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    why is April 1st the day for playing pranks? why not May 1st, or August 1st or something?
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    If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    how much wood could huckchcukchuck chuck, if a chuckchuck could chuck wood?

    inside joke- in 3rd grade we had a carpool and our driver was named chuck.
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    Ha, that's blasphemy!

    How can space have NO temperature?

    In fact, space is very cold, and outside of the solar systems and galaxies it get verrry close to absolute zero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desert View Post
    Ha, that's blasphemy!

    How can space have NO temperature?

    In fact, space is very cold, and outside of the solar systems and galaxies it get very close to absolute zero.
    Sorry to say desert, but you have not shown yourself to be especially knowledgeable in astronomy in this thread. Every one of your posts on space have been utterly wrong. Including this one. Temperature is the motion of molecules, how fast and how much they move and bounce off each other. The more and faster motion, the higher the temperature. When there is no matter larger and more than a single atom, then there is likewise no temperature.

    Space is vacuum. You know better than to say vacuum has temperature. Space being cold is a common misconception, so I do not blame you, but at least learn now to save you future embarrasement. BTW, what is the highest science class you have taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hooahguy View Post
    why is April 1st the day for playing pranks? why not May 1st, or August 1st or something?
    Apparently some king in France decided April 1st to be the new start of a year. But no one liked that idea so they called April 1st bull day or at least thats what I heard.


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    If a fly is called a fly because it flies, when it's landed is it then appropriate to call it a walk?
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    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?



























    2 (but the trick is getting them in there)
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    why arent flies called "buzzes" because they tend to buzz then fly. or maybe its bees?
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    do sheep shrink in the rain?
    how long is a piece of string?
    whats my name?
    where did all the stars go?
    why are there no flies or mozzies in sydney?
    why aren't there any frownies?
    why aren't i in bed right now?
    where can i get a new pair of sunnies just like the pair that i just broke but can't remember buying?

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    Did Adam and Eve have navels?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subotan View Post
    Did Adam and Eve have navels?
    The garden of Eden was on the bank of two rivers, so for all we know they may have had navals.
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    Did Adam and Eve have navels?
    Did Adam and Eve exist?

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