Geez....and I was called things like a "Snake in the grass" and a "Dog-"
and your getting upset with Reenk over pretty much nothing, YLC??? (I had good fun...even when being called down...MHAHAHAHA)
Geez....and I was called things like a "Snake in the grass" and a "Dog-"
and your getting upset with Reenk over pretty much nothing, YLC??? (I had good fun...even when being called down...MHAHAHAHA)
Gentlemen/woman, our enemy is yet to be destroyed, yet you are already arguing? Surely it is wiser to push petty mortal arguments aside, as we embark on a divine crusade to uncover the hideous heretic still hidden within us?
May the Beefy be with us all.
- Sermon by Roy the Righteous on the eve of the Battle of the Invincible Buildings and Hordes of Peasants
I am going to show you how hated I was for that game....it's nothing compared to how Reenk called you a "heretic slave girl"![]()
I loved this one....I royally screwed over this guy in a duel if you recall....he was not happy..Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
I deserved it.....
Ahh....Yoyoma...man, did he hate my guts in style
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
And the biggest dagger in the heart.....He didn't even want to admit....I outwitted him...Spoiler Alert, click show to read:![]()
Yup.. From what I can see, Noble Sons II is much more calmer compared to Noble Sons I.
Then again, none of the kings so far proved him/herself to be completely evil cheating rabbit bag like White_eyes was in Noble Sons I. Cmon guys, you got a big shoes to fill!
Still waiting for two more orders by their request
Its been what, 2 days now? If they havent given night orders by now they probably arent planning on doing anything.
I doubt it very much
From the amount of events which is going to take place, which is most likely going to reduce my determination to do the write up added with the fact that I have to start doing school work.
Add a plus alpha of two orders not being in yet.
I got the basic gist of them so I suppose I have enough material to do the write ups.
Sorry for the long wait, but it will be done within the next 6 hours
Night is finished. Commencing write ups and events.
For those who have yet to send me what they want to do, you better be quick.. You only got about hour or so until I finish working on it.
And to those peace loving countries.... Great White_eyes once said.. "Make them fight! Or punish them!!"
Peace loving Beefy casually refused. But if there is no fighting.... Be prepared to get your spies tweaked!! Muhahaha
I'm in the event phase, and one havnt replied but its not going to make a huge difference.
I will ask White_eyes to do the battle write up for me but meanwhile, I'll do the other bits to set the scene.
The land of the exiles. Spring-1BB
"Rorschach journal may 23rd 196...wait.
Ahem I mean: Prince James's personal journal, Date classified.
So it begins, The final step for us to finaly lose the name exile and gain the title Nation. A pity my father is not in his right mind to see this day. His sudden insanty has comprimised our position and made us enemys of the church and now we must flee or lands. Over the years we have been mining our mountains bounty of prescious metals and now we are nearing exaustion. We could continue living here for another two years but the inquisitors are at our gate and the crusade nears behind. No more for in a months time when we can no longer refuse them entrance they will find our citys empty and our fields bare, our citisens missing and our mines depleated, they want a fight I will not give. When their "holy crusade" arrives to kill us all for reasons we cannot comperhend we will be gone from this wasteland and we will be sailing to a new home. Should we succeed I will take my rightfull place as leader of a proud new nation. Who knows, maybe we will be able to convert and get back into the churches good graces. If we should fail however, I will just rot at the bottom of the sea for the rest of eternity and this journal shall remain unfinished."
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"Sire!! All who wishes to travel are now ready to go!!"
"Very well. Shall we captain?"
"Aye sire!"
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To many, the army on the move was something they've never seen before. Strange clothes, all different colours. Slowly marching to the land of the traitors. The men leading the army was Lord Chanceller Blackadder him self. The multicultural army marched proudly to the land of the Exiles.
"Scouts! Whats the status of the enemy?" calmly asked the Lord Chanceller
"Quiet Sir.. There is no sign of any other crusaders. We can spot a few fleet from the Principality of Decapodia but they seem to be happy with a blockade."
"Any sign of the enemy? Whats their formation?"
"We marched straight to the capital and met no resistance. The few locals left told us that Greyblades left in midnight in pitch dark with most of his people. We were not told where they headed for."
