Shame that juvenile ignorance about fish reproduction is celebrated.

I hated fishsticks growing up. Burnt to a crisp, they got tossed on my plate as Friday food. I later learned that they had little resemblence to actual fish, and that there were no 'sticks' involved.

I had tempura-battered fish "sticks" tonight, for Good Friday. Yummie, with Ranch and Budweiser.

So yeah: I like fishsticks.

And just as a psa (Public Service Announcement): I offer this site, detailing the sexual orientation of fish in the reproductive process.

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In hermaphroditic reproduction, a single fish is both male and female, produces both eggs and sperm (either at the same time or at different times), and mates with other similar hermaphroditic fishes. External self-fertilization occurs in one hermaphroditic fish, which sheds egg and sperm simultaneously. In another, internal self-fertilization may occur. In certain fishes there is a time sequence of hermaphroditism, young fishes reversing their sex as they grow older.