The Council of Villains- Large Mafia Game [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Now you´re going paranoid. I´d say stick with the plan, it has served us well so far...
I´m perfectly willing to investigate Yaropolk tonight, just as any other player. I just wanted to clear you, since you´re our leader...

Technically, mister investigator who is building a weapon of AMBIGUOUS doom, telling me things I already know, wears a mustache, and keeps a dinosaur as a pet, YOU'RE the leader of this council of villains. And if what you're saying is true, that anyone could have been recruited, I don't think anyone is a leader anymore. You have cleared me, but that means no one else is cleared anymore. Not even trusty Sasaki.

If Yaropolk blocked Ichigo and there was no additional murder, but no writeup indicating that Yar blocked anyone... I don't trust either one of them. Seems to me the reason Shinseikhaan is still alive is because he got converted when he was hit in the face and it changed colors.

What mafioso would be so daft as to leave our vigilante alive when we had no intention of lynching him? Methinks a conversion explains the lack of additional kills.

unvote, vote: Shinseikhaan

You want less kills per night? There's one way. Die, Sephiroth. Thanks for being a loyal Goomba, but now it's time to stomp you flat.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Several brave villains, Sephiroth, Ganondorf, and Meta Ridley included, answered the challenge, charging at Kefka from all directions. Meta Ridley shot fireballs from his mouth, which were easily deflected by Kefka towards Sephiroth. The white-haired warrior wasted precious seconds as he blocked them with his sword.

Ganondorf, meanwhile, reared up for a huge punch. As his fist plunged towards Kefka, dark flames appeared around it. Kefka, however, grabbed the King of Evil’s fist with his left hand and flung him backwards over his head. Provided with time caused by the distraction, he turned just in time to meet Sephiroth’s assault.

The Masamune slashed downwards in a vertical strike. What it met, however, was not soft flesh, but rather the jester’s bare hands, holding the thin blade in place on either side. Stuck once again in a deadlock, Sephiroth noticed Kefka’s right shoulder, with two bloody puncture marks in it. The area around them was swollen and gray. Sephiroth pushed further to the right of Kefka, and struggling to withstand the pressure on his weakened side, he released the blade. It veered off, severing Kefka’s right arm from the elbow.

“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA! That… hurt. You HURT me! I’ll burn that pretty little face of yours right off!”

With his remaining hand, he seized Sephiroth’s face and hair, and began covering it in flames. Sephiroth roared in agony. Ganondorf, reawakened by the cry, leapt to his feet. He ran to Kefka and unleashed a Warlock Punch into his face, sending him staggering backwards.

Sephiroth lunged towards the stunned Kefka, mercilessly tearing his limbs off with the Masamune. When only his torso and head remained, he shoved the point of the sword straight through Kefka’s laughing, screaming mouth. Turning it over, he wrenched it straight upwards, slicing the rest of Kefka’s face in two.

But Sephiroth did not look much better himself. His face was irreparably scarred by the insane demi-god. Covering his face were hideous third degree burn marks, and his once-clear skin was a sickly gray. His eyes were sunken in, and an unnatural yellowish color. The irises were red. And his hair had been scorched. The once-silver sheen had been reduced to a dull gray in the places where his locks still remained. The tips were tinged soot black.

This passage seems out of place. Not only is Sephiroth the only one still nightkilling, but the host took the time to really describe a "change" in Sephiroth's appearance. Perhaps Kefka drove him absolutely insane with his attack, which caused him traumatic pain.

Perhaps he was posessed by Kefka himself....

ROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!! Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the stink of mafia scum!




Red, yellowish, silver, and gray. Sounds a lot like Kefka, doesn't it???

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night 8
“AARGHHH! Noone lays eyes on my face and lives to tell the tale! DIE!”

Zant rushed into a mad frenzy, striking at Sephiroth with magically charged fists. Sephiroth, deflecting blows, saw an opening and sidestepped out of the attack. He brought his blade down, severing both of Zant’s hands. The mad king screamed in pain.

