Swords in the Moon [Concluded]

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my hat. First my boots, now my hat. Strange, really. I was napping under that yonder tree...



The Spartan (Returns), checking his boots and hat>


I, Kawazoe Sudoku, eh Sadako, wish to examine your boots and hat, honourable sir and/or madam. I being the owner of both recently departed boots laced in the rice field - and pee-ed upon I might add - and my hat properly adjusted for napping under that tree... Sorry, I seem to have forgotten my point. First my boots, then my hat, now my point. This just isn't my day.

Honour to you...you...do you have a name? You didn't lose that did you? Maybe we should start searching.

I am Fujiwara Ritsu, the sexiest and strongest samurai to boot. With a battle rating over NINE THOUSAND
I challenge all, and except any duels!!!!!!!!

[Gregoshi]

I am Fujiwara Ritsu, the sexiest and strongest samurai to boot. With a battle rating over NINE THOUSAND
I challenge all, and except any duels!!!!!!!!

Sasaki face (but with lots more drool)>

Ah, nine thousand elephants shake the world. Nine thousand dust mites make you sneeze.

Just kidding Fujiwara (boom-de-yay). I'm just puttin' on the Ritsu.

Sasaki face again>

Laughter is the Great Shinobi. It comes unexpectedly and reveals crooked teeth.

Hey! My boots are gone!