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    I would imagine that the kind of people judging this thing would be more likely pro gay marriage... so kudos for sticking to her views rather than saying what the judges wanted to hear!
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    Wow. I'm shocked. I just can't believe what I'm hearing.
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    People actually pay attention to parts of the Miss USA pageant that aren't the swimsuit competition?
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    So what do you think of the photos ?
    OK the judges have decided that as its the 21st century it doesn't really count as real pornography anymore so she can keep her Miss California title , but really should a good ol evangelical girl be flashing her bits for money(or not for money in some cases)

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    I'm afraid I won't Miss California. Sane sex seems like a good idea to me though, whether inside or out of marriage. Btw I always knew that Paris Hilton was a girl. They didn't fool me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tribesman View Post
    So what do you think of the photos ?
    OK the judges have decided that as its the 21st century it doesn't really count as real pornography anymore so she can keep her Miss California title , but really should a good ol evangelical girl be flashing her bits for money(or not for money in some cases)
    I was angry. I mean I have nipples and I'm willing to wager my b00bs are that size if not bigger.

    Softcore bullcrap if you ask me. This is 21st century, you mean you couldn't find any whips or chains or gerbils. Not even a bloody video!

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    http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline...uantanamo.html


    Miss Universe, together with Miss America, paid a visit to Guantanamo. This her blog account of the trip:

    This week, Guantanamo!!! It was an incredible experience.

    We arrived in Gitmo on Friday and started going around the town, everybody knew Crystle and I were coming so the first thing we did was attend a big lunch and then we visited one of the bars they have in the base. We talked about Gitmo and what is was like living there.

    The next days we had a wonderful time, this truly was a memorable trip! We hung out with the guys from the East Coast and they showed us the boat inside and out, how they work and what they do, we took a ride around the land and it was a loooot of fun!

    We also met the Military dogs, and they did a very nice demonstration of their skills. All the guys from the Army were amazing with us. We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how they recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting.

    We took a ride with the Marines around the land to see the division of Gitmo and Cuba while they were informed us with a little bit of history. The water in Guantánamo Bay is soooo beautiful! It was unbelievable, we were able to enjoy it for at least an hour.

    We went to the glass beach, and realized the name of it comes from the little pieces of broken glass from hundred of years ago. It is pretty to see all the colors shining with the sun. That day we met a beautiful lady named Rebeca who does wonders with the glasses from the beach. She creates jewelry with it and of course I bought a necklace from her that will remind me of Guantánamo Bay :)

    I didn’t want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful.
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    How...

    entertaining. :)

    "And then we met one of the inmates, a fellow named Abdul. He did a 'Death to America!' show for us, and I got to shake his hand and tell him that my leader says the same thing! And that I wish him all luck in the whole world. Staying in-character, he growled at me and eyed my chest. What a hoot!"

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    Just so it's clear who is blogging, it is Dayana Mendoza, Miss Venezuala, aka Miss Universe:

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    What an adorable creature
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    She looks like she is about to take a chunk out of your neck.

    Now where did I put my wooden stake and UV flood light...
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    Well, she looks good enough to be able to say that.
    She could say almost anything and I wouldn't mind, though I'd draw the line somewhere between "the Armenian genocide never happened" and "you're butt ugly, get out of my sight!".

    I mean this is some kind of miss contest, they're not supposed to use their brain to think about the not-so-nice things in this world, it doesn't fit their pretty face when they don't smile and would destroy the whole glamour and glitter of these fragile little things. Banquo already posted the relevant video here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post

    Softcore bullcrap if you ask me. This is 21st century, you mean you couldn't find any whips or chains or gerbils.
    Is it just me or you sound a lot like Dev. Dave lately?
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    Everybody knows Miss California lost her title after not showing up for work, right?

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    Technically, she apparently wanted to have a right of refusal for appearances; she attended some, but declined to cover a gay movie premier, an appearance in Costa Rica, and some kinda event at Playboy, Inc.

    I wonder whatever happened to her rumored Fox tryout.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    How...

    entertaining. :)

    "And then we met one of the inmates, a fellow named Abdul. He did a 'Death to America!' show for us, and I got to shake his hand and tell him that my leader says the same thing! And that I wish him all luck in the whole world. Staying in-character, he growled at me and eyed my chest. What a hoot!"

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    Just so it's clear who is blogging, it is Dayana Mendoza, Miss Venezuala, aka Miss Universe:

    lol too bizar

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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    How...

    entertaining. :)

    "And then we met one of the inmates, a fellow named Abdul. He did a 'Death to America!' show for us, and I got to shake his hand and tell him that my leader says the same thing! And that I wish him all luck in the whole world. Staying in-character, he growled at me and eyed my chest. What a hoot!"
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    I really try not to take anything from ladies of easy virtue seriously. I'm waiting for her porn vid to come out.
    Last edited by Banquo's Ghost; 06-23-2009 at 07:15. Reason: Edited for a more PG-13 forum tone
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