“No… you are mistaken. No one who sees MY face will live.”

With that, he sliced Zant’s head off, his red eyes glistening.

The dark mist once again covered Sephiroth’s eyes, and in a moment he had returned to the laboratory. He left the room, his face hidden in the shadows.

Face, face, face face face. Eyes, eyes, head, face.

Come here, Sephiroth, if you don't like your new face I'll remove it for you. Gwar harr harr harr!!!

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Night 9Dr. Eggman flew out into the night air through the gaping hole that was created when Dracula was blasted out of the building. From there, he hovered up to the roof.

The two warriors were already there when he arrived. Sephiroth and the Arbiter stared each other down. Each one had a bone to pick with the other; Sephiroth was feeling particularly nasty tonight.

“Hmph. How about you don’t run away tonight when I try to kill you, coward?”

“You know nothing. Why bother to try? You are on my side… and I had no reason to kill you last time, when I saw the chance.”

A wicked grin stretched across Sephiroth’s hideous face.

“Heh… just following orders.”

With that, he rushed without warning towards the Arbiter, drawing his blade. The Arbiter fired his Magnum Pistol twice at the charging swordsman, but he split the bullets with the edge of his sword. Before he could cleave the Elite in two, however, he was pistol-whipped on the forehead.

Taking a step backward, dizzy and growling, Sephiroth prepared again to attack the Arbiter. By now, however, the Arbiter had pulled out his Energy Sword, and was ready to duel.

The two warriors now crossed swords. They both struck at each other at blinding speeds, but no matter what neither could catch the other off guard. Sephiroth wouldn’t be pulled into another deadlock, though, and kept swinging. Finally, he took a wide, head-chopping swing. The Arbiter leapt back to dodge, but he was outranged by the blade’s massive length. He avoided the majority of the blow, but his right shoulder had a mean slice on it.

“And now… you DIE!”

Sephiroth thrust his free hand forward, unleashing a massive energy beam at the Arbiter. Eggman, viewing the fight from a distance, only barely managed to dodge the shot himself, as he was directly opposite Sephiroth at the time.

“Hehehehehe… that got him.”

“Not quite. I got lucky, I suppose.”

Interesting points:

1. Another reference to Dracula... it's like a running subplot. King Cobra was revived by Dracula, King Cobra kit Kefka, Kefka mutilated Sephiroth... and more references to changes in Sephiroth's change in appearance and demeanor.

2. Sephiroth was feeling particularly nasty that night. He also seemed to find it very amusing that he was "just following orders", as if it were all just a ploy that was succeeding.

3. He seems to attack in a more crazed, aggressive, and far less calculated manner than previously.

4. The "DIE" is of particular interest. Kefka almost invariably said "DIE" in all caps.

5. Instead of white, Sephiroth is in Gray.

[Khazaar]

It would really help if everybody could pitch in with something useful. I think the cobradude was Big Boss before and was revived by somebody else (Resídent Evil virus, or something) who asked not to be revived himself after he died.

If the skgene (or curse, or whatever) is transferred via combat we have a problem because I think nearly everybody got killed or lynched via combat. That would mean if Khaan has "the virus" and we lynch him, somebody else might get it...

[Askthepizzaguy]

It would really help if everybody could pitch in with something useful. I think the cobradude was Big Boss before and was revived by somebody else (Resídent Evil virus, or something) who asked not to be revived himself after he died.

If the skgene (or curse, or whatever) is transferred via combat we have a problem because I think nearly everybody got killed or lynched via combat. That would mean if Khaan has "the virus" and we lynch him, somebody else might get it...

I think you're right about King Cobra.

And I honestly have no clue how to proceed. My brain has turned to mush and no one is really cleared anymore if people are recruiting still. I would need to get some sleep anyway before I do any heavy thinking, which would probably only confuse me more.