"Hmm... I would like to head for their capital. However, I think we'll wait until we get more reinforcements. It may be a trap."
"Halt!! Set up a camp here!"
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Land of the Hungry Hordes. Summer 1BB
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8
For those of us who lives in the modern world may think of this song upon hearing about this battle. This was what the soldiers of the Kingdom of Greater Reenk and Lesser Roink sung as a marching song. As for who they were going to beat... It was the cowardly forces who dare not move from their strong point on the hill.. The great Hordes of the Hungry Khaan...
General Reenkazoid.. The greatest general on the history of Greater Reenk and Lesser Roink smiled to his men.... Then with out any sign of hesitation, he shouted.
"CHAAARGE!!"
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Aresea- Summer 1BB
I just realised that theres no landbridge between the Consulate and AreseaAresea and the natives of the Consulate has once enjoyed peace. Being dislocated from the main island, Aresea constantly suffered Food shortage. For the exchange for food, Aresea shipped out Pearls to the natives of the Consulate. For the ease of transport, they built a bridge, strong enough to hold thousands and thousands, crossing at the same time. However the alliance they once had was now completely ripped apart, when Aresea was accused of sending spies into the consuls land.
Now both heroes meets in battle. On the east side, it was Lacy. Encouraging her troops to boost their morals.
"Not only once! But twice!! Those villains in Aresea tried to send dirty spies in our land!! For that, they will pay with blood!! and....."
"Justice on our side" said the voice calmly. Lacy looked over her shoulders and saw the old lady accompanied by many guards.
"Mother!!" Lacy jumped on to her mother, almost crushing her with the weight of armours Lacy was wearing.
Troops of the consulate cheered to the appearance of their legendary co founder, Sara, who found this fair country side by side of Prince YLC who has now deceased.
"May I?" asked Sara, lifting her self on the speech stand. Then she said.
"I came here today to witness something. Justice!! To see something right happening! This can achieved with only one way!! WIN! THIS! BATTLE!!"
Soldiers roared. It was soo loud that it was even heard on the other side.
On the west side..There stood the army of Aresea. Many has underestimated her army of fishes. It was comical to see Dolphins and Sharks holding swords, fighting side by side with humans. Or tunas shooting arrows. But those who laughed at the sight died regretting. However the army of the Consulate did not recognize Aresea as bunch of soldiers from the fairy tale. It was obvious that the battle was going to be long and tough... And unfortunate outcome was to happen to the loser... Or perhaps to both..
Your on White_eyes. Gimme few min to send you the details and the result of the battle![]()
Ok....well...I guess I well just post the battles here then???(I wanted Beefy to post them)
awww....well he can clear things up then....I am just finishing the last battle...its a little harder(Navy battles=hard to write about)
I'm still around actually. Though I should be off to sleep
In that case I'll post the first battle. I won't be around by the time you finish the second
The lands of the Hungry Khaan summer-1BB
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General Reenkazoid decided to try and dislodge; The Hungry Khaans army by sending his Pikemen up a narrow gap in the hilltop. He hoped to pry the entrenched Steppe army out, to fight close range and limit there mobility.
The Hungry Khaan saw this and mutter to himself, "Predictable". He then waved his arm to his officer nearby, who then waved a red flag to carefully placed Elite Steppe Horsemen, who then opened up a rain of arrows and fire arrows down on Reenkazoids Pikemen.
Reenkazoid was then warned by his officer's that the men were taking heavy causalities not just by the arrows but by some of the traps that had been set by the Khaan before hand. He then said without worry or even panic, "use Plan R".
The Hungry Khaan was about to leave when, he heard a strange sound. It was like thunder but there was no Rain, he quickly asked his scout what that sound was as it was scaring the horses and making the men's morale drop. The officer merely ran off and many of the Steppe horsemen, who moments before were laughing and thinking there victory assured, started running back to there own lands and off the hilltop.
Reenkazoid merely grinned, as his Mini-Cannons scared off most of the Khaans forces. The "Elite Steppe horsemen" ran with there tails between there legs back to there own lands. Reenkazoid then watched as the hungry Khaan, retreated as well. A cheer went up from Reenk's men, as they resumed there march into the Khaans lands......
