Fillet Royale II: The Gang Wars [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

There is the possibility of 12 players in this game being mafia( assuming there is no overlap in the henchmen selection). We can't afford to waste a lynch and there is a fairly good chance of this being correct, even if it is a shot in the dark. Besides, he'll just join the next game that starts anyway.

Agreed. Don't weep for me Beskar, I'm in plenty of games as it is that I'm totally lost in.



I died really early in the last Fillet Royale as well. That time I had a mason role. It happens.

[Caius]

Sorry Caius you must have been voting when I was typing this.

Dont worry. I will join your mafia group if that is what you want, Diana...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Come on now, I've voted for myself. That's WIFOM. I expect to have the hugest bandwagon ever, if I am going to die.

Let's go peoples.

Bandwagon. Bandwagon. I order you to kill me.

[Beefy187]

Voting closed.
In coming write ups

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

sorry, I have already been lynched for changing my vote to many times, from this point on I NEVER change my vote, NEVER!!!!!

[Askthepizzaguy]

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!




Why so serious, fellows? Eeeeyahahahahaha!!!!

It's all part of the plan....


Hehehehehehe......

Let's put a SMILE on that face!





Here's my card.... the Suicide King!!!

[Greyblades]

I realy Realy hope thats not what I think it is...

[Beskar]

It was a general gripe I have with Mafia-games on the forum-style at least, admittedly. It is way I probably seem annoyed every-time it happens to me. Makes me think "if I am just going to get voted off pointlessly straight away, what is the point in even signing up?" sort of way.

On a similar note, I find lurkers very annoying. "If you are not going to play, then why bother signing up?". There should be some sort of lurker list and those who are known to just not bother with the game regularly gets added onto it, then hosts can just ban them from their games. Games like Mafia require participation. If you can't be bothered to even say "Hey, I am away for a while (for real), my apologises." or even bother voting in the rounds, then the host should have the option of going "I want people who are active, sorry, I am not allowing you to play the game". There are obviously things like legitimate reasons and if you couldn't participate due to emergency, I can accept those, but there is a clear difference between that and just not bothering to play the game. Also, just turning up to vote is at least showing some sort of commitment, if you want to intentionally stay quiet as part of your plan, that is up to you.

[Diana Abnoba]

Dont worry. I will join your mafia group if that is what you want, Diana...

Well if I was mafia, why would I want everyone to post so they don't get WOG'd. Wouldn't I want townies to die, and a WOG would help me out, less town to have to murder, means more chance of mafia win. Think about it.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Suicide role????? (sorry but could you explain)

[Askthepizzaguy]

You're so.... DEAD... wrong.... Greyblades.
eeeeyahahahahaha!!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Nice. I can't wait for the writeup. So long, suckers!!!

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I am willing to bet he is kidding

[Beskar]

Oi, ATPG. Get writing that write-up for Mini Mafia V. I want to know who won, etc, and what sort of excellent ending you wrote for it. Admittedly, I like your endings apart from picking on my character in them.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am willing to bet he is kidding

Me? Kidding?

Why... that would make me some kind of... Joker.

[Greyblades]

Oh
I ing hate jokers!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh
I ing hate jokers!

Ain't I a stinker?

[RoadKill]

Ya, i bet Pizzaguy is bluffing, I did something like that once in a huge mafia game, got lynched, and screwed the townies over, got them all to think I was mafia scum.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

so what are suicide roles?

[Tratorix]

He's bluffing because he wants to see people freak out until the write-up is posted.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh Denial... it's not just a river anymore.

[Diana Abnoba]

Okay what is a joker role? All I know is I can hear Pizza laughing his off in the other room, and I don't see that anything is THAT funny in this tread. What am I missing?

[Caius]

Well if I was mafia, why would I want everyone to post so they don't get WOG'd. Wouldn't I want townies to die, and a WOG would help me out, less town to have to murder, means more chance of mafia win. Think about it.

You would do that to try to be "a regular townie"

[Tratorix]

Oh Denial... it's not just a river anymore.

I'm willing to keep posting just to see how long you can maintain these puns and bad one liners.

Edit: Also, for those who don't know, a joker role is a role whose goal is to get themself lynched. This results in a victory for them and occasionally ends a game.