Bottom line, just about any one of you are good lynch targets. I find evidence that Sephiroth has been tampered with, so to speak, by Kefka. I also find that Yaropolk's existence is very odd at this stage of the game. And I never heard of an investigator who can revive.

Roar....


However this twisted game plays out, I did my best. Well played, whoever you are. Go ahead and lynch Ichigo, but seriously I have no idea if the game will end then, and I doubt it frankly.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Vote:Ichigo

He is the last of the "suspects" correct?

After this we can block khaan and use investigations...

[seireikhaan]

If y'all want me to stop killing, by all means I will.

[LittleGrizzly]

Kefka... accept no imitations...

Edit: Forgot to add

[thefluffyone93]

OOOOOOHHHHHHH........
I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MYER WIEN- UMMM....BLOOD SAUSAGES............

..............scratch that......i wanna eat one instead.........

GET IN MAH BELLAY!!!

oh..................and.......ummmmmm........
confuzzled face?
don't judge me..........BLAME FARLESS!!!

[Splitpersonality]

Well uh, yeah Cobra dude was Big Boss before, Big boss was known as "Snake", king cobra is a big hula-hoopin' snake.

No dracula did not revive me, that was headless knight, and yes Kefka did kill me.

Aside from the OOC PMs i've been talking with Chaotix through there's never been a mention of me being converted, or me being a color change, or anything other then what I was, in the write ups.

I know i'm dead, I want to stay dead, this is a crazy confusing game and I don't want to miff it up, but I don't want to stay dead out of some "oh noes I am teh mafia let me diez", i want to stay dead because I think you guys don't need me and/or are doing a good enough job.


As a side note, I've posted all of this because i'm bored out of my mind in a Robotics class XD

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well, I find the focus on Sephiroth's face and change in attitude to be of particular interest because so much of every writeup was spent on it.

But... whichever, I just want to see the ending, don't really care what it is anymore. Roar.

unvote, vote: Ichigo.

[thefluffyone93]

oh p'shah farless!!!
YOUR JUST JEALOUSE CUZ MAH BOT IS WORKING AND YOURS ISN'T!!!
(lol bad spellings!!)

[Yaropolk]

The sad part is, we already investigated you, or so I was told. Even sadder is that everyone alive has been cleared somehow.

1. Pizzaguy- been lynched, vigilante'd, still indestructible because I'm Bowser, King of the Koopas.
2. Sasaki- Role PM was rather explicit that he wasn't a suspect and I was supposed to trust him. So why don't I?
3. Khazaar- seems to have the ability to investigate and was similarly cleared.
4. Shinseikhaan was investigated.
5. Beefy is defending people, and he was dead and would still be dead were it not for my suggestion that Fluffy revive him.
6. Yaropolk... "revived" by our proven innocent investigator, supposed to be able to block and vigilante and defend, but hasn't been in the writeups as doing so lately.
7. Ichigo- was investigated already, but otherwise claims to have no abilities, was sound asleep one night.


This leads me to believe several things:

1. Ichigo has voluntarily elected not to kill anyone, to avoid being detected. (most likely)
2. Yaropolk might have alignment shifted. his role claim is absurd. He isn't killing because he knows he would be a suspect if he did. (more likely)
3. Shinseikhaan is investigation-immune and a serial killer, not a vigilante (doubtful but possible)
4. Beefy alignment shifted due to Dracula turning him into the undead. (doubtful... he seems to be able to defend still.)
5. Khazaar builds the Weapon of Ambiguous Doom thingy and destroys us all now that the heroes and antiheroes are gone, thus fulfilling his lone survivor victory condition... (I'll be pretty ticked off... :)
6. Sasaki survives a game for once as a mafioso, and well done because you're due for one. (And I will look at the host like this: )
7. I've gone completely out of my mind and/or the host forgot to tell me I've been recruited or something, which would have been a good move, you antiheroes. That would also explain why there's been no additional kills, and it would explain why I've been bonked on the head every night for the past several nights. (If this is the correct answer, then I win anyway because you can't kill me, so the game is unfair. And I will still go )
8. Chaotix must be lynched.



