Noble Sons II- Price for Peace [Concluded]

[Greyblades]

Your ships will be the only thing burning after tonight.

[Thermal]

So much pointless posturing...as Queen of Beefdom, I think it my duty to inform you of the actual state of both of your armies, and your people. But, why should I? I think it will be more fun to watch, and let my King inform me of what I should or shouldn't say.

Peaze Laddy Lasy ya?

[Yoyoma1910]

Lacy is just a puppet of Beefdom.....better then death I guess
I am working on the write-up now....this is gonna take a while

Edit:If Yoyoma kills Lacy at the end.....he well forever be, my idol

Becoming a counter productive assassin is certainly not one of my goals, thank you very much.


You shall have to remain your own hero.

[White_eyes:D]

Deep in the territory of the Hungry Khaan - Winter 1BB

VS

Reenkazoids song for the fallen
Reenkazoid gathered his men, it seemed the Hungry Khaan was very angry about his last loss and this time, decided it would be best if he moved first.

The Hungry Khaan heard about the atrocities, that Reenk and his men had commited to his people. This only fueled his anger; as he ordered his Khanate spearmen to divide into two divisons and approach Reenkazoid from the West and north in two fronts. He did not expect them to survive, only to make Reenkazoid waste his Mass artillery(Noisy Reenks and Bowmen).

Reenkazoid saw this but failed to see though the point of it, and he ordered his men to fire, which nearly wiped out the Khanate spearmen but they held this time due to seeing it in the battle before. Reenkazoid was in a good stronghold and he saw no need to panic, he had beaten the Khaan before, it would be the same this time.

The Hungry Khaan only smiled, as his Swiss Mongols came in, hidden behind the spearmen. He was surprised when his Swiss Mongols were being put under attack by Aresean troops which just came in from the east, thwarting his men as they were being flanked. The Hungry Khaan was now concerned and only said "It's up to you..".

Reenkazoid was glad to see his allies come at just the right time but also noticed a small Calvary unit charging Aresean's flank. "It can only be the Khaan..." Reenkazoid had prepared for this chance and ordered his Zan Ma Dao (Horse Chopping Sword) men to charge and kill, The Khaan. Reenkazoid killed much of the unit at the cost of his own and found the Khaan, in one quick motion he impaled him with his sword and his men sent up a cheer....

Too soon, The Real Khaan came out with all his elite heavy cavalry and cut Reenkazoid's head off and quickly shouted to his men...."Spare no one", with Reenkazoid dead and most of his units used up, they routed and left the stronghold running; being cut down all along the way.

ATPG and Allys victory

Edit: Only Half of Aresean reinforcements survived the battle, they retreat to the Exiles land.

[Thermal]

[Reenk Roink]

Had to pull out some troops for other purposes. Sorry Ares should have told you. Wait for further pigeon messages, he has stumbled into our trap, although Reenkazoid was a huge loss.

[Greyblades]

Huh... well its going to be a long time before reenk "gets me next", any other battles?

[White_eyes:D]

no worries, Yoyoma.....I am sure you will have to choose soon (that's a bit of a hint)
@Battle write-up: I used mostly Beefy's orders...I can't put in other stuff since it wouldn't make sense if I said "He lost, yet had 1 million men remaining" any complaints...?? go PM Beefy I tried many times to include things, so that this way it sounds like someone did lose somehow....don't like it??? well tough*Rant mode off* I still need to do one more write up but it well be very short...details were a little not much there(but I am guessing someone didn't send in much)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Of course, you do realize, you miserable plankton eaters, that your attack on our Swiss Mongolian forces means that we will end your existence. You picked the wrong time to mess with the Khan...

*wipes blood off of his face*

[Greyblades]

*Sigh* I knew should have killed them off last turn.

[White_eyes:D]

The sea near the exiles area - Winter 1BB

VS


King Aresea was quiet, not even his gills were moving as he shipped back to the Exiles land. He was going over in his head, just how he did not see it....a fake Khaan? "I am such a fool..." he said to himself. "I should have stopped Reenkazoid or at least retreated before I lost half my men" he keep thinking to himself. Just then a royal dolphin charged in and shouted "My lord, Decapodia is attacking, we must flee with whatever men we have before we have none left". King Aresea refused to move, as he fell into a daze, "Malacostraca Armada, attacking now??". In the end, they had to carry him to an escape ship. As he watched, in a almost blank stare at his ships being boarded and sunk.

