bar soap or bodywash?

[Fragony]

When I walk into a room, dirt and germs immediately run away. I am a mobile cleanroom with bids for my services from every electronics company in the world, talk about real men.

I don't walk into a room, I walk over it. They couldn't even touch me if they wanted to. Talk about real men.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I don't walk into a room, I walk over it. They couldn't even touch me if they wanted to. Talk about real men.

I don't walk over a room, the rooms themselves move when they are in my path. They are so scared of me, I can make them disassemble with just one look. Talk about real men.

[Fragony]

I don't walk over a room, the rooms themselves move when they are in my path. They are so scared of me, I can make them disassemble with just one look. Talk about real men.

They aren't scared of you, you should have washed yourselve.

[a completely inoffensive name]

They aren't scared of you, you should have washed yourselve.

False, they run away the fastest after I have just taken a Sulfuric Acid bath, something about burning a hole through their walls makes them run for the hills. I think I will switch to the more friendly hydrofluoric acid.

[Vuk]

I am so manly, that I wash with the blood of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,00,000 fallen foes daily. Talk about a man.

[Fragony]

False, they run away the fastest after I have just taken a Sulfuric Acid bath, something about burning a hole through their walls makes them run for the hills. I think I will switch to the more friendly hydrofluoric acid.

Even my mom thinks that's pretty gay and I am her favorite.

[Vuk]

Even my mom thinks that's pretty sissified and I am her favorite.

Better change it Frag or that big grouch Lemur will come down on you. :P

[Fragony]

Better change it Frag or that big grouch Lemur will come down on you. :P

I'll just paint his butt red and throw him at the babboons when he does, talk about real men.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I'll just paint his butt red and throw him at the babboons when he does, talk about real men.

Yeah sure, while you are playing monkey target practice with Lemur I will be getting infractions like crazy for things nowhere as bad as what others have said and still not even have a temp ban in my year here. Talk about real men.

[Fragony]

Yeah sure, while you are playing monkey target practice with Lemur I will be getting infractions like crazy for things nowhere as bad as what others have said and still not even have a temp ban in my year here. Talk about real men.

This thread is about soap no need to get dirty.

[a completely inoffensive name]

This thread is about soap no need to get dirty.

I thought this thread was talking about the bathing habits of real men.

[Vuk]

I thought this thread was talking about the bathing habits of real men.

Real men bathe?

[Fragony]

I thought this thread was talking about the bathing habits of real men.

One day you will understand

[a completely inoffensive name]

One day you will understand

(Insert whiny Anakin Skywalker from Episode 3 attitude) No, tell me now!

[Vuk]

Huh! Bar soap is winning! Take that you incredibly feminine (yet completely straight) bodywash girly men! Real men eat bar soap! (and wash with it too)

[KukriKhan]

Swine-lard, then a dip in the river. Every full moon.

Chiks dig it.

Men respect it.

Does anyone NOT know what "soap" is made of?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Swine-lard, then a dip in the river. Every full moon.

Chiks dig it.

Men respect it.

Does anyone NOT know what "soap" is made of?

Magic?

[Vuk]

Swine-lard, then a dip in the river. Every full moon.

Chiks dig it.

Men respect it.

Does anyone NOT know what "soap" is made of?

Of course, my ma used to make it. :P

[rasoforos]

Does anyone NOT know what "soap" is made of?

Fat mostly...

And as far as I know homemade soap making looks a bit like a witch and her cauldron...

As far as real men go...it doesnt really matter what you use, so long as you use something so as not to stink and drive the real women away.

[Oaty]

Soap?

peanut butter and dogs works for me.

I read an article where it said more men used body soap than woman.

[Cute Wolf]

Well, real men wants to have a sweet smell and clean..... so they will use either bar soap or bodywash.....

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

you can't hug a girl after you took all those "Real men bath type!" or didn't bath at all...

[Togakure]

Bar soap at the basin for a quick hands/face wash, body wash in the shower, lava soap after playing grease monkey, and Doc Bronner's when camping or backpacking.

A smart "real" man makes effective use of all available resources and doesn't let social stereotypes and prejudices affect his psyche .

[miotas]

lava soap after playing grease monkey

At the risk of sounding repetitive, what you need there is gumption.



This stuff lifts anything.

I'm not sure if you can get it in America, but if you can't you should get it anyway.

REAL men use gumption.