The right of revolution

[Louis VI the Fat]

This sounds like anarchism. Maybe anarcho-individualism

Anarchism? No. I was merely stating man's inalieble right to oppose tyranny. And no coffee for Louis equals tyranny.

Monsieur est un fonctionnaire d'État?

Oh my dear Andres, you do betray above that you are Flemish, not Walloon.
In your world, the government has no control over coffee breaks outside the public sector. Here, coffee breaks are not a private matter, but a social right that is to be protected, ultimately, by the government.

I am, however, indeed funded by the government. On the bright side, I am financed partly by other countries. There is probably not a European poster here whose taxes don't flow into my pocket. And large and hungry pockets they are too.
My lunches are publicly financed expenses, and I've got exquisite taste. I shall dedicate my next lunch, ten minutes from now, to all you foreign orgahs who are sweating like a slave RIGHT NOW just to pay for it.

[PowerWizard]

Oh my dear Andres, you do betray above that you are Flemish, not Walloon.
In your world, the government has no control over coffee breaks outside the public sector. Here, coffee breaks are not a private matter, but a social right that is to be protected, ultimately, by the government.

I am, however, indeed funded by the government. On the bright side, I am financed partly by other countries. There is probably not a European poster here whose taxes don't flow into my pocket. And large and hungry pockets they are too.
My lunches are publicly financed expenses, and I've got exquisite taste. I shall dedicate my next lunch, ten minutes from now, to all you foreign orgahs who are sweating like a slave RIGHT NOW just to pay for it.

That sounds like we should revolt against you. Bad, bad oppressor. Anyway, the coffee's on me!

[Sarmatian]

I am, however, indeed funded by the government. On the bright side, I am financed partly by other countries. There is probably not a European poster here whose taxes don't flow into my pocket. And large and hungry pockets they are too.
My lunches are publicly financed expenses, and I've got exquisite taste. I shall dedicate my next lunch, ten minutes from now, to all you foreign orgahs who are sweating like a slave RIGHT NOW just to pay for it.

How can you not like the guy?

[Andres]

Oh my dear Andres, you do betray above that you are Flemish, not Walloon.

Maybe I should move and become a Walloon. There are only benefits: beautiful landscapes, nice and friendly people, hot women, the Flemish pay for everything and I can keep my beloved Belgian citizenship

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Wallonia ftw?