Who the hell are you anyway? A compilation of Orgah summations.

[Vladimir]

you started out good, I'll present my version now:

Tribesman:
Fair and intelligent scholar, idol of many, saviour of common sense and defender of being right without a link. He is from Ireland, the origin of common sense, has a good sense of humour but can also be very teasing down to being quite offensive even though he is usually still right. His domain is the Backroom as that is where his wisdom can trickle down to the masses and the other forums are largely about bollox anyway.

Bollox

Hussar, I think we have a winner!