My kingdom for a
.
If there's more room, I like to play.
Ja mata
TosaInu
Last edited by Caius; 04-15-2009 at 17:00.
Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
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Oh noes! TosaInu... with a samurai sword... Now is his chance to unleash the fury of the Shogun... The Red Admin clan will destroy us all!!!
vote: run and hide
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Since I can see you haven't got anyone to play the unintended role of village idiot, I guess I have better give in to the blackmail and join in.
I thought I'd had my fill of humiliation the last time, but no, here I go again.![]()
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
Well, I'll have a go.
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
I intended to play the role of the village idiot. This village ain't big enough for two, idiot...um, let me rephrase that. This village ain't big enough for two idiots. Don't make me hire a ninja to go after you. I've got some ABC gum and a pencil nub to pay them, so watch your step.
I wonder if ninjas
in game will take
side contracts...
Hey, I said stop
reading my mind!
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Last edited by Andres; 04-15-2009 at 19:51.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
I'm sure Tosa's awesome ninja abilities allow him to see what foolish mortal attempted to kill him, but I think he's too nice to use it.
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Damn, where is Sir Beanie, I would have challenged him to a duel!
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"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,
but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
chicken's dominion maintained. ~Machiavelli
You still exist?
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Want gunpowder, mongols, and timurids to appear when YOU do?
Playing on a different timescale and never get to see the new world or just wanting to change your timescale?
Click here to read the solution
Annoyed at laggy battles? Check this thread out for your performance needs
Got low fps during siege battles in particular? This tutorial is for you
Want to play M2TW as a Vanilla experience minus many annoying bugs? Get VanillaMod Visit the forum Readme
Need improved and faster 2H animations? Download this! (included in VanillaMod 0.93)
Am I in time to say in? I hope I am.
A ha ha! Rainbows and unicorns! Rainbows and unicorns!
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