[Greyblades]

There are 2 types of suicide roles:
The first is a player that wins when they get lynched,commonly known as the actor, they are annoying when they are trying to get lynched but are mostly harmless.
The second, the joker, Is the same with a twist, OH GOD WHAT A DAMNABLE TWIST!!!!, when they get lynched not only do they win but they take the entire game with them and kills everyone.

[Beefy187]

Day 1 summery

"Times up! Who did you choose?"

Five pointed at Askthepizzaguy, including Pizzaguy him self.

"Very well.. Mr Askthepizzaguy seems to be very certain of his guilt. Take him away for a quick test! Until tommorow.. You are all dismissed."

.................................................................................................... ..........

"Mr Pizzaguy... What is your occupation?"

"I make Pizza"

"If I recall correctly..... Most pop pizzas includes some kinds of Beef or Chicken yes? Do you like them both?"

"And cheese!! Yes I do like them both."

"So you being Pizzamen kind of proves that you are good citizen of this town doesn't it?"

"No.. Name doesn't mean anything Mayor.. We have to be logical when we are finding those mafias... See.. "

"Maybe later my friend." said the Mayor, nodding at the men at outside. He came in and placed five plates in front of him...

"Veggies too?" Askthepizzaguy asked.

"Yes. Just to make sure you've been a good boy, listning your mum telling you to eat some veggies. Know, I'm assuming you know the rule... You have 1 minituets to finish all five plates. If you show any hesitation to eat any of it... You'll go over time and you'll be guilty in my eyes. Ready! Go!" Mayor shouted before Pizzaguy was even ready..

After three seconds of slight confusion, Pizzaguy started to eat. First completing the Beef steak, followed by Chicken... The populer toppings of his favourite food.. Pizza, then he wrapped the pork fillet with some lettace... He then reached for the lamb when mayor announced....

"Times up my friend! Askthepizzaguy. The time is 8:46 am. You are under arrest for various criminal activities such as killing, force feeding the innocents, tossing a dead men in a river, discriminating other foods, namely lamb, and finally.... being naughty! You will spend your life in jail until someone gives me a very good reason why you shouldn't be in jail...Take him away!"

So despite finishing four plates of food in relatively quick time, Askthepizzaguy was to be jailed for failing to finish the fitfh...


Wishazu- 2 (Sasaki, Caius)
Sasaki- 3 (taka, Ichigo, Yaropolk)
pevergreen- 1 (Tiberius)
Besker- 1 (YLC)
Roadkill- 1 (GH)
Diana- 1 (Captain Blackadder)
ATPG- 5 (Khaan, pevergreen, Wishazu, Tratorix, ATPG)

Abstain- (Cultured Drizzt Fan, Greyblades, Death is Yonder, Diana, Atheotes,Roadkill, Besker, Splitpersonality)

No votes - (AVSM, White_eyes, LittleGrizzly)


Alive 24/25
pevergreen
Sasaki Kojiro
Greyblades
Tiberius of the Drake
AVSM
Ichigo
Cultured Drittz Fan
YLC
Besker
General Hankerchief
Diana Abnoba
Death is Yonder
Tratorix
Captain Blackadder
White_eyes
taka
Atheotes
Splitpersonality
LittleGrizzly
Wishazu
Caius
Yaropolk
Shinseikhaan
Roadkill

Force fed to insanity (killed) 0/25

Jailed (Lynched) 1/25
ATPG

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

oh....... I really hope he is kidding.....
edit: knew it.

[Diana Abnoba]

You mean that they become SK after they are lynched, and the joker role is there any of them?

[Greyblades]

Oh...

Damn it Pizza!
@ Diana: No the joker pretty much kills everyone at once. (the one in the neverwinter nights game exploded, twice)

[Beefy187]

Soz pizza... I could've done it for you if I opened that pm before posting

Anyway, your on the replacement list now

[Askthepizzaguy]

If it's any consolation, I can't hurt anyone from prison. But step inside my cell... and I'll show you what other kinds of meat I like to eat.

You've won THIS round, but I will return, and then, I'll RULE THE WORLD!!! BLAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!






edit: Thanks Beefy. I will be back...