New Macedonia?

**teh1337tim** · 05-31-2009, 06:04

Originally Posted by Darius

I took over all of their lands except Mytilene and they happily became my client state. Makedonian slave nation ftw.

You will say enslaved nation when i stick my 16 foot sarissa up your bunhole and up your spine and through your mouth you dirty barbaroi! Even if we are isolated in the middle of nowhere, you fear us so much you wish to destroy us!

**Andy1984** · 05-31-2009, 08:17

Originally Posted by teh1337tim

You will say enslaved nation when i stick my 16 foot sarissa up your bunhole and up your spine and through your mouth you dirty barbaroi! Even if we are isolated in the middle of nowhere, you fear us so much you wish to destroy us!

Now I've come to think of it... I don't think I would wipe out Makedonia. I would rather butcher their armies, again and again... like a cat playing with it's food...

**Alsatia** · 05-31-2009, 09:57

This has become a Rome vs Greece thread.....

Maion, those phalanx are so annoying..... But how come they routed when I attack, or rather they attack, my roarii at the front.

Then again, macedonia wiped out my full stack near corinth the other day...

Call it equal?

Quare nequeo graeci consum amicus ut romani?

**Duguntz** · 05-31-2009, 10:50

Originally Posted by teh1337tim

You will say enslaved nation when i stick my 16 foot sarissa up your bunhole and up your spine and through your mouth you dirty barbaroi! Even if we are isolated in the middle of nowhere, you fear us so much you wish to destroy us!

No no, you missed the point : Makedonians. A good comparaison would be the flie... You know, we don't fear flies... but we still want to kill them. Annoying would be the word!

By the way... The thread haven't become Romans against Hellenes... I'm Sweboz!

Cheers

**Alsatia** · 05-31-2009, 11:08

Then it is greece vs everyone else since no other non hellenic faction badmouthed the romans. I think this statement may be proven wrong in the next two posts

Quare nequeo graeci consum amicus ut romani?

**Maion Maroneios** · 05-31-2009, 14:18

I'm sure you all want me to reply (bet you're even begging me to do so

) but I won't. I won't spoil this thread

Maion

**MerlinusCDXX** · 06-01-2009, 11:39

Originally Posted by Alsatia

Then it is greece vs everyone else since no other non hellenic faction badmouthed the romans. I think this statement may be proven wrong in the next two posts

Quare nequeo graeci consum amicus ut romani?

Romans, they make good target practice for my young Pahlavan Dihqans, but then so do Greeks, and Swebozes. All you western footsloggers are good targets for my young nomads.

There, someone non-Hellenic badmouthed the Romans...and Greeks...and Barbaroi.

**Maion Maroneios** · 06-01-2009, 11:48

Let me not open my moth about you filthy nomads. Ever heard that the Scythians bathes every 8 months or so? HA! Probably the same for the rest of you. Plus, the bow is a weapon of pure cowards. Let us see you on foot with a proper spear or sword. See if you'll be able to do any harm or boast of yourself then

Truth is, we'd probably die of asphyxia due to the sheer stink of your unwashed bodies.

Maion

**Watchman** · 06-01-2009, 18:16

Bah. Wimpy Hellens can't even shoot straight or take a little stink. (Though, didn't the horse nomads generally wash with horse urine ? Hygienic enough, if kinda pungent...)

**johnhughthom** · 06-01-2009, 18:22

Why do you Greeks need such loooong spears? Are you trying to compensate for something? Real men fight on horseback, with arrows flying through the air and death could come at any moment, from any angle. With your Greek "pushy, pushy" matches you push a bit, get tired, push a bit, then go home because everybody get's bored.