need help...

[Prussian to the Iron]

Get her to join 4-H with you.

what? im no hillbilly. i dont even know if there is one around here, plus it looks boring as all hell.

[pevergreen]

Just show her what ub3r mirc0 you have. Knock on the door, then play a game of C&C Generals in your mind, acting out the keyboard and mouse. Show her how smooth your mouse grip is, how fast your fingers are on the keyboard.

Once she sees the micro, shes yours.


Yes, thats actually gotten me a girl. A hot one too, that doesnt play games.

[Yoyoma1910]

what? im no hillbilly. i dont even know if there is one around here, plus it looks boring as all hell.

Yes, well, I'm no hillbilly either. In fact, there aren't any hills at all where I'm from. Just mud and swamps.

As far as boring... well, what's your definition of boring? It's no more boring than some of the twaddle you'll have to listen to when you start dating girls.

My advice is not to date your neighbors. If things go south, or you just want to get away from them, everyday will be awkward. It'd be kind of like being married.