trade with you is miserably one-sided anyways, due to a certain Mulrooney character

I have to disagree with this - there was a reason that there was a massive outcry in Canada when Obama was flirting with protectionism.

[KukriKhan]

I'm with Seamus on this one. Wanna join? Do it the old-fashioned way: depose your monarch, invite the US Navy to keep the peace, write a constitution that closely parallells the US's, hold a referendum, apply for statehood. In that order, mostly.

Worked for Hawai'i. And California.

Take it by force? Honestly, I don't think we could afford to even invade Windsor, Ontario (the only place where you travel South to get into Canada) these days. How could we fund such an adventure?

We're much closer to annexing Iraq, than Canada.

[Vuk]

OI!!!!

If anyone is going to pillage England again, it'd better be us!!

But, considering the "beauty" of the english females, I'll be more than happy to outsource our raping-rights to you. But we'll do the pillaging.

lol, I am not suggesting that raping anyone is good, but you should Google Jennifer Ellison if you think that their are not beautiful English women. (hope I spelled her name right :P)
We would be glad to have another ally in the pillaging of England though!

[Fragony]

I think Belgium should

[Louis VI the Fat]

I think Belgium should

Belgium? Belgium pays tribute to Québec.


The one party to truly defend defend Québecois interest, the Parti Rhinocéros, forced the insolent Belgians into submission. The Parti Rhinocéros was a major political force in francophone Canada in the 1980s. Platform promises of the Rhinoceros Party included, amongst others:
Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons.

Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montréal.

The Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this


Click that link, it is the funniest thing you'll read today.

[Fragony]

Oh dear.

Repealing the law of gravity[11][12]
Providing higher education by building taller schools[9]
Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages[9]
Tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset[12]
Making Montreal the Venice of North America by damming the St. Lawrence River[13]
Abolishing the environment because it's too hard to keep clean and it takes up so much space[9]
Annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory, after the Yukon and the Northwest Territories (Nunavut did not yet exist) in Canada's backyard, in order to eliminate foreign control of Canada's natural resources[14]
Ending crime by abolishing all laws[15]
To provide more parking in the Maritimes and to create the world's largest parking lot respectively, paving the Bay of Fundy and the province of Manitoba [9][12]
Turning Montreal's Saint Catherine Street into the world's longest bowling alley[9]
Amending Canada's Freedom of Information Act. "Nothing is free anymore; Canadians should have to pay for their information." [16]
Making the Canadian climate more temperate by tapping into the natural resource of hot air in Ottawa. [17]
Storing nuclear waste in the Senate. "After all, we've been storing political waste there for years." [18]
Adopting the British system of driving on the left; this was to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks and tractors first, then buses, eventually including small cars and bicycles last
Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California[12][14]
Putting the national debt on Visa[19]
Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons[20]
Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montréal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)[20]
Painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times[13]
Banning guns and butter, since both kill[13]
Banning lousy Canadian winters[9]
Renaming the country Nantucket[9]
Building a bridge spanning the country, from Vancouver Island to Newfoundland.[21]
Making the Trans-Canada Highway one way only.[22]
Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will.[23]
Donate a free rhinoceros to every aspiring artist in Canada[14]
Counting the Thousand Islands to see if the Americans have stolen any[24]

Love the crazy stuff, popular website here managed to get state-funding for their foundation that provides sunscreen for white negroes to show how easy it is

[InsaneApache]

Jennifer Ellison has great big ears like jumbo. That's why you never see her with her hair tied back, she might get blown away.

We do have some hot newsreaders though.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/eurovisi...PLINSKI.01.jpg

http://www.katesilverton.com/

Not a newreader but definatley my type...

Keeley Hawes

[Seamus Fermanagh]

lol, I am not suggesting that raping anyone is good, but you should Google Jennifer Ellison if you think that their are not beautiful English women. (hope I spelled her name right :P)
We would be glad to have another ally in the pillaging of England though!

There are also the Price girls, assuming you accept after-market equipment and do not insist on original stock only.

[Prodigal]

Don't get so bent out of shape. Chill

I can't help myself everytime I come in the backroom something takes over, scanners are set to myopic-blinkered, the xenophobe shields go up, & the snarky torpedo's are loaded.

[Fragony]

Jennifer Ellison has great big ears like jumbo. That's why you never see her with her hair tied back, she might get blown away.

We do have some hot newsreaders though.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/eurovisi...PLINSKI.01.jpg

http://www.katesilverton.com/

Not a newreader but definatley my type...

Keeley Hawes

The french beat you once again

http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/...r%20arafat.jpg

Our news babe, what can I say I would do her, not that hot imho but it has legs, lumps, and isn't a camel.

https://i6.tinypic.com/14t1w2d.jpg

[Vuk]

The french beat you once again

http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/...r%20arafat.jpg

Our news babe, what can I say I would do her, not that hot imho but it has legs, lumps, and isn't a camel.

https://i6.tinypic.com/14t1w2d.jpg

lol, she is gross. Jeniffer is still the 2nd hottest woman alive. (and I will not tell you who the hottest is )

[Banquo's Ghost]

I suspect we may have wandered a trifle off topic.

Thank you for all contributions.