Sigh... waiting on Eggman's brilliant, infallible investigation result on Yaropolk, I believe it was.

ROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR if we lose this game.

Go check tonight's writeup - I've been blocking Olavi (mewtwo) for 2 days.
vote: Ichigo

[Askthepizzaguy]

*Bowser shoots Dracula in the face with a silver Bullet Bill, drives a Spiked Shell through his heart, cuts off his head with a Grinder, blasts him into smithereens with Koopa's fire breath, and drops a Thwomp on the remains*



Any more wise cracks out of you and I'll sit on your ashes and fart.

PS- Yaropolk:

Okay... but I got my peepers on you. And everyone else here, because I'm now completely paranoid.

[thefluffyone93]

*Bowser shoots Dracula in the face with a silver Bullet Bill, drives a Spiked Shell through his heart, cuts off his head with a Grinder, blasts him into smithereens with Koopa's fire breath, and drops a Thwomp on the remains*



Any more wise cracks out of you and I'll sit on your ashes and fart.

PS- Yaropolk:

Okay... but I got my peepers on you. And everyone else here, because I'm now completely paranoid.

ANGRY SURPRISED FACE OF.........SADNESS?
WHY?!?!?
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME EMO?!?!?!?
AN EMO PILE OF ASHES?????

[Askthepizzaguy]

ANGRY SURPRISED FACE OF.........SADNESS?
WHY?!?!?
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME EMO?!?!?!?
AN EMO PILE OF ASHES?????

That does it. Now you will taste the terrifying green gas farts of Bowser, King of the Flatulent!!!

ROOOOAAAARRRRR!!!

[Beefy187]

Vote: Ichigo

[Chaotix]

Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go!

Also, while I'm here I'll do some advertizing for Thermal Mercury's Pokemon Mafia- It needs just around 5 or 6 more players, but it's been in sign-ups for a long time without interest. Join it!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Now...

[thefluffyone93]

lolz Ramones........
so much school........
LOL
ROFL
ANY OTHER ANAGRAMS THAT BESPEAK OF LAUGHTER AND HAPPYNESS!!!
meh.......im a pile of ashes......i haz no nose........

[Askthepizzaguy]

meh.......im a pile of ashes......i haz no nose........

*sticks a Mister Potato Head nose in the ashes and farts again, roars*

[Chaotix]

lolz Ramones........
so much school........
LOL
ROFL
ANY OTHER ANAGRAMS THAT BESPEAK OF LAUGHTER AND HAPPYNESS!!!
meh.......im a pile of ashes......i haz no nose........

The random spam is really getting annoying. Please actually post something relevant to the game- as long as you're not having your own side-monologue, then you can be as crazy as you want.

[thefluffyone93]

something relevant?
FINE!!
BOWSER IS FAT AND EVIL AND EVERYONE IS HIS STOOGE!!!
although that might actually be a compliment..........
but now ima gonna give you a hug!!
and tell sebass to keep poking farless! XD
TEH PILE OF ASHES HAS SPOEKEAN!!!!!!!
oh..........and ummmmm.....
me no like ol' seppy....you might as well lynch him now........

[Splitpersonality]

^Stop talking.


Forever.

[thefluffyone93]

NO
GET A HAIRCUT

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hmm...

Even I would call that spam at this point. Please give it a rest.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Bowser

[thefluffyone93]

......................................fine................
anyways.........
who here thinks that seppy is an official Phycho Killer?(Qu'est-ce que c'est? [What is it?])
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run away
perhaps he was posessed by kefka(dun DUN!)

[Chaotix]

Day 11 ended... now tallying the votes...

Tally
Ichigo: 6 (Khazaar, Sasaki, ATPG, Yaropolk, Beefy)
Yaropolk: 1 (khaan)
khaan: 1 (Ichigo)

Ichigo's been lynched, obviously. I just wanted to make sure everybody voted.

