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A message from Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus to the Senate
Hello brave and noble senators!welcom to good morning rome, the italian peninsulas favorite spot for gossip, entertainmeant and inside information on our current crisis. Before I begin in earnest this morning, I would just like to do one thing.
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You can't see me, but i'm clapping slowly and sarcastically! Bravo! Bravo, brave senators. Yesterday you had the opportunity to pro script one of Caesar's finest and yet you chose to drag down a deluded former consul instead. An absolutely wonderful performance! For a minute there I almost believed you were stupid enugh to have done that.
the first( well, second, but i'm calling it the first) thing i'd like to discuss today is the senator who goes by the nickname shinseikhaan. This poor creature has been snivelling about his wish to depart the mortal realm for days now! Is no one here a ture roman, willing to give him an honorable death? For shame, i say. Shame! Populares or optimates, it matters not! Let us put this poor man out of his misery before he is forced to take matters into his own hands.
Secondly, i would like to address caesars assertion that Sasaki Kojiro is Pompey the Great. He is not. I am Pompey the Great. And, I would like to admit something to you, brave senators. I have not been entirely truthful with you. I know, it is hard to believe, but I have told one( And only one!) slight falsehood. You see, when I said sasaki was one of my trusted lieutenants, i spoke falsely. He is a staunch defender of the republic and should be treated as such. Though he is misguided he believes he has our best interests at heart.
well, i could go on and on, brave senators, but I feel my time is up so I shall leave you simply with a list of those who are to die and depart. please, tune in tommorrow and have a safe night...
Chaotix
Gaius Scribonius Curio( Finally, the name of a True Roman!)
Shinseikhaan
Ignoramus
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