You wanna know what don't make no damn sense? (AKA: Beer prices in DC suck.)

[Strike For The South]

I was referring to everyone on this board. You are college student who drinks, right? I'd punch you in the face if you didn't know what shotgunning a beer meant.

If you can reach that high

[Reverend Joe]

It's not about being a wuss. That cheap crap is vile.

If you think Beast is vile, you've never had Keystone. Beast is far and away better than your average college beer (i.e. light beer) and it costs less to boot.

By the way, I take shots of 11 dollar per gallon vodka with no chaser. I bring this up because it seems I have to prove my manly drinking abilities to you.

...You drink that **** and then accuse me of having bad drinking taste? You have screwy priorities, man.

[Ice]

If you think Beast is vile, you've never had Keystone. Beast is far and away better than your average college beer (i.e. light beer) and it costs less to boot.

I've had both. Both are awful beers.

Natty Light is pretty bad, but I find it tastes more like water than bad beer, so i can usually drink it.

...You drink that **** and then accuse me of having bad drinking taste? You have screwy priorities, man.

I was making a point that I wasn't afraid to drink bad alcohol. No, I'm not the one deciding on the alcohol, and I was I would pick middle of the road stuff, not pure crap. My cheap friends buy it.

If you can reach that high

[Reverend Joe]

I've had both. Both are awful beers.

Natty Light is pretty bad, but I find it tastes more like water than bad beer, so i can usually drink it.

You're lucky... light beer tastes like chemical waste to me.

Anyhow, I tried getting some Bud again, this time in bottles, and it didn't taste too bad. I suspect I got a bad batch the first time around, plus it was in cans which made it even worse. I still maintain, though, that the Beast ain't that bad. If you want genuinely bad beer, you have to go to light beer.