Decapodia Victory, weakened from the battle against the Consulate, they get pushed back, and Aresea loses 2/3 of their navy

[Askthepizzaguy]

Case in point.

I raise a glass of enemy's blood to the ferocious warriors of Decapodia!

[Thermal]

Of course, you do realize, you miserable plankton eaters, that your attack on our Swiss Mongolian forces means that we will end your existence. You picked the wrong time to mess with the Khan...

*wipes blood off of his face*

mehz, semed likes guds adia atss thts tims

[Reenk Roink]

Reenkmaistro sends his finest poets to his brothers of Aresea, and stirs them with a most inspiring battle song dedicated to the enemy, who will be drowned in a sea of sorrow.

[Askthepizzaguy]

mehz, semed likes guds adia atss thts tims

Break off your alliance with this rogue faction, and the Khan will not take the Right of Vengeance upon you, and he will be open to signing a cease-fire.

[Thermal]

Break off your alliance with this rogue faction, and the Khan will not take the Right of Vengeance upon you, and he will be open to signing a cease-fire.

sez fired buz notz alles bruck wit renk

[Greyblades]

Translation (or at least what I can make out): "We will ceasefire but we arent allied with reenk"

[Askthepizzaguy]

sez fired buz notz alles bruck wit renk

If you have a defensive alliance with Reenk Roink, and he is at war with us, you must honor it or ask him to surrender, which he will not. If you dishonor your alliance with him, how could we trust you? You can't be allied with him, with him at war with us, and you not at war with us. What use is an alliance if you don't back your allies? Either you stand with Reenk or you don't. You cannot be his ally and our friend while we are in a state of war with him.

[Greyblades]

Are there anymore writeups or can I start on the map now?

[Beefy187]

Funny thing is that, I sent in the battle description to White_eyes last night to finish of the work of the day.

I wake up and see nine pms which could've changed the outcome of the battle but I suppose that was too late.

@Greyblades

I don't think there is any changes except the Consulate are now a vassal of Beefdom and Hungry Khaan regained their land.

@Reenk

I'm sorry for your losses. Good luck, you still have some ways to win it

[Greyblades]

So when you go to sleep we should start bombarding whiteyes now?

[Beefy187]

So when you go to sleep we should start bombarding whiteyes now?

Your probebly still better off Bombarding (if you mean pming) me still, but do it early
Or you can pm us both.

If you feel that pm is soo important that it could even change the outcome of the battle, ask White_eyes to wait until I wake up maybe.

Commencing day write up

[Reenk Roink]

Funny thing is that, I sent in the battle description to White_eyes last night to finish of the work of the day.

I wake up and see nine pms which could've changed the outcome of the battle but I suppose that was too late.

@Greyblades

I don't think there is any changes except the Consulate are now a vassal of Beefdom and Hungry Khaan regained their land.

@Reenk

I'm sorry for your losses. Good luck, you still have some ways to win it

No worries, this should be more fun.

[Greyblades]

*Sigh* I realy am starting to hate the transparancy settings on this program, everytime I accedntly go over the same point twice with the same colour it gets darker and gives those annoying colour patches.

[Beefy187]

Sacred tribes of the holy mountain-Spring 4BB.



Total annihilation was the key word of the day. While few of the Areseans managed to escape the blood bathes, troops from the Greater Reenk and Lesser Roink wasn't so lucky.

They were still being chased by the hungry Khaan cavalry.

"Run it!! Run!! I'll hold them up!"

said one of the Greater Reenk troops. As they were running through the narrow mountain range, it was a perfect place to make use of the noisy Roink.

"Guess what?? We prefer Mountain ranges!"

With a huge blast, the chasers died on a direct hit. Noisy Roink trooper jumped out and gave the rest some kung fu punches.

