Getting back to Senatorial news, there's a multi-layered web of weirdness enfolding David Vitter (R-LA). You may only know Vitter as the diaper-wearing patron of prostitutes, but there's so much more to know about our hero!
After the many-faceted failures surrounding hurricane Katrina, FEMA has been a bit of a sore point. The Obama administration chose to nominate one Craig Fugate as the new head. I'll let the newspapers take it from here:
A Louisiana senator is stalling Florida emergency management director Craig Fugate's nomination as head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
Fugate had sailed through his nomination hearing and Monday cleared the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee by a unanimous voice vote. Republican Sen. David Vitter said, however, that he'd blocked Fugate because of concerns he has with FEMA.
"I have a hold on the FEMA nomination because I sent a list of hurricane recovery questions and projects to FEMA, many of which have not been adequately addressed," Vitter said in a statement. "I'm eager to get full responses and meet with the nominee immediately."
The hold -- which comes a month before the start of hurricane season -- was reported in CQ Today, a Capitol Hill newspaper, which noted that Vitter's home state "bore the brunt of the botched agency response to Hurricane Katrina in 2005."
At that time, FEMA was led by Michael Brown, who had little emergency management experience. Fugate, however, garnered widespread praise for deft handling of back-to-back hurricanes in Florida and won bipartisan support at his confirmation hearing and was expected to be confirmed swiftly.
So diaper-loving whoremonger Vitter wants FEMA to remain leaderless a month out from hurricane season so that he can get better answers from FEMA. Still with me?
This may be why famed porn star Stormy Daniels is launching a "listening tour" through Louisiana to see if she should contest Vitter in the Republican primary, as advocated by the Draft Stormy website. For further details:
While she may seem to be a longshot now, imagine, if you will, the sight of eager throngs all over the state, waiting in anticipation for Stormy Daniels to come. When she gets there, the crowd erupts thunderously. In politics, perception is reality, and scenes like this will go a long way to establishing Stormy Daniels as a contender.
So far this story has hurricanes, diapers, FEMA, Michael Brown, porn, Stormy Daniels, the U.S. Senate, whores and David Vitter. There's nothing missing, except maybe a transsexual and the Office of Budget Management.
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