Come on please. The plot isn't that bad. I'm not saying it's awesome, but it's decent, and far from terrible.
It's not a "evil scientist creates a hord of zombies", it's not a "Dude musts find the awesome sword of Death", nor a "Guy was actually a super hero but forgot everything" storyline.
It's not a manichean "good vs. evil" kind of plot. The characters are IMO well-designed, interesting, with goals, a personality and what not. The voice acting is quite good (even in French and Spanish, and that is quite an achievement), and you get different endings.
I blame american puritanism rather than any excessive gore or sexual inuendo. I never found the game nearly as gore/disgusting as Call of Cthulhu:DCotE, or even as Resident Evil and some other mainstream games. As for the sexual stuff, I'm not even sure it's worth being called sexual. One of your ally is a succubus, I for one appreciate that the devs didn't made her a blank character for the sake of censorship.
Please remember that this game is based on the HoMM franchise. HoMM's have never been known for their great storyline, but for their awesome gameplay. HoMM5 is obviously a great step forward, as I found the plot to be as interesting as you could expect for a turn-based fantasy strategy game, and so is DMoMaM.
Not to mention the fact that meeting Aranthir in a FPS after leading him in a strategy game is damn awesome.
Bref, I guess we have different tastes ;). Most FPS storyline fail to keep me interested for more than 10 minutes (though I also think some FPS have completely awesome plots). While I didn't find DMoMaM one to be extraordinary, it was IMO interesting enough for me to finish the game 3 times without being bored to death.
and xana haz huge b00bies lol
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