Hitting Women

[Meneldil]

Confession: I was with a woman when I was younger (this would be around the time of the Civil War), when she slapped me. Hard. I was completely surprised. I looked at her and asked, "What the **** was that about?"

She giggled and slapped me again. Hard. When she saw the look of shock and confusion on my face, she broke into full-out laughter.

Enough. I said, "Look, if you do that again I will hit you back."

She slapped my face again, just as hard as before. So I punched her in the gut.

She doubled over and began weeping, demanding to know what I had hit her. "Because you were ******* hitting me!" I said.

I probably should have just left, but it was in my own apartment, so I'm not sure where I would have gone.

There, now you know what a bad person the lemur is.

Same thing happened to me in high-school. I was speaking with friends and 3 girls (one of them being a good friend) came and started to slap me while laugghing. When hit for the 3rd time, I slapt one of them so hard she fell on her back.
Once again, total confusion : "WHY OH WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" "Because you did it first."

Honestly, nowadays, I would just hit back after the first slapping (if it's not a friendly/sexual kind of slapping). Women shouldn't have less rights than men, but they don't have an inherent right to slap
men either.

Edit: Slapping children is the best way to ensure a correct education. I'm constantly amazed by the sad state of personnal education in anglo-saxon countries (ie. US, Canada, England). People are not allowed to slap or hit kids, and their children all end up as a bunch of spoiled, useless and unskilled idiots. Among the hundreds of Canadians and Americans I met, probably not even 5% of them could cook something decent or clean an appartement.
I would have spanked my roommates' ass and slaped their face to the moon only to teach them how to clean a living room or a wahsroom.
Edit2: In regard to that, french youth is not much better. I blame the whole "you should neither spank your kids nor give them homework" crap that parents are constantly being brainwashed with.
End of my out of topic rant.