"Oh sorry? Didn't we tell you, we get kung fu lessons?"

Noisy Roink trooper, held up the persuits for a good time, however he heard some screaming.. In his languege.

He quickly stole the horse and quickly rode to the scene.

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It was a massacre. His comrades rolled around in the pool of blood and red flesh. And there was those who stare them down coldly...

"You bastards!! I thought you were!!" Shouted the noisy Roink trooper, loading bullet in his hand cannon.

"Friends?? No.. We need no friends."

Noisy Roink trooper was shot dead with arrows, by the traitors.

"Didn't except you boys to help us.." said the Khanate troops who now caught up.

"We weren't. But we aren't your foes either."

"We'll remember that.."

Khanates retreated to their lands, giving a glance to their banner. The traitors.



Undoubtfully, it was the Shadow Bulls.

After both armies left the field, leaving the heavily wounded troops of Reenk Roink, lying on the ground, group of travellers came by.

"Hey there.. looks like you guys had a hell of a fight. Need a hand?"

Travellers, with hundred men, started treating the wounded.

"We have 237 dead and 8 barely alive."

"Well then, lets give 8 some quick treatment and carry them to Beefy. He should be able to help them."

"And the deads?"

"Give them a proper burial before someone finds us. Hurry."

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"King Beefy. I require some attention."

"Well well.. Young man. I hope you weren't responsible for those wounds."

"No sir. I was responsible for the treatments."

"Good men. Whats your name my dear?"

".... Granith. From the former Consulate of Yaks, Liquors and Cheese sir"

"Hahaha!! Very well. Thank you."
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The Aresean Isles (Exiles territory)- Summer 4BB


"We are extremely furious to announce that a foreign spy... Yet to be known which country has done it.. Has stolen are explosive chemicals used for are explosive arrows!! This is a threat to national security! And Exiles aren't happy about it!!"

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Sacred Tribes of the Holy mountains- Summer 4 BB

Beefy was worried.. But he didn't have to any more. As Pizza Khaan, Reenkmeistro, and the Mr Cashews fellow, came in the meeting hall alive.

"Haha!! I'm lucky aren't I!! Lucky!!"

"Thank you for your greeting King Beefy.. But he won't be too lucky.." said the Pizza Khaan, staring at Reenkmeistro. Who ignored him.

"Well, we are all still alive aren't we?? I'll make some tea.. No... How about a vodka?"

"No thanks Beefy, I want to keep a clear head."

"Fair enough, don't make a mess in the meeting hall would you?"

Then on came the newly wed, Yoyoma and Lacy.

"And how goes your marriage?"

"Quite well thank you. Poetry, wines, steak..... Kids.."

"Pregnent are you?? Wee hee!!!"

"Yes I am. Not sure when his coming out though."

"Well, take care of your self ey? And how goes your brother Clay?"

"Havn't heard from him. We are still looking. You wouldn't know where he is would you?"

"I do. But I'm neutral "

"Thought you might say that.."

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"Well Ladies and Gents!! We are all still alive! Love and peace baby!!"

Commence the meeting.

[Greyblades]

...Shlin turned on reenk?



Huh...

Oh by the way I have my first draft for the map ready:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Beefy187]

Cheers for that Greyblades.

I think my job here is done for today. Enjoy your discussions
I'm taking a short break off the Org.
When I get back, I expect chaos.

[Reenk Roink]

...Shlin turned on reenk?

Is this new?

edit: meaning go see Tainted Evil

[Greyblades]

Still, he goes on about how he's going to blow me off of my Island and even FOS's ATPG, and he just goes and helps him? Against the most warlike country on the continent who just so happens to be next door? Am I the only one who thinks this was suicidal?

[ULC]

A very pregnant Lacy seats herself, along with two ladies in waiting.

"That truly depends on your point of view, dear Lord Grey. It's highly possible that Shlin does not want Reenk next to him because he is too aggressive, Reenk is a veggie eater, that the veiled threats between the two about who is holier then thou has reached a boiling point, and/or that shlin has been conducting secret deals under the table - how improper for a priest I might add. We can only judge him on his next few actions."