[Chaotix]

Day 11

The remaining seven villains were surprised the next day to find that only Mewtwo had been killed- and Sephiroth claimed the kill for himself. What was going on, now? Was the final traitor hiding, waiting until there were few enough villains for him to take on by himself? Maybe the Council was just paranoid because of the Arbiter’s cryptic words? Or perhaps there was a more sinister answer…

At the end of the day, the villains had, for the most part, decided that Vaati, the Wind Sorcerer, must be the final traitor.

“You think… that I’M the traitor here? What evidence do you have, exactly?”

Ganondorf, fueled by his dislike of the other dark forces vying for power in Hyrule, headed the prosecution.

“Heh… do you really think we’re stupid enough to suspect you without evidence? Meta-Ridley stopped you from going anywhere last night. Maybe he stopped you from killing a villain last night!”

“All that blasted space dragon did was interrupt my sleep. When he smashed down the door, I was SLEEPING.”

“Well, you ARE some kinda freaky wind mage, right? Maybe you can kill things in your sleep!”

At this point, Vaati brought his palm to his face.

“OR… perhaps you’re just jealous because I’m so much tougher and manlier than you, elf boy!”

“Gaaah! Don’t you insult my manliness! Just because your voice is about three octaves deeper and-”

“Nyah, nyah, I’ve got a Triforce, and you don’t!”

“That’s it! I’ll destroy you, idiot!”

Vaati lunged at Ganondorf, and was surprisingly able to tackle him to the ground. They began rolling around on the floor, wrestling like two middle-schoolers. Ganondorf, being obviously much more physically powerful, managed to chuck the tenacious wind mage off of him and into the air.

Vaati conjured a small whirlwind and landed on top of it, in mid-air. He drew a small shortsword.

“And now… we duel!”

Ganondorf looked embarrassed now.

“Look, I already said… I forgot my sword, okay?”

“It’s of no consequence to me.”

Riding on the whirlwind, Vaati rushed towards Ganondorf, sword pointed outwards. As he approached, Ganondorf flicked the tiny sword away with his fingers, and grabbed Vaati by the neck with his other hand.

“Hahahaha! Sorry, elf-boy, but there’s only room for one villain in Hyrule!”

“Well, I obviously don’t take up a lot of space, perhaps I could-”

“Shut up.”

Ganondorf pulled back his fist, charging up for the Warlock Punch. As his fist, empowered with evil magic, smashed into Vaati’s face, his head exploded from the sheer force, and splattered blood and brains all over the Council Chamber.

The remaining villains all gave Ganondorf a resounding applause for his flashy finish.

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Alive: 6
Sasaki Kojiro
Askthepizzaguy
Shinseikhaan
Khazaar
Yaropolk (Rebuilt)
Beefy (Revived)

Dead: 32
Sasaki Kojiro (RAAM)
Jolt
Glenn (Orochi)
White_Eyes
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ichigo (Black Shadow)
pevergreen
Reenk Roink
YLC
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
llf829 (Wrath of Slots)
Captain Blackadder
shlin28
SernoSerbo (Wrath of Kirby)
El Diablo
taka
Thermal Mercury
Splitpersonality (Again.)
LittleGrizzly
Glenn (Wrath of a God)
Yoyoma
AggonyDuck
Gobbledygook
TheFluffyOne (Wrath of Luigi)
Diana Abnoba
navarro
Olavi
Ichigo

Night 11 Begins

[Askthepizzaguy]

Shinseikhaan
Yaropolk
Beefy187

One of these is the traitor, sez Bowser.

Beefy has been defending. Yaropolk has been defending. Shinseikhaan, you should not kill anyone tonight. Yaropolk and Beefy, defend Khazaar and Sasaki please.

I want to see everyone doing their duty. If someone tries to kill tonight, we will know for a fact who it is.

ROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!

[Splitpersonality]

*applauds*

Very nice cranial explosion.