Battle:Close Victory for Greater Reenk and lesser Roink and he may now take up to 50% of The Hungry Khaan's land.
That's coolI have the extra details....it well take a little longer...
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Bull, where were my men I lent the Khaan? I had raised 1/4 quarter of my total number to be at that battle, and they wouldn't have budged for some "mini-cannon".
Or did my men (and womens) experience with gunpowder unfairly effect the outcome...
Perhaps they were too busy staring at Lucy's leg's.
You really should invest in more disciplined troops dear girl. I'll sell you some, for the right price.
My kingdom for a
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Lacy rolls her eyes at Yoyoma's statement before blushing slightly.
Hmph, I am on the otherside of the Consulate, King Yoyoma, unless you imply I am really that beautiful...those men were lead by Reinor von Ostrand, a good general. I expect this loss shall be turned into victory, or Reinor will have to answer to the Consulate...
As for disciplinary action, do wish to speak of it privately?
Last edited by ULC; 04-20-2009 at 16:00.
Before getting down to business, Reenkazoid the victor sets up camp and gives the twin kingdoms' vanguard some R&R.
Some poets write up a song for the humiliated loser.
Correspondence to come.![]()
Its to be expected that solders from a 13th-14th century setting be scared off easily by powder weapons. Though dont expect the same reaction from factions that allready possess exploding ordinance like mine.
Last edited by Greyblades; 04-20-2009 at 15:21.
The ocean between Aresea Island and The Consulate - Summer 1BB
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*cue Lacy's theme song*
Lacy decided that they were going to wait for Aresea's navy...a bold, even suicidal move to have them out in the open but she held strong that her army on the mainland would come though.
Sharky saw this and immediately, his instincts told him it was a trap. He was not an able general though, his navy sailed straight for the Consulates navy without his orders. This had some benefits, much to Sharky's surprise they caught a second fleet of ships by surprise and stuck them, sinking much of them.
Lacy only smirked coldly, as she watched them board her ships and started massacring her men but clearly displeased at her second fleet being sunk, it being full of marines. She watched as Dolphins using their snouts and shark people used there teeth on her men.
After a few more minutes, Lacy shouted to her officers to Begin "plan chowder fish".
Sharky was cowering and unable to tell his men about the trap, only the most disciplined held there ground and obeyed the order to not attack the Consulate's ships. Seconds later, there were several bright flashes as half of Areseas navy went up. Sharky went into panic, unable to direct his forces to any meaningful positions. Then a messager docked and told him something and he started shaking violently and passed out.
Lacy felt the battle was going so in her favor, she was busy fixing her make-up that she had earlier messed up giving orders. Suddenly, Fishpeople come out of the water and tried to kill Lacy, "Revenge for our fallen brothers" they shouted. She merely killed them in an act of swordplay that would make old Prince Sarathos jealous. It was then that a messager arrived with word that King Yoyoma the second had taken up positions around the Consulate and started invading. Sara started shaking at hearing that name, the one who's father had killed her one true love. Lacy only squeezed her hands together in anger and ordered her men to pull back to counter this offensive.
Sharky had not expected the "exiles" to invade Aresea, that was the news he had heard before he passed out. His men also retreated to Aresea to counter this new threat.
Battle:Draw but Aresea loses half of it's navy and the exiles have there capital. The Consulate loses all of its Navy and goes away, empty handed. Winners are Beefdom and Exiles for this oneI am sorry YLC...I would include that picture...but you said only if you won
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Last edited by White_eyes:D; 04-20-2009 at 16:28. Reason: Bolded changes
Whoo hoo, I won and now that I'm entrenched in his capital his sea based army cant shift me!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Lacy's face boils over in impotent anger as her hands clench the her dress. The slight tearing of fabric could be heard.
"Can I ask why, dear cousin, you sent men to my borders, and to the fight? You let the heretical exiles claim Aresea!"
No, your Mom was there as well wasn't she? (I think she would hate Yoyoma...for killing YLC)but I don't do Politics Beefy does
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